Arm the teachers!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

The President and the Godly NRA have given us the solution to gun violence in school: arm the teachers! English majors will rule the corridors.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Arm the teachers!

The President and the Godly NRA have given us the solution to gun violence in school: arm the teachers! English majors will rule the corridors.

The President's idea will stop all this nonsense shooting. Probably some of the children getting killed these days are Christians.

Another great idea is to have kids wear the same bullet proof vests the cops wear. These are effective. Florida is experimenting with the bullet proof back packs.

By wearing bullet proof vests and back packs we can make mockery of that liberal argument that the teachers might kill good kids because they misidentify them as the shooters. With this equipment it will not matter if they make a mistake now and then.

http://bulletblocker.com/bullet-proof-backpack-shield.html

[Nobar King]

Re: Arm the teachers!

Of course the teachers should be armed. There should be a sign out front of the school to tell would be assassins of the Danger. Of course the school shooter might just choose to shoot at the teachers, first.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Arm the teachers!

I have been authorized to say that talks are currently taking place between the President's Office, the NRA, and Landover as we have the license for the Dodam autonomous gun.

Currently the gun is operated by thermal imaging and movement, but Landover has had great success with developing facial recognition software to aid specific targeting.

The faces of the deranged, disenchanted, dispossessed, and disengaged sinners are stored within the gun's list of targets. The gun's camera scans the face and if it is found to be in the database, the threat is terminated at distances of up to 3 miles.

So far, real-world tests in a small African country have shown a success rate of over 143% in neutralization and over 400 such machines have been supplied to the regime.

Once the success rate has been reduced to around 100%, and this should not be too far ahead, installation in and around schools, churches and Pastors' and local dignitaries' homes will go ahead and the country will be a little more secure.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Arm the teachers!

I have always been a great supporter of the death penalty for children over 4 years old who still didn't memorize the entire King James Bible.

Also a lot of democrats are killing innocent God fearing children out of anger of Hillary Clinton failing to steal the election.

Not only will arming teachers with Bullpup Multirole Combat Rifles scare of these evil democrats, we will also get rid of all the Christ hating children of Muslims, Mexicans and Disney fans.

U.S.A. standard preschool teaching equipment:

[Basilissa]

Re: Arm the teachers!

Amen!

And if the current teachers are reluctant to purchase guns and submit to appropriate training (to be able to keep cool under immense pressure and be able to hit the right target 100% of the time), then we should fire them and replace them with people who can:

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Arm the teachers!

My boys will always wear these to school:

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Arm the teachers!

Those liberals who want to bring prevention, education and contention to a gun fight, make me sick.

Teachers should have guns, and should always think on the greater good. Let's say one student is shooting others. And you are the classroom teacher; and only one innocent student is between you and a clear shot of the terrorist.


I say the teacher should pull the trigger. Ok, there's an innocent death by friendly fire. It's "friendly" as the name says and no one should be blamed. Many lives are saved this way. And let's be clear: what's the probability of the "innocent" student of becoming a menace to society in the future, in a public school? Maybe it was a win-win after all.


And, of course, if the terrorist dies on the hands (or guns) of a teacher, we should call that "suicide by teacher". Don't even dare to mention "homicide" or "killing".


Of course the demon-rats and other lieberals will say that even if you armor the school with Panzers and artillary, that does not solve the shootings; teenage terrorists can always shoot in a park, a shopping mall and other places.


I say one step at a time. One step at a time.

[Bezukhov]

Re: Arm the teachers!

There are other problems that can be solved with this sort of logic.

Trump announces plan to arm firefighters with fire

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2018/02/trump-announces-plan-arm-firefighters-fire/

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Trump To Provide Teachers With Diabetes To Prevent Diabetes Related Deaths At Schools

http://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/trump-to-provide-teachers-with-diabetes-to-prevent-diabetes-related-deaths-at-schools/

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Arm the teachers!

Not just teachers, but doctors and nurses and waitresses and cinema staff should all be ready to gun down perps at the drop of a hat. Who can predict when a madman will open up a bump-stock, oversize cartridge, automatic weapon in a public place and shoot out dozens of rounds a second into crowds of Christians. That's the time you've got to pull your piece out and start firing. Less than a second. It could happen at any....NOW FIRE FIRE FIRE!!!

Imagine how safe we will be with all these protectors around us with almost zero training and a Presidential pardon mandate to shoot on a hairpin trigger. We are so much closer to the end now, thank you Jesus.

[Bezukhov]

Re: Arm the teachers!

Teachers? Here's who should really be packing.

TRUMP PLANS TO ARM EVERY SCHOOL-KID

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2018/02/24/trump-plans-to-arm-every-school-kid/

[Gravel Road]

Re: Arm the teachers!

It's really awesome seeing how close Landover is to the NRA and President Trump. I'm very glad that Jesus pointed me here.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Arm the teachers!

I'm very glad that my religious instruction classes, on Christian education campuses, will be provided with AP resistant costumery which I'm already designing using the latest fabrics in conjunction with up-to-date substrates laminated beneath some rather exciting prints certain to engage the most hesitant Christian. Infants rejecting Jesus clearly warrant no such protection and should face the world their disbelief empowers.

[Bezukhov]

Re: Arm the teachers!

Here's another brilliant idea.

US HIGH SCHOOLS SET TO DEPLOY TACTICAL NUKES.

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2018/02/25/us-high-schools-set-to-deploy-tactical-nukes/

[handmaiden]

Re: Arm the teachers!

Many teachers go through extensive training to keep peanuts from falling into the hands of sissy allergic children.

All the time wasted on that nonsense could be put to training them to use firearms.


And since many of the school shooters are former students, the bullets could be greased with peanut oil. Chances are the disgruntled former students were among the sissies who had to be kept safe from peanuts.


In fact, peanut allergies and school shootings have both seen a major increase in recent years. Coincidence or cause and effect?