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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22895

    #1

    Bin Laden and Neil Armstrong - Brothers in Death

    Neil Armstrong to be buried at sea

    Armstrong, the first man to set foot on the moon, told his family this was how he wanted to be buried. "It was his wish," family spokesman Rick Miller said.

    Details of the burial have not been released and might not be. The Navy confirmed it would perform the ceremony, but it would not say where, when or from which ship, citing the Armstrong family's wishes for privacy.

    It was not known whether the burial will be a full-body burial or a dropping of ashes.
    Of course, there's a cover story to both men's earthly bodies being disposed of where no one can check any facts, but doesn't it leave a few questions hanging?
    1. Bin Laden was killed because he knew too much. Was Armstrong killed because he was about to reveal that, as long stated by Landover, that the so-called "Moon Landing" was a fake?

    2. How exactly did Bin Laden and Armstrong die?" - We'll never know!

    3. Who says that burial at sea was his wish? I never heard him say that!

    4. And those ominous words - "Details of the burial have not been released and might not be." Do they mean Bin Laden or Armstrong?!!!

    Trust in science is a false faith; scientists are well-known cheap illusionists who invent signs and wonders to delude and deceive those on the Pathway to Paradise and ensnare them in the Bonds of Hell. The Word of God is all that can be trusted in this Vale of Tears we call "Life".

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  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
    Scientific Advisor
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2373

    #2
    Re: Bin Laden and Neil Armstrong - Brothers in Death

    Do you think the current administration had him "hushed up" going into the election? You know what happened to Vince Foster when the Clintons had had enough of him. Do you think this is just another spin around the block?
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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #3
      Re: Bin Laden and Neil Armstrong - Brothers in Death

      Is the moon even big enough to land on? If not, has anybody been kind enough to inform the Chinese or the European Space Agency of this?

      I know it's not nice to laugh, but I can't help but chuckle at the thought of what will happen when they try to land the first Chinaman on the moon and his landing pod collapses the thing like a piñata.
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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 10409

        #4
        Re: Bin Laden and Neil Armstrong - Brothers in Death

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        Is the moon even big enough to land on? If not, has anybody been kind enough to inform the Chinese or the European Space Agency of this?

        I know it's not nice to laugh, but I can't help but chuckle at the thought of what will happen when they try to land the first Chinaman on the moon and his landing pod collapses the thing like a piñata.
        The problem for scientists with the whole moon thing is that they have to keep up the charade. All their clever measurements must tell them that the moon is a light in the firmament for signs and seasons but then they'd be drummed out of the scientific community for saying so.

        So what we have is a group of people pathetically clinging to dogma that collapses at the slightest critical investigation conspiring to keep each other ignorant of the facts in an ever shrinking island of strident denial. It's a sickening.

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