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  • #646
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
    Next: Joan Rivers
    Joan Rivers making a porno movie with Woody Allen and Barbara Walters!


    Next: Rancid Greek cheese.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #647
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Joan Rivers making a porno movie with Woody Allen and Barbara Walters!


      Next: Rancid Greek cheese.

      Eating Rancid Greek cheese

      Next: birth control

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      • #648
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
        Eating Rancid Greek cheese

        Next: birth control
        Teaching birth control in public schools.

        Next: Warm beer

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        • #649
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
          Teaching birth control in public schools.

          Next: Warm beer

          Me drinking it


          Next: Dr. Pepper

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          • #650
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
            Me drinking it


            Next: Dr. Pepper
            Dr. Kevorkian!

            Next: Private investigators who follow you around and videotape your sinful transgressions.

            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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            • #651
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
              Dr. Kevorkian!

              Next: Private investigators who follow you around and videotape your sinful transgressions.
              Private investigators who follow you around and videotape your sinful transgressions who will not make you a copy of the tape.

              'Fine' British Steak
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • #652
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                Private investigators who follow you around and videotape your sinful transgressions who will not make you a copy of the tape.

                'Fine' British Steak
                "Fine" British spelling, grammar, and punctuation.

                Next: Trying to get your question answered by a call center in India

                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                • #653
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Going to India, converting to Hindon'tsm and living in a slum - just because you wanted to work in an Indian call center.

                  Next: 'Fine' Australian Steak (likely to contain 100% kangaroo meat).
                  Joshua 24:15
                  And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                  • #654
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post


                    Next: 'Fine' Australian Steak (likely to contain 100% kangaroo meat).
                    Australian steak with the jockey's whip marks still visible.


                    Next: Forced abortions courtesy of the Obama health care plan.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • #655
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Australian steak with the jockey's whip marks still visible.


                      Next: Forced abortions courtesy of the Obama health care plan.
                      Forced "assisted suicide" -- that is, Obamacide -- of seniors like Brother Monty under the Obamacare plan.

                      Next: Fertility treatment for lovely white women under Obamacare (gang-rape by the "brothers")
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                      • #656
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                        Forced "assisted suicide" -- that is, Obamacide -- of seniors like Brother Monty under the Obamacare plan.

                        Next: Fertility treatment for lovely white women under Obamacare (gang-rape by the "brothers")
                        "Fertility treatment" for studly and strikingly-good looking white men like Pastor Zeke under Obamacare!!!

                        Next: Bill Clinton in North Korea

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                        • #657
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post

                          Next: Bill Clinton in North Korea
                          Bill Clinton returning from North Korea.

                          Next: Servants who get uppity.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #658
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Bill Clinton returning from North Korea.

                            Next: Servants who get uppity.
                            Like Mary Poppins? Damn that chimney-flying witchcraft-glorifying demon!

                            Next: Disney movies.
                            www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
                            Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

                            Christian Ladies:
                            Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!

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                            • #659
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                              Like Mary Poppins? Damn that chimney-flying witchcraft-glorifying demon!

                              Next: Disney movies.

                              Disney movies with joo's


                              Next: Will Smith

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                              • #660
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                                Like Mary Poppins? Damn that chimney-flying witchcraft-glorifying demon!

                                Next: Disney movies.
                                Racist Disney movies like "Song of the South".

                                Next: Racist cops who pull over innocent African-American drivers for "crimes" like running stop signs or driving 25 miles over the speed limit.
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                                Professor Emerita of African-American Studies at UC Berkeley

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