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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Next: Tiresome God-mocking trolls who derail threads.
    Worse: Honorary True Christians(tm) who pick fights.




    NEXT: Hippies who force us to eat goo known as "hummus."

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Joshua.Wright View Post
    Worse: They cast one of the "stars" of a Disney show.

    Next: Being force to listen to constant Katy perry
    Worse: Being forced to "kiss a girl" (assuming you are one, that is).

    Next: Tiresome God-mocking trolls who derail threads.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Originally posted by TheHoly View Post
    Forcing a teenage girl to marry someone who raped her...... Oh wait that's better for you people.
    It's not a matter of what's better: it's a matter of what God commands.

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth

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  • TheHoly
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Forcing a teenage girl to marry someone who raped her...... Oh wait that's better for you people.

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  • Joshua.Wright
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Worse: They cast one of the "stars" of a Disney show.

    Next: Being force to listen to constant Katty perry

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Worse: All of them lead by satan!




    Next: Radical gays knocking on your door late at night wanting sodomy.
    Worse: Hitler, Osama, Castro, and Kim Jong Il knocking at your door late at night wanting sodomy . . . and brains!

    Next: Following the tradition of "no new ideas ever", Hollywood releases a remake of Bewitched Halloween Dark Shadows The Flying Nun.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Joshua.Wright View Post

    Next: A team comprised of Hitter, Osama, Castro, and Kim Jong il.
    Worse: All of them lead by satan!




    Next: Radical gays knocking on your door late at night wanting sodomy.

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  • Joshua.Wright
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
    Ouch!
    WORSE: A lethal virus is spread through all homosexual intercourses, causing inveterate flatulence, excoriation of anus, intussusception and colon prolapse.

    NEXT: An atheist at NORAD mistake a flying horse for an asteroid
    The atheist lives.

    Next: A team comprised of Hitter, Osama, Castro, and Kim Jong il.

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  • lukasekman
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Worse: Obama's gay soldiers refusing to kill islamofacists when they clearly need killing!

    Next: Obama's gay soldiers taking control of America and forcing all True Christians™ into gay marriage!
    Ouch!
    WORSE: A lethal virus is spread through all homosexual intercourses, causing inveterate flatulence, excoriation of anus, intussusception and colon prolapse.

    NEXT: An atheist at NORAD mistake a flying horse for an asteroid

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post

    NEXT: Soldiers crying about invading Iran like a bunch of Frenchmen.
    Worse: Obama's gay soldiers refusing to kill islamofacists when they clearly need killing!




    Next: Obama's gay soldiers taking control of America and forcing all True Christians(tm) into gay marriage!

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    Worse: Atheist Japs fail to all starve to death.

    Next: New politically correct laws force the incumbent President Romney to hire a percentage quota of gay and transgender interns.
    WORSE: He easily fills them from Salt Lake City.

    NEXT: Soldiers crying about invading Iran like a bunch of Frenchmen.

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Liam the ex-drunk View Post
    Next: Whale hunting is totally banned world-wide.
    Worse: Atheist Japs fail to all starve to death.

    Next: New politically correct laws force the incumbent President Romney to hire a percentage quota of gay and transgender interns.

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  • Liam the ex-drunk
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Worse: Pregnant rapees forced to have an abortion.

    Next: Whale hunting is totally banned world-wide.

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  • lukasekman
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    WORSE: The winner of the election next November is some lying flip flopper with a secret agenda to turn America into a Theocracy under the control of an extremist cult. (PRAISE Jesus Mitt Romney will win and this won't happen!)

    NEXT: Economy destroying tax hike of 1% on cigarettes.
    WORSE: Estimated revenues from cigarette tax is channeled so welfare moms can drug their diabetes possessed kids with insulin for free

    NEXT: Abortions

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
    Worse: Someone is actually surprised.

    Next: The Canadian "NDP" enters the US race and beats out the two republican candidates (mitt and obama) in 2012!
    WORSE: The winner of the election next November is some lying flip flopper with a secret agenda to turn America into a Theocracy under the control of an extremist cult. (PRAISE Jesus Mitt Romney will win and this won't happen!)

    NEXT: Economy destroying tax hike of 1% on cigarettes.

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