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  • Re: The "make it worse" game

    King Vladimir Putin

    Next: Jello

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    • Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

      Next: Jello
      Jello Biafra


      Next: Green eggs and ham
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Re: The "make it worse" game

        Eating green eggs and ham at the Three Mile Island Cafe .
        Joshua 24:15
        And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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        • Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
          Eating green eggs and ham at the Three Mile Island Cafe .
          Next: Godless New Zealanders high on vegemite.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Next: Godless New Zealanders high on vegemite.
            Godless New Zealander hippies high on vegemite and dope sandwiches that also ride bicycles to work.
            Next: Captain Faggo.

            Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


            All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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            • Re: The "make it worse" game

              Captain Faggo's teenage sidekick Uranus Boy.

              Next: 'Blanket' Jackson.
              Joshua 24:15
              And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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              • Re: The "make it worse" game

                "Blanket" Jackson dangling out a window

                Next: Artificial insemination

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                • Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                  "Blanket" Jackson dangling out a window

                  Next: Artificial insemination
                  A botched artificial insemination

                  Next: Yet another frivolous ethics complaint against Sister Sarah Palin
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                  I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                  • Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post

                    Next: Yet another frivolous ethics complaint against Sister Sarah Palin
                    Yet another frivolous ethics complaint against Dick Cheney!



                    Next: Liberals buy a house in your neighborhood.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Black liberals buy a house in your neighborhood.

                      Next: The 2nd amendment gets repealed.

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                      • Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                        Black liberals buy a house in your neighborhood.

                        Next: The 2nd amendment gets repealed.
                        The second amendment getting repealed during an invasion of soulless Europeans.

                        Next: "Gangster" rap music
                        John 1:14a - "And the Word became flesh, and dwelt among us"
                        Sinclair Lewis - "When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross"

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                        • Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Disciple_of_Word View Post
                          The second amendment getting repealed during an invasion of soulless Europeans.

                          Next: "Gangster" rap music
                          Gangster rap music becomes our new national anthem!
                          Next: Michael Jackson is not really dead . . .
                          sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
                          21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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                          • Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by MidwestCatLady View Post
                            Gangster rap music becomes our new national anthem!
                            Next: Michael Jackson is not really dead . . .
                            Michael Jackson rising on the third day so a blasphemous cult spits in God's face by proclaiming him to be the resurrection of Christ.

                            Next: Soya turning kids gay.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Soya turning kids into clones of Michael Jackson.

                              Next: Vikings.
                              Joshua 24:15
                              And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                              • Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
                                Soya turning kids into clones of Michael Jackson.

                                Next: Vikings.
                                Vikings beating the Packers.

                                Next: Dodge Rams.
                                This space is intended for Scripture, not insults hurled at America's greatest president (GWB!)--ADMIN

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