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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #1

    Freehold Post-Election Bash

    I'm so excited!

    I just looked at fivethirtyeight.com (which has apparently been eaten by the New York Times, because I got redirected to http://fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com/).

    The predictions are wonderful!

    Well, OK, the Senate isn't perfect. They ran 100,000 computer simulations and predict Demoncrats taking 51.7 of the 100 Senate seats.

    Ah, but the House! Demoncrats 201.9 seats, and Godly Republicans? 233.1, a SOLID majority!



    The parties tonight will be amazing! I hear there will even be fireworks, one rocket for every Republican seat in the House.

    (Sadly, Chris Coons has a 16% lead over Christine O'Donnell, so chances are she won't be Senator Christine any time soon. But Sharron Angle has a 3 point lead over Communist Harry Reid in Nevada!)
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  • BelieverInGod
    Fourm Member
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    • Feb 2010
    • 9269

    #2
    Re: Freehold Post-Election Bash

    Well lets hope they actually do something with it.
    Drama queen

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #3
      Re: Freehold Post-Election Bash

      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
      Well lets hope they actually do something with it.
      Tonight, let's focus on the PARTY!


      Tomorrow, we can start getting these people in line for January.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: Freehold Post-Election Bash

        Not to toot my own horn too much, but I'm on the organizing committee for the post-election party for the Gibeah Hill Homeowners' Association. My wife and daughter-in-law are baking cakes.

        It's wonderful news that decent people are about to take back the House. Then they can undo all of the Obamunistic fag-enabling. It was the House, after all, that voted to give sodomites the special privilege of being blown to bits in Towelheadistan.
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        • H. Montague Worthington
          True Christian™ Entrepreneur
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2716

          #5
          Re: Freehold Post-Election Bash

          We knew that the brainwashing of the liberal media was about to run its course, and that The American People™ would once again come to their senses and vote out the DEMONcRATS!!! The only surprise to me is that it's not unanimous.....

          But after we seize regain control of Congress and Barack HUSSEIN Obama is turned into a political eunuch, we'll set the stage for a complete comeback in 2012, with full control of the Federal Government again under President Palin and solid majorities in the House and Senate. Midway through 2013, we'll have the camps up and running, and we'll get those unanimous election results by the 2014 midterms.

          My guess is the last Democrat in America will take his final, wheezing breath in a rat-infested internment camp sometime in the spring of 2015.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #6
            Re: Freehold Post-Election Bash

            Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
            We knew that the brainwashing of the liberal media was about to run its course, and that The American People™ would once again come to their senses and vote out the DEMONcRATS!!! The only surprise to me is that it's not unanimous.....

            But after we seize regain control of Congress and Barack HUSSEIN Obama is turned into a political eunuch, we'll set the stage for a complete comeback in 2012, with full control of the Federal Government again under President Palin and solid majorities in the House and Senate. Midway through 2013, we'll have the camps up and running, and we'll get those unanimous election results by the 2014 midterms.

            My guess is the last Democrat in America will take his final, wheezing breath in a rat-infested internment camp sometime in the spring of 2015.
            It's a beautiful though Brother Worthington.

            Frankly I have to wonder what kind of idiot does vote for a Democrat. I mean people seriously think Reid is better than Angle? That's has to be pure sexism that Angle and O'Donnal aren't polling better. Of course we could wake up tomorrow and fine the polls are off because of LAMEstream media bias and O'Donnal will be joing as Delaware's freshman senator.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #7
              Re: Freehold Post-Election Bash

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              It's a beautiful though Brother Worthington.

              Frankly I have to wonder what kind of idiot does vote for a Democrat. I mean people seriously think Reid is better than Angle? That's has to be pure sexism that Angle and O'Donnal aren't polling better. Of course we could wake up tomorrow and fine the polls are off because of LAMEstream media bias and O'Donnal will be joing as Delaware's freshman senator.
              Just look at this ad from MoveOn.org to understand why people just can't take O'Donnell seriously.



              Broadway singers are joining in, too:



              And Hollyweird is even making a movie!



              Thank the Lord the Republican Party was smart enough to put up O'Donnell as a lightning rod for Liebral mockery, so people left Sharron Angle alone.

              NO MORE HARRY REID!!
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #8
                Re: Freehold Post-Election Bash

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                Just look at this ad from MoveOn.org to understand why people just can't take O'Donnell seriously.



                Broadway singers are joining in, too:



                And Hollyweird is even making a movie!



                Thank the Lord the Republican Party was smart enough to put up O'Donnell as a lightning rod for Liebral mockery, so people left Sharron Angle alone.

                NO MORE HARRY REID!!
                The lady in the second video is the daughter of a friend of my mom's.
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • Ofc. Don W. Richards
                  True Christian™ Officer of THE Law
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 491

                  #9
                  Re: Freehold Post-Election Bash

                  I know I am ready to celebrate.

                  I was at the polling station all day today, and most everybody I asked said they voted for me for Sheriff.
                  No sign of that Springheeled Jackass fellow yet.
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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #10
                    Re: Freehold Post-Election Bash

                    Originally posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards View Post
                    I know I am ready to celebrate.

                    I was at the polling station all day today, and most everybody I asked said they voted for me for Sheriff.
                    No sign of that Springheeled Jackass fellow yet.
                    He didn't show his face last Sunday on the Devil's Birthday. Just what you would expect from a Liberal Coward. But right now the Freehold County Militia is fully deployed protecting all polling stations from vigilantes like Springheeled Jack, Community activists like ACORN or Muslim terrorists like the New Black Panthers.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • David Micheal
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                      • Aug 2010
                      • 207

                      #11
                      Re: Freehold Post-Election Bash

                      I'm sure it didn't change much but I voted Republican(after all I live in Godless Florida). I just hope there are so me Christians here and that they are voting Republican.

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #12
                        Re: Freehold Post-Election Bash

                        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                        The lady in the second video is the daughter of a friend of my mom's.
                        I hope you asked your mom to slap her friend for raising a God-mocking terrorist libtard.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • handmaiden
                          Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 11556

                          #13
                          Re: Freehold Post-Election Bash

                          The night of the Obamination election, I went out shopping for a black dress--which I wore on inauguration day. . . And my mother's funeral.

                          I mean, I figured I might as well get some use out of it. Because if we elect a Demoncrap president next time, I'll be the one in the coffin, after having died of a broken heart. (If I don't have my blood forcibly drained from me to give to homosexuals to bless their Satanic ritual wedding ceremonies.)

                          Fearfully Yours,

                          Handmaiden
                          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

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                          • Rev. Jim Osborne
                            True Christian™ Televangelist
                            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 8622

                            #14
                            Re: Freehold Post-Election Bash

                            If you're up in the Apostle's Grove neighborhood, you can swing by my house in about an hour. I got the voting results live (FOX News, of course) on my 72" Plasma. Cubans and cognac all around. If anyone is up for some billiards, I'm game too. Oh, and a couple of college girls who are interning for me. I'm having them act as "waitresses", so if you're a gentleman, swing on by my place for some pampered treatment to celebrate the glorious Republican victory!

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                            • Jesus is Lord
                              Devout seeker of the Truth™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 639

                              #15
                              Re: Freehold Post-Election Bash

                              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                              If you're up in the Apostle's Grove neighborhood, you can swing by my house in about an hour. I got the voting results live (FOX News, of course) on my 72" Plasma. Cubans and cognac all around. If anyone is up for some billiards, I'm game too. Oh, and a couple of college girls who are interning for me. I'm having them act as "waitresses", so if you're a gentleman, swing on by my place for some pampered treatment to celebrate the glorious Republican victory!
                              Sounds like a wonderful way to celebrate that Baby Jesus would approve of. I'm on my way! Want me to bring anything to help us celebrate?
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