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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #571
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    German overdubbed Disney movies.

    Next: Germans.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #572
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
      Next: Germans.
      German atheists like Hitler.


      Next: Being persecuted by atheists on YouTube.
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      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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      • Meek and Humble
        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
        Biblical Black Belt
        Jr. Pastor
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2008
        • 6197

        #573
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Being persecuted by atheists in church.

        Next: you find out your wife is barren.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78552

          #574
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

          Next: you find out your wife is barren.
          You find out your wife is barren because she used to be a MAN!


          Next: Colin Powell's upcoming tell-all book.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • Meek and Humble
            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
            Biblical Black Belt
            Jr. Pastor
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2008
            • 6197

            #575
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            in which he reveal Condileeza Rice used to be a MAN!

            Next: North Korea

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            • Professor Majestic
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Aug 2009
              • 9

              #576
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              China
              Next:Jesus

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              • JennyD
                Honorary True Christian™
                Sweet Placid Sister
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 9567

                #577
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Professor Majestic View Post
                China
                Next:Jesus
                Um, everything is worse than Jesus, because He's Perfect.

                So I'll go with: Professor Misguided.

                Next: Finding out your next-door neighbor is a Muslim.
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                • Meek and Humble
                  Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                  Biblical Black Belt
                  Jr. Pastor
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 6197

                  #578
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Finding out BOTH your next-door neighbors are muslims.

                  Next: finding out both your next-door neighbors are black ex-cons who are now muslim.

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                  • lbmrainyday
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 18

                    #579
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                    Finding out BOTH your next-door neighbors are muslims.

                    Next: finding out both your next-door neighbors are black ex-cons who are now muslim.

                    not finding out!

                    next: cats

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                    • Meek and Humble
                      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                      Biblical Black Belt
                      Jr. Pastor
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 6197

                      #580
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Demon familiars assuming the form of cats

                      Next: dogs

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                      • Nurse Clampett
                        Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 974

                        #581
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        A dead dog on the road for an entire week
                        Next:
                        Boring trolls
                        Luke 5:31
                        And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                        • lbmrainyday
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 18

                          #582
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                          A dead dog on the road for an entire week
                          Next:
                          Boring trolls
                          boring trolls on landover forums

                          next:
                          rock

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #583
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            OK, let's start this over again: What's worse than Nationalized health care?
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Rev. Jim Osborne
                              True Christian™ Televangelist
                              Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                              On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 8622

                              #584
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                              OK, let's start this over again: What's worse than Nationalized health care?
                              Internationalized health care: Hardworking American taxpayers paying the health benefits for AIDS-ridden Africans without jobs.

                              Next: The NIV Bible.

                              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                              • Meek and Humble
                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                Biblical Black Belt
                                Jr. Pastor
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 6197

                                #585
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                THE MESSAGE! *barf*

                                Next: Serenity-Millennium

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