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  • #556
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Dodge Rams adding to global warming with their noxious fumes.

    Next:
    Paying a fair amount of money to see a specialist who is rude and mean!
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    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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    • #557
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      And an Atheist!

      Next:Global warming finally happens

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      • #558
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        And Christians haven't been raptured yet!

        Next: It turns out the Jews were right

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        • #559
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
          And Christians haven't been raptured yet!

          Next: It turns out the Jews were right
          It turns out the Muslims were right about beverage choices, so Obama makes it a law!

          Next: Michael Moore directs a pornographic film.
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          • #560
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by JennyD View Post

            Next: Michael Moore directs a pornographic film.
            Starring Barbara Walters and Steven Hawking!


            Next: Bill Clinton runs for president again in 2012.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #561
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Bill Clinton runs for president again in 2012 and chooses Monica Lewinsky as his running 'mate' .

              Next: Spending extra money on organic food because it is 'healthier'.
              Joshua 24:15
              And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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              • #562
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                And not using any of that money to tithe!

                Next: Angelina Jolie

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                • #563
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                  And not using any of that money to tithe!

                  Next: Angelina Jolie
                  Another Angelina Jolie porn flick like Bone Collector.

                  NEXT

                  Traffic stop by woman policeman (obvious lebsian fem-nazi)

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                  • #564
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Traffic stop by woman policeman, along with a homer policewoman like that one in The Village People!

                    Next: Sodomy

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                    • #565
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                      Traffic stop by woman policeman, along with a homer policewoman like that one in The Village People!

                      Next: Sodomy
                      Being sodomized by Bruce Vilanch and Ervin "I've got a Magic" Johnson!

                      Next: Finding another man's boxers in the laundry.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • #566
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        Being sodomized by Bruce Vilanch and Ervin "I've got a Magic" Johnson!

                        Next: Finding another man's boxers in the laundry.
                        and you are single and live alone.

                        Waking up to find a 1/2 foot long Iraqi camel spider curled up next to you.

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                        Hot Must ReadThreads!


                        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                        • #567
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          and you are single and live alone.

                          Waking up to find a 1/2 foot long Iraqi camel spider curled up next to you.
                          Waking up to find a 6 foot tall Iraqi insurgent curled up next to you.

                          Next: You get laid off.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • #568
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            Waking up to find a 6 foot tall Iraqi insurgent curled up next to you.

                            Next: You get laid off.
                            You get laid off from the GOP HQ.

                            You get banned from The Landover Baptist Church Forum.
                            This space is intended for Scripture, not insults hurled at America's greatest president (GWB!)--ADMIN

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                            • #569
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              NOTHING'S worse than that!!!

                              You get banned from Facebook

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                              • #570
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

                                You get banned from Facebook
                                Being banned from Facebook for preaching God's Holy Word! As I have, twice now!



                                Next: Disney movies
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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