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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748
    #496
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
    Next: Losing your autographed picture of Louis Farrakhan in a house fire.
    Somehow, the rest of your block DOESN'T burn down.

    Next: Jury duty.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

      Comment

      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552
        #497
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post

        Next: Losing your autographed picture of Louis Farrakhan in a house fire.
        Owning an autographed picture of Louis Farrakhan.


        Next: The maid at Michael Jackson's mansion and the unspeakable things she has to clean up today...
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Nurse Clampett
            Jesus's Favorite Nurse
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 974
            #498
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Owning an autographed picture of Louis Farrakhan.


            Next: The maid at Michael Jackson's mansion and the unspeakable things she has to clean up today...
            Having what she had to clean squirt her in the eye.
            Next: Janet Jackson's coffee enemas.
            Luke 5:31
            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                True Christian™ Televangelist
                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 8622
                #499
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                Having what she had to clean squirt her in the eye.
                Next: Janet Jackson's coffee enemas.
                Janet Jackson's coffee enemas served at Starbucks.

                Next: A Dinner Party hosted by the Donner Party.

                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                  • Larry Lee
                    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                    True Christian™ Theologian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 4464
                    #500
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                    Janet Jackson's coffee enemas served at Starbucks.

                    Next: A Dinner Party hosted by the Donner Party.
                    ... with Uruguayan rugby waiters

                    Next: (True fact!) Cannibalism is not illegal under British law.
                    sigpic

                    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197
                        #501
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        And you're trapped in Britain covered in barbecue sauce!

                        Next: People who say God loves everyone

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552
                            #502
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

                            Next: People who say God loves everyone
                            People who say God loves everyone on the day they wake up in hell.


                            Next: Parents who let their sissyboy son play with dolls.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Larry Lee
                                Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                True Christian™ Theologian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 4464
                                #503
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                People who say God loves everyone on the day they wake up in hell.


                                Next: Parents who let their sissyboy son play with dolls.
                                Like GI Joe? Why not just send him to ballet school?

                                Next: False Christians who think God's warnings against the Jews (Titus 1:10) no longer apply today.
                                sigpic

                                I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jun 2009
                                    • 8622
                                    #504
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                                    Like GI Joe? Why not just send him to ballet school?

                                    Next: False Christians who think God's warnings against the Jews (Titus 1:10) no longer apply today.
                                    False Christians who think God's prohibition of homosexuals (Leviticus) no longer applies today!

                                    Next: Beatles records played backwards saying things like "Hail Satan!"

                                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Dec 2006
                                        • 12414
                                        #505
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                        False Christians who think God's prohibition of homosexuals (Leviticus) no longer applies today!

                                        Next: Beatles records played backwards saying things like "Hail Satan!"
                                        Beatles records and ANY other rock and roll jungle music.

                                        Next: Richard Branson.
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                                        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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                                        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
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                                          • Nobar King
                                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                            Christ's Guardian
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2007
                                            • 23748
                                            #506
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Richard Branson suggesting that he's a virgin.

                                            Next: dancing alone
                                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                              • Larry Lee
                                                Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                                True Christian™ Theologian
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 4464
                                                #507
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                                Richard Branson suggesting that he's a virgin.

                                                Next: dancing alone
                                                masturbating

                                                Next: People who think they should be given a bag to put their groceries in (They're the worse!)
                                                sigpic

                                                I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                                                  • Nurse Clampett
                                                    Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Jan 2009
                                                    • 974
                                                    #508
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                                                    masturbating

                                                    Next: People who think they should be given a bag to put their groceries in (They're the worse!)
                                                    People who look like Phill Spector and refuse to put a bag over their heads.
                                                    Next: Hippies
                                                    Luke 5:31
                                                    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

                                                      Comment

                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78552
                                                        #509
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                                                        Next: Hippies
                                                        Negro hippies


                                                        Next: Women with hairy legs.
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                                                          Comment

                                                          • Nurse Clampett
                                                            Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Jan 2009
                                                            • 974
                                                            #510
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            Negro hippies


                                                            Next: Women with hairy legs.
                                                            Women with hairy chests.
                                                            Next: Lumpy gravy
                                                            Luke 5:31
                                                            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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