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  • #391
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Sexist pigs who use the term 'mankind' subjecting some poor unsuspecting woman to hours of their talking about nasty outdated ideals.

    Next:
    Being on a blind date with the same kind of sexist pig from the above example.
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    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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    • #392
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      Sexist pigs who use the term 'mankind' subjecting some poor unsuspecting woman to hours of their talking about nasty outdated ideals.

      Next:
      Being on a blind date with the same kind of sexist pig from the above example.
      Being on a blind date with the above poster!

      Next: The unpleasant after-effect of enjoying a delicious enchilada, rice, and bean dinner...
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      SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

      Hosea 9:7
      The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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      • #393
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
        Being on a blind date with the above poster!

        Next: The unpleasant after-effect of enjoying a delicious enchilada, rice, and bean dinner...
        The unpleasant after-effect of Mexican food during church!

        Next: A yellow snow-cone! ()

        Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

        All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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        • #394
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          [QUOTE=Mad Prophet Helmholtz;340429]Being on a blind date with the above post
          Yes That Whould Be a Night Mare for any men Sorry for bothering the game:/

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          • #395
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Tertius The Scribe View Post
            The unpleasant after-effect of Mexican food during church!

            Next: A yellow snow-cone! ()
            A yellow snow-cone with little bits of "chocolate chips" in it.

            Next: Having your long sessions with prostitutes unsaved souls who need you to witness to them videotaped by the Feds.

            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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            • #396
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Those tapes NOT making it to YouTube

              Next:
              A two month vacation in a country cabin with in-laws.
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              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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              • #397
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                Next:
                A two month vacation in a country cabin with in-laws.
                Needing to Submit to these in-laws when not even being Married

                Next: Failing to make Proper preparations for Rat Attack 2009 ("RA9") on Landover Baptist Church - which I Fear is imminent

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                • #398
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  The pope being sodomized by muhammad (piss be upon him).
                  Pastor, how's that a BAD thing? I'd find it downright amusing!
                  Originally posted by SUV View Post
                  Needing to Submit to these in-laws when not even being Married

                  Next: Failing to make Proper preparations for Rat Attack 2009 ("RA9") on Landover Baptist Church - which I Fear is imminent
                  Making proper preparations for RA9, but then getting your toes chopped off by the traps and eaten by the rats, who then attack your face as you lie bleeding on the floor and don't let up until you look just like Michael Jackson if he'd stuck his face in a garbage disposal.

                  Next: Thinking you're Saved(c) for years, but sinning anyway and thus going to Hell.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • #399
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    There's nothing worse than that!

                    Next: Peace mongers.

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                    • #400
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Law-breaking lieberal vegan peace mongers

                      Next: pirates.
                      Joshua 24:15
                      And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                      • #401
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post

                        Next: pirates.
                        Queer spaghetti-slurping pirates who mock Jesus.

                        Next: Lezbean librarians
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #402
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Lezbean librarians trying to get our children to read Harry Potter books!

                          Next: Brazil

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                          • #403
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            Next: Brazil
                            What you mean nigger toes? I love those!

                            Next: rancid buttermilk
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #404
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Rancid buttermilk used to make biscuits and gravy

                              Broken outboard motor on your jonboat

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                              • #405
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                                Broken outboard motor on your jonboat
                                A "broken" Jon on your boat

                                Next: Web-surfing for JESUS and coming across a God-less athian site.

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