Operation: Colonize Greenland

[Bjorn Jensen]

One thing that bothers me alot is that there is still a country in North America that has not been enough colonized by white people so far, Greenland (or "Kalaallit Nunaat", as its called in eskimo clicks and grunts). The majority of Greenland are drooling, smelly, blubber chewing, savage, spear chucking eskimos, who rules with an iron fist over a poor white minority who has no chance against these savages. I think its about time that we colonize Greenland once and for all and help those poor white people who lives there under an eskimo regime. Greenland also has alot of valuable oil that those greedy eskimos refuses to share with the rest of the world. So i say colonize Greenland, preferably with inspiration from Cortez.
It's just not acceptable that there still is a North American country where the majority are natives! Lets free white white minority from the tyranny of eskimo dictator Kuupik Kleist!

[Little Donkey]

Re: Operation: Colonize Greenland

Friend, are you retarted? I'm asking in a nice way so don't be offended.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Operation: Colonize Greenland

Friend, are you retarted? I'm asking in a nice way so don't be offended.

I don't think so! Greenland is an offensive country and basically, godless. Did you read this bit

Greenland also has a lot of valuable oil that those greedy eskimos refuse to share with the rest of the world.

Just like the injuns who pre-stole America from the rightful inheritors of God's Country, the eskimos have pre-stolen all that oil! The proof of this comes with a moment's thought - "What's an eskimo going to do with oil? Grease his husky? Lubricate his harpoon? Paint his igloo?"

When God gives Gifts, He expects (a) gratitude (b) them to be used - We can use oil, eskimos can't and eskimos worship seals and polar bears.

Think of the parable of the Foolish Virgins! They had no idea what to do with oil and Jesus calls them retards - eskimos are retards and they've got our oil!

[Bjorn Jensen]

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I bet they named it Greenland because they are a bunch of nature-loving environmentalists

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Operation: Colonize Greenland

I bet they named it Greenland because they are a bunch of nature-loving environmentalists

There is a great deal of speculation about Greenland. Some climate researchers insist that there was something called the Medieval Warm Period (AD 950 to 1250) during which time Greenland was first settled and that it was actually "green". Others insist that there was no MWP and that the name was simply advertising hyperbole to attract settlers.

http://www2.sunysuffolk.edu/mandias/lia/vikings_during_mwp.html

I think we should keep our options open here. If Jesus is indeed warming the planet He just might be preparing Greenland for the day when Obama does indeed transform America into a socialist communist atheistic state. I would be proud to be one of the first settlers to New Freehold, Greenland.

[Little Donkey]

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If Jesus is indeed warming the planet He just might be preparing Greenland for the day when Obama does indeed transform America into a socialist communist atheistic state. I would be proud to be one of the first settlers to New Freehold, Greenland.

Friend, if the planet is warming - and that is a big IF based on just a theory remember - then we can thank Ronald Reagan, when we see him in heaven, for winning the Cold War against Russia. Those commie freaks hated us for so long because of our freedoms and our warm Summers. With Jesus' help, Reagan outspent the cheap eskimo bastards so we could all have Summer year round!! Please excuse my language - history is a passion of mine.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Operation: Colonize Greenland

Denmarkistan owns Greenland at the moment but they don't seem too committed to subduing the savages.

Greenland, the world’s biggest island could become the first independent country of indigenous people in modern times, if the current search for oil in its territorial waters bears fruit.

If the Denmarkian atheist scum can't keep a firm hold on the savages that live there then it's only right someone else steps in before the land is plundered recklessly by the blubber munchers.

Greenland’s Prime Minister, Kuupik Kleist says his government will seek independence when the economic situation allows. “We claim our right to economic development," Mr Kleist told the British newspaper The Independent. "And we claim our right to be independent from former colonial powers."

It is believed that the northern part of Greenland is rich in gas and oil. Global warming is increasing the potential of oil drilling and mining for minerals such as diamond and gold. The geopolitical importance of Greenland will also increase when new shipping lanes connecting Europe, America and Asia open after the Arctic ice cap recedes.

Can we really afford to sit idly by and watch the land be raped by people who still think raw whale blubber is a good meal? And they're not even going to use proper industrial methods to get all the resources out. How wasteful!

The Prime Minister says that Greenland will do its utmost to protect the environment. “Requirements for safeguarding the environment and the sustainability of local communities have to be met,” Mr. Kleist said in his New Year message. “The exercise of highest standards of corporate social responsibility is fundamental to sustainable development.”

Yeah! Where have we heard all that "sustainable development" schtick from before? Tree huggers wanting to sabotage Amazon logging endeavours and the missionary work that goes with it. If keeping Jesus out of the rain forests is so important to them they're hardly going to stop when it comes to these Eskimos. The Danes will certainly have been teaching them there is no God; we need to get in there fast.

Eskimos recently, being incapable of going to the shops for steak.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Greenland also has alot of valuable oil

In my experience that means that also have weapons of mass destruction. We clearly need to liberate the population of Greenland from their oppressors! We might have to wait for Obama to get impeached before we can get this started though.

[Free Market Fred]

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Greenland is an oppressed colony living under Danish tyranny. And being in liberal cheese-eating Europe, Denmark has become an Islamic country. Mosques are opening up everywhere and the country is now under Shariah law, which requires that everyone give up their guns and submit to gay marriage. This, of course, is the same vision that Obama is trying to bring to America.

Most Americans probably don't realize that Eskimos all converted to Islam centuries ago. Just like the Arabs, they all wear those hajibs:


Eskimo ragheads dressed in full-terrorist gear

Furthermore, for years the Eskimos have been poisoning American children with their insidious "pies:"



If all this wasn't bad enough, the liberal media has reported that Greenland experienced unprecedented melting of its ice cap this past summer. There are all kinds of pro-warmist "scientists" running around on the ice cap, taking photos of shrinking glaciers, measuring water run-off, etc - they need to be stopped!

Obviously, we must liberate Greenland and its oil as soon as possible. A full-scale military invasion is the only solution at this point. The Eskimos will thank us when we forcibly convert them to Christianity.