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Re: About the crane that killed 100 muslims in mecca
Out of 365 days in the year that it can happen, it happened on 9/11. Chance: 0.27% percent. "Coincidentally", that area was extra packed also.
Clearly, our God is stronger than theirs.
Too bad Muslims aren't allowed to drink alcohol, because they're going to need something REALLY strong to get over the crippling self-denial about this one.
More to follow from God.........?I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: About the crane that killed 100 muslims in mecca
One of the Pastors should see if we could get the crane and park it in front of the Church on display.Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Re: About the crane that killed 100 muslims in mecca
Jeremiah:8:7 prophesied this:
First we add chapter and verse 8 + 7 = 15 -> The 15th word starts the prophecy
Jer:8:7: Yea, the stork in the heaven knoweth her appointed times; and the turtle and the crane and the swallow observe the time of their coming; but my people know not the judgment of the LORD.
We then subtract the verse from the chapter: 8 – 7 = 1, and add it to the word count, and we have
Jer:8:7: Yea, the stork in the heaven knoweth her appointed times; and the turtle and the crane and the swallow observe the time of their coming; but my people know not the judgment of the LORD.
We now add chapter and verse 8 + 7 = 15 again but this time include the spaces, and we can remove “and the swallow”
Jer:8:7: Yea, the stork in the heaven knoweth her appointed times; and the turtle and the crane … observe the time of their coming; but my people know not the judgment of the LORD.
Now, every child knows that Jeremiah is the 24th book of the Bible so we now multiply the chapter and verse (56) and subtract 24 = 32. We then highlight the next 32 letters and spaces:
Jer:8:7: Yea, the stork in the heaven knoweth her appointed times; and the turtle and the crane … observe the time of their coming; but my people know not the judgment of the LORD.
I think that is pretty clear. The crane was imbued with the Spirit of The Lord and observed the time that these heretics came: but mankind was unaware of what God would do,
The Bible is full of such wisdom. You should have asked me before all this and I could have told you.
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“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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