[Noah Sole]

Re: The "make it worse" game

An Ayatollah issues a fatwah against magic underpants as being against the coran, in a show of defiance an 'amendment' is written forcing all American citizens to wear them on show outside their outer clothing.

Next: Superman and all other underpant wearing superheroes are forced to convert to moronism

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: The "make it worse" game

Libertarian thugs rename the United States "Wikipedia", and make it editable by all users!

Next: Barack Obama and the Demoncrats pass a law making it a hate crime to disagree with any of Obama's policies, because that is "racist".

And then he legalizes "medicinal crack" and loads up a stem and blazes that bad boy up right in front of a kindergarten class and proclaims "today is smoke a rock day you little waterheads!" ... In true obama form.

Next: Romney gets elected and in a fit of Americanism(tm) all heathens convert to mormon and wear magic underpants.

Servant Herbert.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The "make it worse" game

The reelection of Barrack Obama institutionalizes the Muslim derived doctrine of The Buffet Rule into American society.

NEXT: The Constitutional mandated open prayer at the Republican convention canceled by Libertarian thugs.

Then, a clown came forward, dressed in garb, with a very large hat, that somewhat resembled a flag. In Wikipedia, wearing a flag is a form of flag desecration.

Libertarian thugs rename the United States "Wikipedia", and make it editable by all users!

Next: Barack Obama and the Demoncrats pass a law making it a hate crime to disagree with any of Obama's policies, because that is "racist".

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The "make it worse" game

Tsunami hits Japan, and inspires a new fetish.

Next: The election of Mitt Romney gives Mormonism status on par with Christianity in the US.

The reelection of Barrack Obama institutionalizes the Muslim derived doctrine of The Buffet Rule into American society.

NEXT: The Constitutional mandated open prayer at the Republican convention canceled by Libertarian thugs.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The "make it worse" game

Sorry, don't know how to make that worse.

Next: Tsunami hits Japan, nobody dies.

Tsunami hits Japan, and inspires a new fetish.

Next: The election of Mitt Romney gives Mormonism status on par with Christianity in the US.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: The "make it worse" game

Saw this and thought we could restart it?

Obama

Sorry, don't know how to make that worse.

Next: Tsunami hits Japan, nobody dies.

[Malachi Motoma]

Re: The "make it worse" game

Saw this and thought we could restart it?

Obama

[SamSeekingSalvation]

Re: The "make it worse" game

Worse would surely be the President of the United States (Mr Obama) being the antichrist. But when you read Revelations and .... ummm, I will leave you to draw your own conclusions.

NEXT: Australia elects a female feminist publicly declared atheist Prime Minister in a minority government and we are stuck with her for three years unless the opposition force a double dissolution.

Australia elects a transvestite publicly declared atheist Prime Minister in a minority government and we are and we are stuck with shim until an Atheist defeats Wash O'Hanley in a debate.

[Sister Charli]

Re: The "make it worse" game

So, what would be worse than Christine O'Donnell being the Antichrist?

Worse would surely be the President of the United States (Mr Obama) being the antichrist. But when you read Revelations and .... ummm, I will leave you to draw your own conclusions.

NEXT: Australia elects a female feminist publicly declared atheist Prime Minister in a minority government and we are stuck with her for three years unless the opposition force a double dissolution.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The "make it worse" game

The abstinence system simply does not work. Kids are going to have sex whether you like it or not, so it's better that they know how to not bring a bunch of unwanted children into the world. There's the problem; You people say that these embryos have life, but once they are born, you are the least likely to pay just a bit more in taxes so that these children can have decent education and healthcare. Then they don't know about safe sex and then contract aids and hepatitis and die or live miserable lives on welfare.

Dear JellyBelly:

This thread is the "make it worse" game thread, not the "rant about encouraging children to be fornicators" thread. Here's how it works:

I put forward a situation. Example:

Next: It turns out that Christine O'Donnell is the Antichrist!

Then you figure out a way that situation could be worse. After that, you propose a new situation.

In no place is there room to rant about encouraging children to be fornicators through "sex education".

So, what would be worse than Christine O'Donnell being the Antichrist?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The "make it worse" game

The abstinence system simply does not work. Kids are going to have sex whether you like it or not, so it's better that they know how to not bring a bunch of unwanted children into the world. There's the problem; You people say that these embryos have life, but once they are born, you are the least likely to pay just a bit more in taxes so that these children can have decent education and healthcare. Then they don't know about safe sex and then contract aids and hepatitis and die or live miserable lives on welfare.

That's what satan says. Jesus can give you the strength to keep your slutty legs together.

By the way, this is not a debate forum. We're right because we're Christians.

[jennabenna]

Re: The "make it worse" game

Sarah Palin. A woman so refined, educated, and accredited would be a fatal blow, if she were to convert to liberalism. I fear and rebuke that day.

WORST: The liberals take control of sex-education, and do away with the flawless abstinence system; forcing mandatory student:teacher applied-fornication classes on children - as they plan to do, feverishly and lasciviously.

The abstinence system simply does not work. Kids are going to have sex whether you like it or not, so it's better that they know how to not bring a bunch of unwanted children into the world. There's the problem; You people say that these embryos have life, but once they are born, you are the least likely to pay just a bit more in taxes so that these children can have decent education and healthcare. Then they don't know about safe sex and then contract aids and hepatitis and die or live miserable lives on welfare.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The "make it worse" game

Next: The United States copies today's Australian election results and elects a red-haired Lezbean Atheist Commie as President.

Worse: The United States one-ups Australia and elects a certain red-haired Lezbean Atheist Commie NEGRESS ("Professor" Tyeisha X) as President, and she recites her "poetry" about My'Shelle at the Inauguration!

Next: Carrot Top runs for Senate and wins. In Iowa.

[Bryan Tamariki]

Re: The "make it worse" game

Next: The Roman Catholic Church.

The Roman Catholic Church achieves their satanic purpose, as written in Revelation 13:1-8

1 And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
2 And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as [the feet] of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority.
3 And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.
4 And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who [is] like unto the beast? who is able to make war with him?
5 And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and power was given unto him to continue forty [and] two months.
6 And he opened his mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme his name, and his tabernacle, and them that dwell in heaven.
7 And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations.
8 And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world.

Next: The United States copies today's Australian election results and elects a red-haired Lezbean Atheist Commie as President.

[Didymus Much]

Re: The "make it worse" game

Next: People who pretend to be of a particular faith just to get votes.

People who pretend to be several different faiths just to get votes

Next: The Roman Catholic Church.