[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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So, at last, that vile travesty of a Hellywood denizen has paid for the ticket that was waiting for him at Satan’s Station.

Not content with ridiculing the forces of goodness and justice, i.e. the police, and being single handedly responsible for all bad publicity against them, Nielsen also reveled in praising the evil life of Clarence Darrow whose lying tongue, deceptions and probably corruption led to him being declared an Enemy of God in the Scopes Monkey trial.

I would remind the reader that God does not laugh (except at tragedy brought about by indulgence in evil.)

Welcome aboard Mr Nielsen, see if you can make a comedy of this one!

[SUV]

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"Leslie" Nielsen, eh? Satan knows a homer! when he sees one!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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"Leslie" Nielsen, eh? Satan knows a homer! when he sees one!

Surely Satan does (but Leslie, don't call Satan Shirley).

[Bobby-Joe]

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I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

Good joke Rev. To bad Mr Nieslon isn't laughing were he is right now. Best Thanksgiving ever that Jesus put down another Hellywood scum sucking sinner. GLORY!

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

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"Leslie" Nielsen, eh? Satan knows a homer! when he sees one!

He was not only a homerish hellywood actor, he was also half denmarkian. I'm sure Satan is having a lot of fun raping him right now.

[Jimmy C Lombardo]

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Looks like Mr. Magoo is taking a one way Airplane to HELL - Upside Down!

[Mistress Cookie]

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Elaine Kaufman, the owner of Elaine's restaurant in New York, is serving her latkes in hell, now.

As she was an avowed Christ-Killer-enabler, Hebraics were welcome in her establishment, and often even given the best tables (!) while gentiles were made to wait.

Child Molester Woody Allen, along with other "luminaries", often held their power pow-wows in her restaurant.

Indeed, some of Hollywood's most depraved productions were planned, dispatched, and perhaps even shot right under her roof.

"A good bottle of wine, a nice plate of pasta — I mean, that's life," Elaine Kaufman once said. Kaufman died Friday in New York.


NEW YORK — Elaine Kaufman, the colorful restaurateur whose East Side establishment, Elaine's, became a haven for show business and literary notables, died Friday at the age of 81.

Kaufman died at a Manhattan hospital of complications from chronic obstructive pulmonary disorder and pulmonary hypertension, according to a statement issued by the restaurant's representative.

Kaufman was a veteran waitress and cafe manager in Greenwich Village when she bought a small bar-restaurant near the corner of Second Avenue and 88th Street in 1963.

It was never about the design or the food — basic Italian fare. It was all about the owner-hostess, an outsized mother figure in a tentlike dress, and her friendships with the famous.

Norman Mailer, Gay Talese and George Plimpton quickly became regulars, and over the years the glitterati joined the literati. Even Jackie Onassis went there.

"It offers an ambience of camaraderie that is centered on Elaine herself. She's the den mother there," Talese said in 1988. "It's like a boarding house: You've got the round table, and you don't need a reservation if you're a friend of hers."

A 'great, big wonderful woman'

Among those showing up at a 25th anniversary celebration were Sidney Lumet, Peter Maas, Eli Wallach, Raquel Welch, Jackie Mason, Billy Dee Williams and Cheryl Tiegs.

Woody Allen opened his movie "Manhattan" with a scene set in Elaine's. He became a regular, Kaufman told The Associated Press in 1988, because "he loves to people-watch. It's comfortable, nobody bothers him, we make him what he wants."

Bobby Zarem, a soft-spoken public relations specialist who has worked with everyone from Dustin Hoffman to Cher to Michael Douglas, had been close friends with Kaufman for 47 years.

Zarem was working for a large PR agency in New York when he walked into Elaine's three weeks after it opened. The two became fast friends and, he said, she encouraged him to open his own shop. He in turn brought his clients to the restaurant and began throwing events there — from movie promotions to book parties. Elaine's soon became the party place of New York.

"I just don't know what to say," Zarem said through tears from his home in Savannah, Ga. "We were best friends and extremely supportive of one another. She was supportive of everybody — especially writers."

Kaufman was particularly close to Talese and Plimpton, and would allow out-of-work writers to eat for free, said Zarem, who once entertained celebrities such as Allen, Kirk Douglas and Michael Caine there.

"She was just this great, big wonderful woman. She was smart and very smart about people. You could trust her and talk about anything ... and you could sit up there until 2 in the morning," Zarem said.

Critics noted that ordinary tourists got less-well-placed tables and paid Cadillac-style prices for Chevrolet-style food, but Kaufman said detractors and celebrity-watchers alike made too big a deal out of the place.

"I think a lot of people just come in to have dinner," she said. "And you have a good time. A good bottle of wine, a nice plate of pasta — I mean, that's life."

Just a few weeks ago, some women were standing outside the restaurant, staring up at the sign and wondering if this was the place they had read about in all those Stuart Woods novels. It was, indeed.

Woods, author of dozens of popular mysteries, begins almost every book with his hero, Stone Barrington, having dinner at Elaine's. The character meets cops and confidential sources at the restaurant, and one novel even features a shootout there. Kaufman herself is frequently mentioned.
Still, there was no denying that she steered less-interesting people toward the back room.

"Elaine does not consider herself a snob," Washington Post writer Sally Quinn wrote in 1970. "It's just that she has an idea of the kind of place she wants to run and the kind of people she wants to see there."

Kaufman told Quinn: "You don't have to be a writer to have the kind of personality for a restaurant like this. ... We have a butcher who comes in with his wife every week. It's just that the people who come here are a little more sophisticated but not pretentious sophisticated."

She had 'a feeling for people'

She was proud that she didn't change her business to keep up with current fashions.

"I started with a little restaurant and that's what I've ended up with," Kaufman said in 1993. "It wasn't broke so I didn't fix it."

One change was forced upon her in 2003, when the city banned smoking in restaurants. She said she had quit smoking several years earlier but was unhappy about forcing customers to forgo tobacco at their seats.

"In my business, it's about hospitality," she wrote in a 2002 New York Times essay. "We serve people. We like to please. We'd much rather say yes than no. ... So what do we have now? Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg wants us to ban smoking entirely. He wants us to say no to the customers."

Kaufman was born in 1929 in the Bronx ("My mother never told me we were poor") and never went to college.

In the 1970 Washington Post profile, Kaufman said she started out working in cosmetics sales and began her restaurant career to help out a friend.

"It was the best thing I'd ever done; it combined all the things that were easy for me," she said. "I have a feeling for people."

[Levi Jones]

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God has decided to finish feminazi, communist Elizabeth Edwards with breast cancer.

The former wife of demoncratic Senator and vp candidate in 2004, John Edwards has booked first class passage on the hell train!

[Jedediah]

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God has decided to finish feminazi, communist Elizabeth Edwards with breast cancer.

The former wife of demoncratic Senator and vp candidate in 2004, John Edwards has booked first class passage on the hell train!

I was outraged by this facebook post she made a couple of days ago when it became apparent that God's patience had run out with her.

You all know that I have been sustained throughout my life by three saving graces – my family, my friends, and a faith in the power of resilience and hope. These graces have carried me through difficult times and they have brought more joy to the good times than I ever could have imagined.

Faith in "the power of resilience and hope"? No! You put your faith in the LORD, no abstract concepts!


Now she will have all eternity to reflect on her failure to acknowledge her Creator as she endures the unfathomable torments of hell.

[SUV]

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Well check this out, Christians! One of these Handsome Gentlemen is "Gary Gross" - appropriate, yes?

His claim to fame was taking a naked picture of Brooke Shields. To use as a "beard," as it were, to hide his obvious galloping homer!ism.

[BelieverInGod]

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Well check this out, Christians! One of these Handsome Gentlemen is "Gary Gross" - appropriate, yes?

His claim to fame was taking a naked picture of Brooke Shields. To use as a "beard," as it were, to hide his obvious galloping homer!ism.

Why does that dog look so worried?

[Mistress Cookie]

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His claim to fame was taking a naked picture of Brooke Shields. To use as a "beard," as it were, to hide his obvious galloping homer!ism.

Are we sure he was entirely the one to blame in that circumstance. That "model" started ripping her clothes off in front of photographers before she was out of diapers, practically.

I bet she called him over one rainy day to shoot a lollipop commercial, or something...and then there she was, waiting like a spider.
.

[SUV]

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Are we sure he was entirely the one to blame in that circumstance. .

You're absolutely Correct, Sister.

Everyone Knows that if you put a young girl and a homer! together for five darn minutes and the 'sexcapades' will be Off The Scale - probably go on steady for at least a week or more

And yes, that poor DoG does indeed look worried. I don't even want to think of it - or anything else

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Blake Edwards, maker of pornographic films like 10 and fag-enabling films like Victor/Victoria, has been summoned to Satan's casting couch.

Blake Edwards, Prolific Comedy Director, Dies at 88

Blake Edwards, a writer and director who was hailed as a Hollywood master of screwball farces and rude comedies like “Victor/Victoria” and the “Pink Panther” movies, died Wednesday night in Santa Monica, Calif. He was 88.

[HTannor]

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Blake Edwards, maker of pornographic films like 10 and fag-enabling films like Victor/Victoria, has been summoned to Satan's casting couch.

Here, here, Pastor Isaac, I couldn't agree more.

I have watched 10 no fewer than twenty times examining that filthy harlot Bo Derek as closely as possible for any redeaming qualities, but to no avail.

I've even placed certain scenes in that movie into super slow motion and my efforts remained futile.

It was just sickening watching his films where the word "Pink" was in the title. Not exactly a subtle hint referring to their queer messages.