There Is Massive Fraud in the Election

[WWJDnow]

Although we don't have vote counts yet, there is already evidence of massive voting fraud in this year's Presidential election. For example, a crack team of political creation scientists at the Richard M. Nixon Institute for Electoral Ethics at Landover Baptist University has shown that numerous mail-in ballots submitted by women in Pennsylvania, Florida, North Carolina, Michigan, Iowa, Ohio, Texas, Georgia, and Wisconsin do not agree with the mail-in votes cast by their husbands.

We have a battery of Jewish lawyers working around the clock to fight this obvious China-backed fraud by asking the courts to invalidate these women's ballots.

It's too late for the 2020 election, but President Trump has privately assured Pastor Ezekiel Flint of the Landover Baptist Church that, in his second term, he will declare the 19th Amendment unconstitutional, thus stripping women of the "right" to vote to prevent this particular fraud from occurring again.

[Cranky Old Man]

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All democrats are idiots. Idiots do not understand how voting works. So, by definition, every vote for a democrat has to be fraud!

If voting wasn't one huge fraud fest, Clinton would never have won the popular vote in 2016. C'mon, man!

[I Man Rastafari]

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Greetings!

Many of my white friends know that I do not like to disagree with white people because they often become angry and call the police to come and arrest I but I feel I must risk saying that I have seen no fraudulent activity in the elections here in Babylon as of yet and I have participated in all of the elections I am entitled to vote in. I have voted so far in the states of Maryland Virginia and Florida and I mailed the ballots in two cases which I believe is a wonderful idea and a great saver of time and transportation expense. I would not have been able to cast my vote in Florida but for the absentee ballot they sent I. I will be watching to see if there are any white nationalists trying to vote fraudulently if I have reason to return to the polls but that is not likely as I have used all of my available votes.


Jah Guide!
Trevor

[Basilissa]

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Greetings!

Many of my white friends know that I do not like to disagree with white people because they often become angry and call the police to come and arrest I but I feel I must risk saying that I have seen no fraudulent activity in the elections here in Babylon as of yet and I have participated in all of the elections I am entitled to vote in. I have voted so far in the states of Maryland Virginia and Florida and I mailed the ballots in two cases which I believe is a wonderful idea and a great saver of time and transportation expense. I would not have been able to cast my vote in Florida but for the absentee ballot they sent I. I will be watching to see if there are any white nationalists trying to vote fraudulently if I have reason to return to the polls but that is not likely as I have used all of my available votes.

Jah Guide!
Trevor

Dear Trevor, thank you for confessing that you have done more electoral fraud than Trump's commission has uncovered in total in 2016 elections.

The now-disbanded voting integrity commission launched by the Trump administration uncovered no evidence to support claims of widespread voter fraud, according to an analysis of administration documents released Friday. In a letter to Vice President Mike Pence and Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach, who are both Republicans and led the commission, Maine Secretary of State Matthew Dunlap said the documents show there was a “pre-ordained outcome” and that drafts of a commission report included a section on evidence of voter fraud that was “glaringly empty.”
“It’s calling into the darkness, looking for voter fraud,” Dunlap, a Democrat, told The Associated Press. “There’s no real evidence of it anywhere.”
Republican President Donald Trump convened the commission to investigate the 2016 presidential election after making unsubstantiated claims that between 3 million and 5 million ballots were illegally cast.

Your confession will save the President the trouble of creating another commission this time - as it would inevitably again come up with a nothingburger (these stupid people seem to be unaware that when the Presidents creates a commission to investigate voter fraud, their job is not to look for evidence but simply support President's claim about the voter fraud). Your admission saves taxpayers some money, so thank you. The police should be knocking on your door as soon as the information is processed in whatever way they do that between a confession and sending the guilty person to prison.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I know all of us at Landover Baptist have been praying for the honest election that would carry Donald Trump home to victory. Polls are now showing it may be difficult to conclude the election will be honest.

I wonder what recourse we True Christians™ will have if the crooks Hunter Biden and his what's-his-name father win. Certainly, we cannot tolerate the sin that would bring our nation. There has to be someway to keep them from assuming office.

[WWJDnow]

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I wonder what recourse we True Christians™ will have if the crooks Hunter Biden and his what's-his-name father win. Certainly, we cannot tolerate the sin that would bring our nation.

As a proud American, I hate to say this, but if Biden manages to steal the White House, we may need to declare the Landover Baptist Church Complex and Luxury Shopping Mall to be a sovereign nation. I will admit, President Hold does have a certain panache.

Or we could declare a Day of Rage.

[Didymus Much]

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...I will admit, President Hold does have a certain panache.

Quite true, but I wonder what Ezekiel I thinks.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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I will admit, President Hold does have a certain panache.

Or we could declare a Day of Rage.

No no, let's go with the first choice. The President has the power to pardon horrible injustices involving border crossings and misunderstandings about age limits.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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It was reassuring to learn today the Trump campaign has a full court press on in liberal voting areas. In most every state, but especially ones that are nearly even in polling, the campaign has identified counties and cities which always vote heavily for Democrats. These, of course, are ones most likely to have corruption.

In some states, an army of lawyers is challenging voter signatures in liberal voting areas. In other states, companies have been hired to videotape voters dropping off ballots or voting. Sometimes there is news about potential violence at certain voting locations.

Common sense tells us that when the number of votes cast is reduced the amount of corruption will be reduced. What could be more patriotic than reducing voter fraud. I'm proud of what the President is doing.

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/1...ote-win-433460

[Cranky Old Man]

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Whining democrats in Texas are complaining there is only one ballot location for millions of people. I would say that is one too many, but perhaps we can send our friends there large stickers they can use to relabel trashcans as voting booths! This will prevent all those fake votes from polluting Donald Trump's well deserved red wave reelection.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Whining democrats in Texas are complaining there is only one ballot location for millions of people.

Remind me, how many White Houses are there?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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For example, a crack team of political creation scientists at the Richard M. Nixon Institute for Electoral Ethics at Landover Baptist University has shown that numerous mail-in ballots submitted by women in Pennsylvania, Florida, North Carolina, Michigan, Iowa, Ohio, Texas, Georgia, and Wisconsin do not agree with the mail-in votes cast by their husbands.

It is easy to blame the wives in this situation, and the Chinese are very probably involved. I believe some voters may even have Chinese wives. But really, if women really must vote, then how hard is it for a husband to complete his wife's mail-in ballot?

My husband did mine some time ago now and (in an attempt to educate me) showed me the ballot. Really, it might as well have been in Chinese for all it meant to me! He then patiently explained it while he completed it, but I was none the wiser. It was really very, very complicated and (what with the fear of getting it wrong) I think my little hands would have been too shaky to do it myself, even under his instruction.

I appreciate that I am one of the lucky ones, and thank Jesus every day for the privilege he has granted me with His gift of a True Christian™ husband.

[WWJDnow]

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...But really, if women really must vote, then how hard is it for a husband to complete his wife's mail-in ballot.

That's how we handle it at Landover. But I've heard that, outside the evangelical Christian community, women insist on making their own decisions rather than submitting to their husbands. It's frightening!

I urge every man to check the ballots of his wives and minority servants before they mail them--and for Heaven's sake, be sure they're too busy to vote in person on election day!

[Phil Ander]

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I urge every man to check the ballots of his wives and minority servants before they mail them

Not only checking them, but making corrections when they have made a simple mistake


Phil

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I heard something disturbing on communist radio (National Public Radio, NPR) this morning. The people on there were reporting massive numbers of new young voters in the Republican states of Georgia and Texas. It's almost a law that these states vote majority Republican.

The claim is young voters are more likely to vote for Sleepy Joe Biden. Think about the number of times everyday young people show fake driver's licenses to buy beer. Why wouldn't they do that to vote? We need a federal crack down on young people who "claim" they are old enough to vote. Maybe there should be a waiting period like we have for abortions--wait until after election day for a decision of their authentic birthdate.

https://news.yahoo.com/young-people-driving-record-voting-225927751.html