Mormon or Muslim? A poll!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

I forgot the poll the last time I posted it. Now that it's dropped off the front of the Politics forum, I'll try again WITH a poll!

Mittens Romney will no doubt be the Republican nominee, and Hillary shows no sign of challenging Obama for the Demoncrat nomination.

So, which will you pick? The Mormon or the Muslim?

[WWJDnow]

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...Hillary shows no sign of challenging Obama for the Demoncrat nomination.

So, which will you pick? The Mormon or the Muslim?

I'd take either one over the lesbian.

[Good Christian Woman]

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While, of course, I can't condone Islam, Sharia law might be nice. At least there'd be no female drivers, so less traffic accidents.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Important note: This poll is anonymous, friends!

[Seth Campbell]

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Important note: This poll is anonymous, friends!

Uh......

I'm praying that a True Christian(TM) candidate comes forward. I would have to pray long and hard on the two. I guess the Mormon because I believe they're about 75% right, except for all that Scientology bullcrap they've added in.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'm praying that a True Christian™ candidate comes forward.

Same here, Brother, but that's not an option in the poll.

If I said, "The Mormon, the Muslim, or a random recently-converted True Christian(tm) 15-year-old ex-homosexual with AIDS dementia", we all know who'd win.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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So we have magic underwear, a Bronze Age religion written down by an epileptic pedophile or a totally invented religion out of some old book? Well of the least of the three evils I was going with the one that had underwear and at least mentions Jesus... Until I read this

Gayest US town? Surprise: It's Salt Lake City

Forget San Francisco (18th) or New York (not even on the list) — the gayest city in the U.S. is Salt Lake City, Utah, according to The Advocate, the gay and lesbian newsmagazine.

Rather than rely on the U.S. Census tabulation of gay and lesbian populations, which inevitably yield San Francisco as No. 1, The Advocate used different measures to establish "per capita queerness" — including a city's number of teams entered in the Gay Softball World Series, gay bookstores, openly gay elected officials and semifinalists in the International Mr. Leather Contest, which is held every year in Chicago.

"While those unfamiliar with the Beehive State are likely to conjure images of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, far-less-oppressive-than-it-used-to-be Salt Lake City has earned its queer cred," the magazine says.

Among Salt Lake City's charms: the Sundance Film Festival, which brings LGBT film buffs flocking to the city.

It is obvious that the very center of Mormonism is also the very place from which gayness, homerism, lezbeans and like eminate. It is a cesspit of iniquity. A vile abomination that will be destroyed by God in a similar manner to Sodom and Gomorrah ... there should be enough salt for a few pillars.

I therefore abstain.

[Sister Blister]

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I had hoped Rick Perry would come out on top of the gays. We need a good Christian mindset like his overseeing this great nation.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I had hoped Rick Perry would come out on top of the gays. We need a good Christian mindset like his overseeing this great nation.

Hmmm . . . Couldn't a President appoint a True Christian(tm) to a new Closet position in charge of manhandling the homosexuals? I'm sure Rick Perry would be all over that!

[Sister Blister]

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Hmmm . . . Couldn't a President appoint a True Christian™ to a new Closet position in charge of manhandling the homosexuals? I'm sure Rick Perry would be all over that!

He surely could! It's high time these homosexuals be shown the back door!

[ShalomIsrael]

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why don`t you people run for president? If you legalize weed I might see Mr. Jesus again.

woooohoooooo

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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why don`t you people run for president? If you legalize weed I might see Mr. Jesus again.

woooohoooooo

Because Wrong Paul is already running on the "legalize weed" ticket.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Because Wrong Paul is already running on the "legalize weed" ticket.

Oh that frightens me so much. So many people who say they follow Christ are actually quite dangerous to our society.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Oh that frightens me so much. So many people who say they follow Christ are actually quite dangerous to our society.

This is the truth.