[Reason and Our Lord]

Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!"

Screeeeeech!

Hold it right there pal. Exactly where does it say in the Bible that we are expected to "love all of His great creations?"

Post the Scripture right here.

My Bible tells me that God created everything. He created queers, do we "love" them? He created witches, do we "love" them? He created satan! I suppose you expect us to "love" satan???

Already have.

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Originally Posted by Reason and Our Lord
Matthew 5:44
But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you

Luke 6:27
But I say unto you which hear, Love your enemies, do good to them which hate you

Right here buddy. I even Love you

[Levi Jones]

Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!"

Already have.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Reason and Our Lord
Matthew 5:44
But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you

Luke 6:27
But I say unto you which hear, Love your enemies, do good to them which hate you

Right here buddy. I even Love you

What is love, according to the Bible? Hint: The Greek word is agape.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!"

Already have.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Reason and Our Lord
Matthew 5:44
But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you

Luke 6:27
But I say unto you which hear, Love your enemies, do good to them which hate you

Right here buddy. I even Love you

We love our enemies, pal. But unless and until unsaved scum such as yourself repent of their sins and get washed in His blood, Jesus commands us to stay away from them!

"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11

[John Creeser]

Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!"

Oh here we go again!! The liberals want to hunt down the people responsible for shooting this stupid cat in the head.

Brownie, a 4-year-old tabby, returned to his owner last week with an arrow stuck in his head, his fur matted with dried blood.
The cat had been shot. Sarah Hayes with the Monroe County Humane Association announced today that the organization is offering up $500 to anyone with information that leads to the conviction of the person or persons responsible.
“It’s just horrible, and whoever did this, they need to be charged,” Hayes, the association’s CEO, said.

$500!!! What a waste of money! Why not tithe it to Landover so we can send yet another crate of Bibles to the heathens in Africa.



Good shot

[James Hutchins]

Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!"

Probably done by some slant for his 'Gook' restaurant. Typical bad shot, all those people need glasses.



If cats had souls, they would not have arrows in their heads.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!"

Have they thought of that the stupid cat actually might have violated someones private property? It is every Americans right to shoot anything that violates private property!

[John Creeser]

Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!"

I hadn't thought of that James, I guess jappers do have bad eye sight from squinting all the time. While God says we can do what we want with animals, I wouldn't be hunting cats for food, just game. Yuck.

Have they thought of that the stupid cat actually might have violated someones private property? It is every Americans right to shoot anything that violates private property!

Another possible scenario, it is a shame the cat got away with his arrow. They are not inexpensive.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!"

This is very funny.

A live cat was found recently half-buried in concrete.



The Colorado City sheriff (a God fearing Christian no doubt) had the right response when some hippies started wasting his time complaining about this:

"[The officer] kind of chuckled and laughed a little bit and then he said that if it was up to him, he'd just throw dirt on [the cat]," Chatwin said. "And this is coming from a city marshal who's a member of the FLDS Church."

No doubt Obama is going to twist this into making it against the law to buy concrete.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!"

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and then run it through a bandsaw.....mmmmeeeeeeeeoooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Pour gasoline on it and set it on fire...wooof!

[John Creeser]

Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!"

This is very funny.

A live cat was found recently half-buried in concrete.



The Colorado City sheriff (a God fearing Christian no doubt) had the right response when some hippies started wasting his time complaining about this:

"[The officer] kind of chuckled and laughed a little bit and then he said that if it was up to him, he'd just throw dirt on [the cat]," Chatwin said. "And this is coming from a city marshal who's a member of the FLDS Church."

No doubt Obama is going to twist this into making it against the law to buy concrete.

I guess it's a good thing that cat can't feel pain. Actually, looks kind of cute (and warm) all wrapped up like that.

So let me get this straight, mormans are encasing cats in concrete and dropping them off on the properties of ex-members? I don't think landover has ever had a "ex-member", but maybe we might follow FDLS' lead, just in case.

.....that is, if Obama doesn't ban concrete (and kittens).

[Holly Graham]

Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!"

I guess it's a good thing that cat can't feel pain. Actually, looks kind of cute (and warm) all wrapped up like that.

So let me get this straight, mormans are encasing cats in concrete and dropping them off on the properties of ex-members? I don't think landover has ever had a "ex-member", but maybe we might follow FDLS' lead, just in case.

.....that is, if Obama doesn't ban concrete (and kittens).

We've decided to stock up on concrete and kittens. Who knows what Obama will outlaw next.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!"

I think you all might want to take a look at my new armchair from New Zealand

[Basilissa]

Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!"

I think you all might want to take a look at my new armchair from New Zealand

Sweet!! Where can I get a chair like this??

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!"

I have a set of elephant feet jars. I keep gold Krugerrands in them.

[John Creeser]

Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!"

I should block my retard hippy niece from emailing me these bleeding heart liberal "shock ads". This only angers me, I'll tell you why; I shoot my dogs when they become boring or no longer valid to the safety of my home. One bullet, one kill. buried. done. Humane!!!!

A coward leaves his dog by the side of the road. You realize that dog has to fend for itself? That means it's going to get into someones garbage...maybe my garbage? Who is going to clean that up? You? Look I know, God says we can do what we want with animals, but have some DAMN RESPECT for those True Christians™ who have to clean it up.....and put your dog down.