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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    ...Next: Callista Gingrich's hair
    Impossible.



    yeah, I know it's out of sequence, so next person go with Zeke's

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Next: Callista Gingrich's hair
    Worse: Medusa's hair on Mrs. Newt Gingrich III.



    Next: John Edwards being found "not guilty."

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
    Worse, all American men die of laughter.

    Next, America stops putting impotency drugs in fried chicken leading to a Caanan birth explosion!
    Worse: All the babies born are male, who resort to raping white women (and men) when they grow up because of the lack of Negro females!

    Next: Callista Gingrich's hair

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  • herbertLovesGod
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Worse: President Romney gets new orders from "Kolob" and signs an executive order that all Americans must wear magic mormoon underwear on the outside of their clothing.



    Next: Romney chooses Hillary Clinton for his VP running mate.
    Worse, all American men die of laughter.

    Next, America stops putting impotency drugs in fried chicken leading to a Caanan birth explosion!

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
    Next: Mitt Romney insists that magic mormon underwear come in crotchless form for comfort, or "heathen commando" as he likes to call it.
    Worse: President Romney gets new orders from "Kolob" and signs an executive order that all Americans must wear magic mormoon underwear on the outside of their clothing.



    Next: Romney chooses Hillary Clinton for his VP running mate.

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  • herbertLovesGod
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Worse: Arabs will explain why a lack of toilet paper isn't a problem for them.

    Next: secret Atheist Ron Paul attempts to steal the GOP nomination from God's anointed Mitt Romeny at the Tampa convention because Paul made sure all the delegates are his pot smoking supporters.
    Worse, the potheads remember not to smoke up on convention day and ron paul actually wins!

    (never trust anyone with two first names)

    Next: Mitt Romney insists that magic mormon underwear come in crotchless form for comfort, or "heathen commando" as he likes to call it.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
    One of those values is to rename "The United States of America" to "The United States of Israel" during funding drives.

    Next: The US starts a trade embargo with the middle east involving strict sanctions on toilet paper imports.
    Worse: Arabs will explain why a lack of toilet paper isn't a problem for them.

    Next: secret Atheist Ron Paul attempts to steal the GOP nomination from God's anointed Mitt Romeny at the Tampa convention because Paul made sure all the delegates are his pot smoking supporters.

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  • herbertLovesGod
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Worse: Obama allows "Atheism Czar" Dawkins to make all religious schools and religious child-rearing illegal, calling it "child abuse"!

    Next: The Tea Party promotes "Judeo-Christian values" (like Christ-killing, I guess) instead of Christian Commandments.
    One of those values is to rename "The United States of America" to "The United States of Israel" during funding drives.

    Next: The US starts a trade embargo with the middle east involving strict sanctions on toilet paper imports.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    Well that killed the game...

    Worse: Buoyed up with overconfidence he brings all his Muslim friends in to take over. Civil war ensues.

    Next: Richard Dawkins is appointed by Obama as adviser to the President on atheism.
    Worse: Obama allows "Atheism Czar" Dawkins to make all religious schools and religious child-rearing illegal, calling it "child abuse"!

    Next: The Tea Party promotes "Judeo-Christian values" (like Christ-killing, I guess) instead of Christian Commandments.

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Next: Obama gets re-elected.
    Well that killed the game...

    Worse: Buoyed up with overconfidence he brings all his Muslim friends in to take over. Civil war ensues.

    Next: Richard Dawkins is appointed by Obama as adviser to the President on atheism.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    NEXT: Mandatory viewing of the "Democratic Promise: Saul Alinsky and His Legacy" for all Americans to promote community activism.
    Worse: Mandatory "receptive" sodomy for all Real American Men while they watch "Democratic Promise", all four hours of the Director's Cut!

    Next: Obama gets re-elected.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
    Worse, they truly find Jesus and we are bound by our love of the God to accept the dirty chinee as something more than cheap labour.

    Next: Because of glitches and misprints on the American Ballot, nicholas sarkozy is elected President of the United States of America.
    Worse: it comes out that Sarkozy has been a Muslim all along thus completing the Islamo Fascists conquest of the West.


    NEXT: Mandatory viewing of the "Democratic Promise: Saul Alinsky and His Legacy" for all Americans to promote community activism.

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  • herbertLovesGod
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    Worse: He finds himself on a makeshift pyre inside a basketwork cage as a sacrifice to whatever fake goddess is in vogue this week with the loon brigade.

    Next: China announces that the entire population is to convert to Catholicism by the year 2018.
    Worse, they truly find Jesus and we are bound by our love of the God to accept the dirty chinee as something more than cheap labour.

    Next: Because of glitches and misprints on the American Ballot, nicholas sarkozy is elected President of the United States of America.

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Next: Newt Gingrich meets a nice Wiccan girl.
    Worse: He finds himself on a makeshift pyre inside a basketwork cage as a sacrifice to whatever fake goddess is in vogue this week with the loon brigade.

    Next: China announces that the entire population is to convert to Catholicism by the year 2018.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
    An Ayatollah issues a fatwah against magic underpants as being against the coran, in a show of defiance an 'amendment' is written forcing all American citizens to wear them on show outside their outer clothing.

    Next: Superman and all other underpant wearing superheroes are forced to convert to mormonism
    Worse: The paradox of an imaginary character being forced to worship an imaginary friend causes insanity among nonbelievers, who go on a crazed rampage!

    Next: Newt Gingrich meets a nice Wiccan girl.

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