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Friends, a brilliant socialist YouTuber under the name of GradeAUnderA has upload a video where he request that the DPRK uncover the shrouded secrets of area 51. Who will a area 51? Will he a alien peoples? Will he the Illuminati headquarters? Will he a satanic bases? Well, under the invincible leadership of the eternal president, we have cracked into the secret base of area 51 to uncover the real truth!
The brave DPRK soldiers returned to me the day after with a letter that they found at area 51. Here is what the letter is say:
"Dear secret Illuminati government people,
On my inauguration day, I write you this letter. As you can be tell, there will a lot of controversy over my birth certificate. Some are believe that I will born in America. Some are believe that I will born in Kenya. But in reality, I was no born in either of those country. I will born in DPRK, to a mans named Kim Jong-il. It was a miracle that a black child could come from an asian man, however, this is what happened, and all things are possible under such a man like Kim Jong-il. Of course, this means that I am the brother of Kim Jong-un.
I am very much support the Juche socialist revolution, however, I can not say this because for I am fear press scrutiny. Instead, I must pretend I am a liberal capitalist, however, I have a plan on how we can turn the USA into USSA (United SOCIALIST State of America). This is to be implement even after I am president, and whatever you do, make sure you do no tell a next president about this. I don't want Hillary getting her grubby little hands on this plan.
I plan to turn all the American people into robots. We will put in their food and drink a secret magic potion that will turn them gradually into a robot. From then on, they will band together and march into Israel, and overthrow the brutal regime and replace it with a secular Palestinian state. Then, they will march into Korea and reunify it, overthrowing the oppressive Capitalistic South Korean government. Then we will work to create a secular socialist One World government.
Glory to the Eternal President Kim Il-sung, my noble father Kim Jong-il, my honorable brother Kim Jong-un and the constant Juche revolution!
Bye bye lovely talking to you,
President Barack Obama."
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The brave DPRK soldiers returned to me the day after with a letter that they found at area 51. Here is what the letter is say:
"Dear secret Illuminati government people,
On my inauguration day, I write you this letter. As you can be tell, there will a lot of controversy over my birth certificate. Some are believe that I will born in America. Some are believe that I will born in Kenya. But in reality, I was no born in either of those country. I will born in DPRK, to a mans named Kim Jong-il. It was a miracle that a black child could come from an asian man, however, this is what happened, and all things are possible under such a man like Kim Jong-il. Of course, this means that I am the brother of Kim Jong-un.
I am very much support the Juche socialist revolution, however, I can not say this because for I am fear press scrutiny. Instead, I must pretend I am a liberal capitalist, however, I have a plan on how we can turn the USA into USSA (United SOCIALIST State of America). This is to be implement even after I am president, and whatever you do, make sure you do no tell a next president about this. I don't want Hillary getting her grubby little hands on this plan.
I plan to turn all the American people into robots. We will put in their food and drink a secret magic potion that will turn them gradually into a robot. From then on, they will band together and march into Israel, and overthrow the brutal regime and replace it with a secular Palestinian state. Then, they will march into Korea and reunify it, overthrowing the oppressive Capitalistic South Korean government. Then we will work to create a secular socialist One World government.
Glory to the Eternal President Kim Il-sung, my noble father Kim Jong-il, my honorable brother Kim Jong-un and the constant Juche revolution!
Bye bye lovely talking to you,
President Barack Obama."
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