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Re: ATOM BOMB on Japan on January 20th 2013 - good idea?
It just underscores that's not limited to 1 product, but it's systemic.
It just underscores that's not limited to 1 product, but it's systemic.
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I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: ATOM BOMB on Japan on January 20th 2013 - good idea?
Indeed. It also shows us God punishes all those false Americans who buy Japanese crap instead of solid American cars. I assure you my Hummer never has any problems with the accelerator. I never really use the break, but I am sure that it work fine as well.Originally posted by jonathan2222 View Post5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Re: ATOM BOMB on Japan on January 20th 2013 - good idea?
Do you know what a fossil is?Originally posted by MarkHenry View Post
A fossil is created when a creature is buried under certain circumstances that allow chemical changes in the bones. Eventually, the remains transform, through the power of God, into rock.
Rock has no DNA. You can't get DNA from fossils.
BIBLE MOCKERY!Mew and Mewtwo are the two basic pokemon, from which all other pokemon came, much like Adam and Eve.
Please demonstrate how they follow the remaining 9 commandments, including things like keeping the Sabbath holy, not putting any gods before God, and not coveting their neighbor's asses.Pokemon also follows the 10 commandments as in "not to kill".Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: ATOM BOMB on Japan on January 20th 2013 - good idea?
All true, Reverend Rodimer.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
I'd just like to add that DNA is interesting stuff. Some of my tech people have been working with it for the US military. Actually, we hired them from Russia, after the USSR collapsed.
You can read about some of their great exploits here:
The Demon in the Freezer
It's a rather long read, but a fascinating story I think. And once we get the new strain perfected, I just know it's going to be a best seller!
Praise Jesus!
Brother FredPraise Jesus!
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Re: ATOM BOMB on Japan on January 20th 2013 - good idea?
Enjoy oblivion. I cant believe you call yourself a good christian.Originally posted by A Follower View PostComment
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Re: ATOM BOMB on Japan on January 20th 2013 - good idea?
ITS POKEMON! KIDS NEVER TRULY BELIEVE IT ONCE THEY GROW OLDER AND IT SPARKS IMAGINATION! AND THEY WERE NOT TRYING TO MOCK YOUR BIBLE WHEN INVENTING POKEMON! GET OVER YOURSELVES!Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostComment
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Re: ATOM BOMB on Japan on January 20th 2013 - good idea?
Dear chasevan, your points have already be addressed, but I will repeat them in my own words.
Yes, we know. Why are you saying something we already know?Originally posted by chasevan View Post
How do you know that out of millions of kids not a single one truly believes in it? Did you never truly believe in Santa (anagram for Satan, btw). It teaches kids that they can believe in something and then have it taken away from them.Originally posted by chasevan View Post
So what's next? The most obvious is that it creates the grease upon which the foundation will slide on which the belief in the FACT of God's existence is rested. You chip away a bit at a time and at some point you have a gaping hole.
Exactly! It makes them imagine all sorts of things not in the Bible. In case you haven't noticed, the Bible has a lot of interesting historical stories in it. That should be enough. Kids were kids before Pokemon existed, they will be kids after Pokemon ceases to exist.Originally posted by chasevan View Post
I believe we have explained thoroughly how they are doing this in an underhanded fashion to avoid making it too obvious. Similarly, they'll sell you a great car and then make a "mistake" with the brakes. It's called plausible deniability.Originally posted by chasevan View Post
And by the way, it's YOUR Bible too. God loves YOU too, you know.
What you really mean is: give up on God. No, we will not, thank you very much.Originally posted by chasevan View Post
Have YOU surrendered to God??I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: ATOM BOMB on Japan on January 20th 2013 - good idea?
SHOUT GLORY!
God as always if MILES ahead of us. He has decided to let an underwater volcano erupt as a warning shot!
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: ATOM BOMB on Japan on January 20th 2013 - good idea?
Friend, I believe you accidentally hit your Caps Lock key before you posted.Originally posted by chasevan View Post
Furthermore, Children's imaginations and false beliefs in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and Pokemon are hellish and dangerous. Read this well researched paper of Chick et al, 2007.Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: ATOM BOMB on Japan on January 20th 2013 - good idea?
Pokemon is an old fad what's the big whoop ? We are an ally with Japan and have helped them take great strides in the free market and in human rights. Over a quarter-million people were killed on Aug. 6, 1945 and Aug 9, 1945. They do not deserve a nuclear holocaust, no country deserves it in this time. Respect the world as a whole and a community. Killing each other solves nothing.A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3Comment
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Re: ATOM BOMB on Japan on January 20th 2013 - good idea?
Such an ignorant statement. My company made over $10 billion supplying weapons and mercenaries in just the last year. And this does not even include the benefits we gained from taking control of Iraq's oil industry. You obviously don't understand how the free market works!Originally posted by toadtanker View Post
Aside from increasing shareholder value, mass murder helps to relieve population pressure. Had it not been for Hitler and Stalin, Europe would be a very overpopulated today. Mao did a great job reducing the Chink population during his watch. This provided inspiration in the 1970s to other promoters of zero population growth such as Pol Pot in Cambodia, Idi Amin in Uganda, and others.
In the 1990s, Rwanda won awards for their work in population reduction, and they did it without inflicting the horrors of birth control or abortion. I'd say that's quite an accomplishment!
You liberal leftist peaceniks are a grave threat to humanity. You have no shame. You want to force poor Third World countries to pre-murder fetuses with birth control pills, while denying them the weapons to pursue their traditional methods of population control. Very culturally insensitive, if you ask me. Thankfully, True Christians understand that God approves of genocide - indeed, he periodically sends an earthquake or a tsunami to show us how it's done.Praise Jesus!
Brother Fred
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Re: ATOM BOMB on Japan on January 20th 2013 - good idea?
This is the dumbest thing I have ever read. Do you really think that Jesus would support the murder of innocent civilians?Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.Comment
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Re: ATOM BOMB on Japan on January 20th 2013 - good idea?
What makes you think He wouldn't? What do you imagine hell is for?Originally posted by Left Wing View Post
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ATOM BOMB on Japan on January 20th 2013 - good idea?
Of course war solves something. It rids the world of heathens and makes room for God's folk.Originally posted by toadtanker View Post
Numbers 33:52-56
52Then ye shall drive out all the inhabitants of the land from before you, and destroy all their pictures, and destroy all their molten images, and quite pluck down all their high places: 53And ye shall dispossess the inhabitants of the land, and dwell therein: for I have given you the land to possess it. 54And ye shall divide the land by lot for an inheritance among your families: and to the more ye shall give the more inheritance, and to the fewer ye shall give the less inheritance: every man's inheritance shall be in the place where his lot falleth; according to the tribes of your fathers ye shall inherit. 55But if ye will not drive out the inhabitants of the land from before you; then it shall come to pass, that those which ye let remain of them shall be pricks in your eyes, and thorns in your sides, and shall vex you in the land wherein ye dwell. 56Moreover it shall come to pass, that I shall do unto you, as I thought to do unto them.
God loves a good war.
Deuteronomy 7:1-6
1When the LORD thy God shall bring thee into the land whither thou goest to possess it, and hath cast out many nations before thee, the Hittites, and the Girgashites, and the Amorites, and the Canaanites, and the Perizzites, and the Hivites, and the Jebusites, seven nations greater and mightier than thou; 2And when the LORD thy God shall deliver them before thee; thou shalt smite them, and utterly destroy them; thou shalt make no covenant with them, nor shew mercy unto them: 3Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son. 4For they will turn away thy son from following me, that they may serve other gods: so will the anger of the LORD be kindled against you, and destroy thee suddenly. 5But thus shall ye deal with them; ye shall destroy their altars, and break down their images, and cut down their groves, and burn their graven images with fire. 6For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God: the LORD thy God hath chosen thee to be a special people unto himself, above all people that are upon the face of the earth.sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
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Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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Re: ATOM BOMB on Japan on January 20th 2013 - good idea?
Exodus 15:3
The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.
GLORY!
JackGenesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.Comment
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