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  • Titus Templeton
    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
    Jesus macht frei
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2010
    • 5912

    #1

    Drunk Driving is a Myth!

    I do enjoy drunk driving. It's the best like playing a stupid video game.
    The world wouldn't change if it was made legal. Driving is so simple and I really don't like people who are anti drunk driving. Look at cities like LA there are no bars anymore since people are so sensitive about drunk driving. The world turns more and more into a giant Disney Land. And where in the Holy Bible it says you shouldn't drive drunk?
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  • I Man Rastafari
    Possibly retarded pothead
    • Oct 2015
    • 1019

    #2
    Re: Drunk Driving is a Myth!

    I have found that I drive better once I smoke a few spliffs but sometimes it is hard to see. It is not good to drink any kind of alcohol though. It does not please Jah.
    Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22916

      #3
      Re: Drunk Driving is a Myth!

      Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
      It is not good to drink any kind of alcohol though. It does not please Jah.
      Ex:29:38: Now this is that which thou shalt offer upon the altar; two lambs of the first year day by day continually.
      Ex:29:39: The one lamb thou shalt offer in the morning; and the other lamb thou shalt offer at even:
      Ex:29:40: And with the one lamb a tenth deal of flour mingled with the fourth part of an hin of beaten oil; and the fourth part of an hin of wine for a drink offering.

      Nu:15:7: And for a drink offering thou shalt offer the third part of an hin of wine, for a sweet savour unto the LORD.
      Nu:15:10: And thou shalt bring for a drink offering half an hin of wine, for an offering made by fire, of a sweet savour unto the LORD.
      Nu:18:12: All the best of the oil, and all the best of the wine, and of the wheat, the firstfruits of them which they shall offer unto the LORD, them have I given thee.

      So who's this Jah that you worship?
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      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • I Man Rastafari
        Possibly retarded pothead
        • Oct 2015
        • 1019

        #4
        Re: Drunk Driving is a Myth!

        Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise.- Proverbs 20:1


        Jah made the world and all that is in it. He is the God of the universe.
        Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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