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  • herbertLovesGod
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Worse: The Canadian Army and the Mexicans sit down together in Des Moines and make peace, smoking cigars marketed by Monica.

    Next: The joint Canadian and Mexican army, after conquering the US, discover Freehold.
    Hey now, I know us canadians are backwards but we are lead by a great aggressive fag hater, Stephen Harper. We are buying American Made f-35's for billions in order to fight side by side with our American Leaders. The majority of us bow down to our masters. But I digress.

    Worse: Monica Jewinsky's cooter is weaponized and and used against Freehold!

    Next: Coca Cola submits to the dirty columbian's and stops cleansing their bottling plant union workers with bullets.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    WORSE: Our godly American soldiers become to cowardly to want to desecrate the bodies of Jesus little brown enemies.

    NEXT: The battle of Des Moines, August 2020, between the Canadian Army / Armée de terre Canadienne and the Ejército Mexicano.
    Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
    Next: monica jewinsky starts marketing cooter flavoured cigars.
    Worse: The Canadian Army and the Mexicans sit down together in Des Moines and make peace, smoking cigars marketed by Monica.

    Next: The joint Canadian and Mexican army, after conquering the US, discover Freehold.

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  • herbertLovesGod
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    I advised the father to administer his rod, of course.

    Also, the parents are removing the television and computer from the boy's room, and putting them in the living room where they can observe all he does.
    Excellent work brother, I think your going to have to lend some hands on help, the little chronic masturbator obviously has a touch of "the fag" and needs the guidance of a True Christian.

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Worse: The handful of heterosexual American soldiers left in Obama's gay army are forced to eat brownies that the gayboys have peed on.

    Next: Obama gets re-elected.
    Worse: monica jewinsky gets a case of jungle fever and becomes obama's personal cigar holder.

    Next: monica jewinsky starts marketing cooter flavoured cigars.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
    Next: Our decent American soldiers are no longer allowed to pee on dead brownies.
    WORSE: Our godly American soldiers become to cowardly to want to desecrate the bodies of Jesus little brown enemies.

    NEXT: The battle of Des Moinse, August 2020, between the Canadian Army / Armée de terre Canadienne and the Ejército Mexicano.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
    What punishment did you advise the parents to administer? How are they coping? I really feel for these good Christian parents.
    I advised the father to administer his rod, of course.

    Also, the parents are removing the television and computer from the boy's room, and putting them in the living room where they can observe all he does.

    Worse: I die choking on my own vomit looking at that map and hearing all that ungodly messican talk!

    Next: Our decent American soldiers are no longer allowed to pee on dead brownies.
    Worse: The handful of heterosexual American soldiers left in Obama's gay army are forced to eat brownies that the gayboys have peed on.

    Next: Obama gets re-elected.

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  • herbertLovesGod
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Netflix also sends DVDs by mail. But this little pervert had bought a copy of the offending movie; I just linked to Netflix so people would know what movie I was referencing.
    What punishment did you advise the parents to administer? How are they coping? I really feel for these good Christian parents.

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Next: "Got Mittens?" Romney, descended from illegal Mexican immigrants, turns out to be a stealth proponent of El Republica del Norte, along with Rick "Texas should secede and become a sitting duck for Mexican Reconquistas" Perry.
    Worse: I die choking on my own vomit looking at that map and hearing all that ungodly messican talk!

    Next: Our decent American soldiers are no longer allowed to pee on dead brownies.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
    Worse: Straight actors forced to work in pro-sodomy horror movies and end up with a dirty sanchez! Just curious, how did the little reprobate hide netflix in his sock drawer? Must have been on his satan-pod.
    Netflix also sends DVDs by mail. But this little pervert had bought a copy of the offending movie; I just linked to Netflix so people would know what movie I was referencing.

    Next: The canadian parliament goes gutless and doesn't allow American FBI agents to arrest canadian citizens on canadian soil.
    Worse: The American Congress goes gutless and doesn't allow American Border Patrol agents to arrest Mexican invaders on American soil!

    Next: "Got Mittens?" Romney, descended from illegal Mexican immigrants, turns out to be a stealth proponent of El Republica del Norte, along with Rick "Texas should secede and become a sitting duck for Mexican Reconquistas" Perry.

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  • herbertLovesGod
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Worse: Bareback Mountain!

    Next: Homosexuals who survive a vile, pro-sodomy horror movie like Psycho Beach Party. (One of the parents in my congregation found it in a teen's bedroom while dusting the bottom of the sock drawer and asked me to watch it to see if it was acceptable viewing material. It is NOT.)
    Worse: Straight actors forced to work in pro-sodomy horror movies and end up with a dirty sanchez! Just curious, how did the little reprobate hide netflix in his sock drawer? Must have been on his satan-pod.

    Next: The canadian parliament goes gutless and doesn't allow American FBI agents to arrest canadian citizens on canadian soil.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
    Worse: Attending the retard olympics.

    Next: Brokeback Mountain.
    Worse: Bareback Mountain!

    Next: Homosexuals who survive a vile, pro-sodomy horror movie like Psycho Beach Party. (One of the parents in my congregation found it in a teen's bedroom while dusting the bottom of the sock drawer and asked me to watch it to see if it was acceptable viewing material. It is NOT.)

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  • herbertLovesGod
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Worse: A COMMUNIST muslim pride parade!

    Next: The retard olympics!
    Worse: Attending the retard olympics.

    Next: Brokeback Mountain.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post

    Next: A muslim "pride" parade.
    Worse: A COMMUNIST muslim pride parade!




    Next: The retard olympics!

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  • herbertLovesGod
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Worse: Having a perverted wife who allows your children to suckle at satan's gateway to degeneracy!

    NEXT: Communist dago barbers!
    Worse: communist dago barbers with enough cash to put comrad obama back in office.

    Next: A muslim "pride" parade.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post

    Next: Accidentally using your wife's colostrum in your coffee.
    Worse: Having a perverted wife who allows your children to suckle at satan's gateway to degeneracy!




    NEXT: Communist dago barbers!

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  • herbertLovesGod
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Next: LaVeyan Satanists who don't adhere to their own very simple rules.
    Worse: Gay laveyan satanists who adhere to each other ... over and over and over again.

    Next: Accidentally using your wife's colostrum in your coffee.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Worse: Honorary True Christians™ who pick fights.




    NEXT: Hippies who force us to eat goo known as "hummus."
    Worse: Tofu, and the violent gas that comes with it.

    Next: LaVeyan Satanists who don't adhere to their own very simple rules.

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