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  • #166
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Bill Pardy View Post
    Right, i"ll behave this time Pastor, you have my word.

    You better Buster or YOU"LL be the next passenger on HELL Train!!!

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    • #167
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Yes ma'am.

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      • #168
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by Bill Pardy View Post
        If anyone then this guy is going to get rape forever in Hell.


        I F***ing HATE this guy.
        You have the right idea, and yes, he is on the fast track to Hell, but that picture you had was way too big so I replaced it with a more appropriate size. Some of our Tin Tithers are still on dial-up or older computers, so you need to consider them when posting images.
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        • #169
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
          You have the right idea, and yes, he is on the fast track to Hell, but that picture you had was way too big so I replaced it with a more appropriate size. Some of our Tin Tithers are still on dial-up or older computers, so you need to consider them when posting images.
          THANK YOU Sister. That other one was sooo big and in my face I actually threw up at his over-sized image.
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          • #170
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Sure thing. When i post images i'll try and get smaller versions.

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            • #171
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by SUV View Post


              Is this supposed to be that "Steven Ray Vaughan" Brother Nobar King?

              He looks a little bit Kerouacky to me
              That was Bill Graham, local rock impresario. He died in the helicopter with SRV.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #172
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by Bill Pardy View Post
                If anyone then this guy is going to get rape forever in Hell.


                I F***ing HATE this guy.
                Yes, scientologist, and all other believers and proponents of secular science will be heading straight to Hell, but on the Hell Mothership. Tom Cruise is the most wretched of them all second only to L. Ron Hubbard. Let's look at Mr. Cruise for a moment. He loves his wife, loves his kid, is living happily, doesn't cheat on her, doesn't beat her, supports a number of charity organizations... I mean, come on, he's such a horrible person because no matter what other qualities he has he believes in outrageous concepts like alien intergalactic federations, body thetans, equal rights for all mankind, and alien psychology. If he would just believe in more rational ideas like a man that resurrects, walks on water, turns water into wine, ascends physically into heaven, cures the sick with his touch, and cures mental problems(i.e demon possession) with a mere command then he would be taken alot more seriously.
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                • #173
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  I know i mean come on, who are they kidding right, Aliens souls, ha i mean at least christianity is feasible to a point, so much more than scientology.

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                  • #174
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    These body thetans, Bill Pardy, that Scientologists believe in, are nothing more than DEMONS that, according to their "liturgy," infest the bodies of humans.

                    Their founder, Lafayette (and if that is not a homer name, I've never heard one before) Ron Hubbard, is responsible for thousands of people's downfalls into sin, debauchery, and thus to HELL. He deserves to occupy a seat as co-engineer on the Hell Train.
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                    • #175
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Hell i'll bet that those deamons are why humanity was so sinful before the rise of Jesus.

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                      • #176
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        How could we ever have forgotten?!

                        "There's Room for One More" Patrick! You'll be Breaking Wind as the Train picks up speed to pass Mach I when you climb aboard!:



                        Just look at the sinner run to catch it! Got his bags all packed already! All full of Marshmallows to toast at Satan's Place!

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                        • #177
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Tony B.Liar, ex PM UK now servant of the antichrist the vicar of Rome. He's already on the Train. Praise!
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                          • #178
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            I know this forum is supposed to be "funny" and that but this thread is just way too far.

                            Really, how can you guys laugh at this? You people have extremely sick senses of humour.

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                            • #179
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Originally posted by Harvest View Post
                              I know this forum is supposed to be "funny" and that but this thread is just way too far.

                              Really, how can you guys laugh at this? You people have extremely sick senses of humour.

                              Because God does too:
                              Proverbs 1:26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;
                              27 When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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                              • #180
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Then that makes me very sad.

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