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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
    #1231
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Brother Hank View Post
    Obama living to be 120 years old.
    Obama being elected as the next false god of the mudslimes.


    NEXT: Jap donuts filled with curry paste instead of jelly!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • FoundGirlJNB
        Found Sheep
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 351
        #1232
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Obama being elected as the next false god of the mudslimes.


        NEXT: Jap donuts filled with curry paste instead of jelly!
        Jap donuts filled with curry-flavor tooth paste instead of jelly! <<Barf>>

        Next : Jelly flavored tooth-paste
        Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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          • Nurse Clampett
            Jesus's Favorite Nurse
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 974
            #1233
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
            Jap donuts filled with curry-flavor tooth paste instead of jelly! <<Barf>>

            Next : Jelly flavored tooth-paste
            Mint jelly flavored condoms for those who wish to pervert the horrible act of procreation.
            Next: Witches on brooms
            Luke 5:31
            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552
                #1234
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                Next: Witches on brooms
                Witches on brooms equipped with nucular weapons!


                Next: A one-armed ninja.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Glendora Christianson
                    Spiritual Mother of LBC
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2329
                    #1235
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Next: A one-armed ninja.
                    A one armed Ninja who wipes his caboose like an Arab and makes Sushi for the Wal-Mart deli.

                    Next: Eating that Sushi!
                    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197
                        #1236
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Eating that sushi a week after it was prepared...

                        Next: Having to live off Oriental food for the rest of your life.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552
                            #1237
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            Next: Having to live off Oriental food for the rest of your life.
                            Being raped by Oriental food for the rest of your life.


                            Next: Goat cheese.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Meek and Humble
                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                Biblical Black Belt
                                Jr. Pastor
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 6197
                                #1238
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Goats who Jesus will damn while saving His faithful sheep.

                                Next: Welfare

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                                  • Condescending
                                    Forum Member
                                    Forum Member
                                    • May 2009
                                    • 33
                                    #1239
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                    Next: Welfare
                                    Negros on welfare support.
                                    Christians are sinless.


                                    Romans 5:14
                                    Death reigned from Adam to Moses, even over them that had not sinned.

                                    1 John 3:6
                                    Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not.

                                    1 John 3:9
                                    Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

                                    1 John 5:18
                                    We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not.

                                    3 John 11
                                    He that doeth good is of God: but he that doeth evil hath not seen God.

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                                      • Rev Moonfloss
                                        Forum Member, Professor of Ebonics
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Oct 2009
                                        • 91
                                        #1240
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Originally posted by Condescending View Post
                                        Negros on welfare support.
                                        Excuse me fo da intoruption here, but dat just what I be sayin. Now some white folk look at dat an says dat it racist. It's not! Its from God's word!


                                        ...This we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat - 2 Thessalonians 3:10.

                                        Why are der so many racist cracka's out der dat want us all on welfare? Are dey trin' to deny us Heaven? Whys do dey want us all to enrath God?

                                        Thank ya brotha Condescending for preachin da truth!
                                        Pimpin' Fo Jesus

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                                          • FoundGirlJNB
                                            Found Sheep
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Sep 2009
                                            • 351
                                            #1241
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Umm, ok guys. No need to get all uppity and derail a thread!

                                            Next : Women on welfare who cannot stop having babies at the tax-payers expense.
                                            Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78552
                                                #1242
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                                                Next : Women on welfare who cannot stop having babies at the tax-payers expense.
                                                Illegal alien women on welfare who cannot stop having babies at the tax-payers expense.


                                                Next: Demon possessed brats at the Red Lobster for Sunday lunch.
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                                                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Jun 2009
                                                    • 8622
                                                    #1243
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    Illegal alien women on welfare who cannot stop having babies at the tax-payers expense.


                                                    Next: Demon possessed brats at the Red Lobster for Sunday lunch.
                                                    Being thrown in jail for the so-called "crime" of physically striking said demon-possessed brat.

                                                    Next: Amusement Parks which have Halloween themes for October (Six Flags Fright Fest, Knott's Scary Farm Halloween Haunt, etc).

                                                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78552
                                                        #1244
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                                        Next: Amusement Parks which have Halloween themes for October (Six Flags Fright Fest, Knott's Scary Farm Halloween Haunt, etc).
                                                        Accidentally finding yourself booked on a "Gay Halloween Cruise" with a non-refundable ticket!


                                                        Next: Trapped in a Chinee prison!
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • FoundGirlJNB
                                                            Found Sheep
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Sep 2009
                                                            • 351
                                                            #1245
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            Accidentally finding yourself booked on a "Gay Halloween Cruise" with a non-refundable ticket!


                                                            Next: Trapped in a Chinee prison!
                                                            ... and having to share a small, dark cell with a chink she-male!!

                                                            Next : Increasing illiteracy levels!
                                                            Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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