[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Praise JESUS!! I have been praying for this little freak's painful death for years now. Ever since that little jigaboo performed his tribute to satan called "Thriller," I have been looking forward to the day that Jesus, in His infinite mercy, squished that boy dead.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Typical of him to steal the thunder from other, better, entertainers like Ed McMahon and Farrah Fawcett.

[Frogmella]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Aparrently, he's not dead, just a little off colour.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Informercial loud mouth Billy Mays has died.

I guess Satan needed his big mouth.

http://www.foxnews.com/

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/article1014018.ece

NEXT STOP: PAAAAAAATRICK SWAYZE

Woooot Woooot!!!

[Nobar King]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Informercial loud mouth Billy Mays has died.

I never trusted that guy. He's out there pushing all of these products you can tell he doesn't believe in. It's not a proper testimonial, he was just a carnival pitch-man.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Praise Jesus ! Perhaps now televisions will last longer. I put one out of it's misery just yesterday with my Godly .45 ACP when he came on spewing for some product.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Not to mention the 4-hour superstar funeral that airs across all channels.

Not all channels.

http://www.tbn.org

http://www.cbn.com

[Nobar King]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Praise Jesus ! Perhaps now televisions will last longer. I put one out of it's misery just yesterday with my Godly .45 ACP when he came on spewing for some product.

You REALLY didn't like that Billy Mays guy, did you?

[Pagan_wretch]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Typical of him to steal the thunder from other, better, entertainers like Ed McMahon and Farrah Fawcett.

Oh? then why is there another thread on this so called christian forum calling Farrah a drunken whore who deserved to burn in hell with Michael??

Yeah.. that's what I thought. Hypocrites. I'll take my leave now before all the hypocrisy, bad-mouthing and general asshole behavior makes me sick.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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"BILLY MAYS HERE....IN HELL!!!"

The Good Lord has had a busy week casting sinners into Hell! Praise Jesus!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Choooo Chugga a Lugga

(CNN) -- Comedian and impersonator Fred Travalena died Sunday afternoon after a seven-year battle with cancer. He was 66.
Comedian Fred Travalena had a 40-year career in show business.





Travalena -- known as "The Man of a Thousand Faces" -- died at home in Encino, California, surrounded by family, according to his publicist.
He was diagnosed with non-Hodgkin's lymphoma in 2002 and prostate cancer in 2003. Following five years' remission, the lymphoma returned in 2008.
"Since that time, he has been in and out of treatment, consisting of chemotherapy, surgery and radiation," spokesman Roger Neal said.
During Travalena's 40-year career, he entertained audiences with impressions of celebrities such as Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Bob Hope. He was a regular on the "Tonight Show," with Johnny Carson.
Travalena is survived by his wife of 39 years, Lois; sons Fred IV and Cory; daughter-in-law, Kelly; and a granddaughter.
Private services will be held this week, with a public memorial service to be announced later.

Even though he had a WOP last name, I'm convinced he was a Joo.

We'll try again, eventually his ticket will get validated - NEXT STOP: Paaaaaatrick Swaaaaayyyyyzeeeee

WOOT WOOOT!

[Brother Temperance]

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In all the excitement over Jackson's death, most people have missed the passing of a crazed, demon-possessed British rock writer called Swells, widely agreed to be one of the most ungodly writers of his generation. If anyone fancies a good laugh at his final description of dying of cancer, it can be found here. He bragged about being "an existentialist, atheist hard-man", but no-one's harder than God! Praise!

[Professor Tyeisha X]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

I extend my sympathy to Swells over his tragic death. While I have not heard of him before, reading what people said about him really hits home with me: An argumentative, confrontational, intelligent, elitist Marxist. He truly is a soulmate of me; a white male reflection of me across the pond. I offer my most heart-felt condolences to his family.

R.I.P

[SUV]

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Now if there could only be some kind of nuclear accident or a chemical nerve agent spill, it will be one of the happiest weeks of my life!!

P.S. But Lord, please don't forget Patrick Swayze!!

Take heart, Brother. Although the "Avian Flu" was a no-show, Swine Flu seems to be growing legs.

(Lord, PLEASE don't forget Patrick Swayze!!!!!)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

I extend my sympathy to Swells over his tragic death. While I have not heard of him before, reading what people said about him really hits home with me: An argumentative, confrontational, intelligent, elitist Marxist. He truly is a soulmate of me; a white male reflection of me across the pond. I offer my most heart-felt condolences to his family.

R.I.P

What a curious thing for a God-mocking atheist to say...