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  • herbertLovesGod
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Worse: Then they shrink it!



    Next: Bill Donohue of the Catholic League is caught in a rent-boy prostitution sting.
    Worse: Someone is actually surprised.

    Next: The Canadian "NDP" enters the US race and beats out the two republican candidates (mitt and obama) in 2012!

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Leah Rebecca View Post
    Worse: The Catholics change their minds and start a petition to mandate gay marriage.

    Next: Negros figure out how to... get ahead
    Worse: Then they shrink it!



    Next: Bill Donohue of the Catholic League is caught in a rent-boy prostitution sting.

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  • Leah Rebecca
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Worse: Ice cream-flavored beer. :projectile:

    NEXT: Nobody signs the Catholics' anti-gay-marriage petition.
    Worse: The Catholics change their minds and start a petition to mandate gay marriage.

    Next: Negros figure out how to... get ahead

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    WORSE: Obama makes "the monkey look" a popular fashion.



    NEXT: Beer flavored ice cream
    Worse: Ice cream-flavored beer. :projectile:

    NEXT: Nobody signs the Catholics' anti-gay-marriage petition.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post

    Next: Obama orders woman stop removing unwanted body hair (except that which covers her face *) because his likes his funk fuzzy.

    Servant Herbert

    *1 Corinthians 11:15
    But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering.
    WORSE: Obama makes "the monkey look" a popular fashion.



    NEXT: Beer flavored ice cream

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  • herbertLovesGod
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    Worse: Jews buy it up piece by piece and make Americans live in inaccessible ghettos. Then they slowly colonize us out of existence, until the UN laughs at our diplomats.

    Next: Having passionate anal sex with another man.
    Having passionate anal sex with a jew.

    Next: Obama orders woman stop removing unwanted body hair (except that which covers her face *) because his likes his funk fuzzy.

    Servant Herbert

    *1 Corinthians 11:15
    But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering.

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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Next: Secularist archeologist dig up proof the Garden of Eden was in Missouri after all.
    Worse: Jews buy it up piece by piece and make Americans live in inaccessible ghettos. Then they slowly colonize us out of existence, until the UN laughs at our diplomats.

    Next: Having passionate anal sex with another man.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Leah Rebecca View Post
    Worse: Jesus calls the very Godly Chuck Colson an outright sinner.

    Next: Atheists succeed in taking over America.
    Worse: they create a website were they pretend to be Christians

    Next: Secularist archeologist dig up proof the Garden of Eden was in Missouri after all.

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  • Leah Rebecca
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Worse: . . . with ANY male they want.

    Next: Jesus finds the very Godly Chuck Colson somehow lacking.
    Worse: Jesus calls the very Godly Chuck Colson an outright sinner.

    Next: Atheists succeed in taking over America.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    Worse: Wrong Paul picks Mittens Romney as his VP.

    Next: Hell overflows and queers get to have all the anal sex they want without punishment.
    Worse: . . . with ANY male they want.

    Next: Jesus finds the very Godly Chuck Colson somehow lacking.

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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Worse: Heathens burn down the church during the annual Pray-Away-the-Gayathon.

    Next: Mittens Romney picks Wrong Paul as his VP.
    Worse: Wrong Paul picks Mittens Romney as his VP.

    Next: Hell overflows and queers get to have all the anal sex they want without punishment.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
    Rupert Murdock goes to PRISON! Someone with a mouth as pretty as Brother Rupert's would not last very long in the pen.

    NEXT: No heathens come to the church anymore .
    Worse: Heathens burn down the church during the annual Pray-Away-the-Gayathon.

    Next: Mittens Romney picks Wrong Paul as his VP.

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  • herbertLovesGod
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Worse: Joe Biden goes on a public speaking tour of the glories of Scranton, Pennsylvania.

    NEXT: The godly Ruport Murdock being persecuted by English parliament for make a few tiny mistakes in delivering quality news.
    Rupert Murdock goes to PRISON! Someone with a mouth as pretty as Brother Rupert's would not last very long in the pen.

    NEXT: No heathens come to the church anymore .

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
    Worse, John Edwards being found. (another one with two first names!)

    Next, Joe Biden finally wakes up from his election induced coma!
    Worse: Joe Biden goes on a public speaking tour of the glories of Scranton, Pennsylvania.

    NEXT: The godly Ruport Murdock being persecuted by English parliament for make a few tiny mistakes in delivering quality news.

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  • herbertLovesGod
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Worse: Medusa's hair on Mrs. Newt Gingrich III.



    Next: John Edwards being found "not guilty."
    Worse, John Edwards being found. (another one with two first names!)

    Next, Joe Biden finally wakes up from his election induced coma!

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