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  • #1291
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post


    Next: False Christians who secretly send True Christian™ Pastors pornographic emails and even cellphone videos of themselves being sodomised, then point fingers that Landover's Church Doctrine is somehow offbase.
    Ouch.

    Next: Pastor Ezekiel being on an Pornographic-Gay video.
    "Even when you move out and suddenly find your folks at the door for a visit, they still try to pull the heavy criticism bag. You can hit 40 years old and that sh*t never changes."
    -DB

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    • #1292
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by BenchWarmer View Post
      Next: Pastor Ezekiel being on an Pornographic-Gay video.
      Are you talking about that Youtube video? That was 100% LIES! I wasn't even there! I didn't even KNOW him. It's been adjudicated already and eradicated too. You shut your mouth! You shut your mouth and go to hell!


      Next: Unsaved trash making up unfounded lies about much-beloved True Christian(tm) Pastors!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #1293
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Are you talking about that Youtube video? That was 100% LIES! I wasn't even there! I didn't even KNOW him. It's been adjudicated already and eradicated too. You shut your mouth! You shut your mouth and go to hell!


        Next: Unsaved trash making up unfounded lies about much-beloved True Christian™ Pastors!
        Unsaved Trash attempting to blackmail True Christian(tm) Pastors!

        Next: Finding out your favorite YouTube video has been taken down.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • #1294
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          Unsaved Trash attempting to blackmail True Christian™ Pastors!

          Next: Finding out your favorite YouTube video has been taken down.
          Finding your favorite YouTube video has been taken down and the video maker is being charged with homicide for a mere prank.

          NEXT: You Tube video from an atheist that refutes a creationist arguement using the creationists own words (Like we creationists contradict ourselves )

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

          Hot Must ReadThreads!


          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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          • #1295
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            NEXT: You Tube video from an atheist that refutes a creationist arguement using the creationists own words (Like we creationists contradict ourselves )
            Finding out that the very same You Tube video is now part of Obama's policy for teaching evilution in schools .

            Next: Austria - a country so boring that I can't think of TEN interesting things or people that come from there.
            Joshua 24:15
            And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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            • #1296
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
              Finding out that the very same You Tube video is now part of Obama's policy for teaching evilution in schools .;
              It is!!??

              Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
              Next: Austria - a country so boring that I can't think of TEN interesting things or people that come from there.
              Poland: Austria's superior in every way.


              Next: Michael Jackson's new movie.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #1297
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Michael Jackson fans swarming and spilling out of cinemas worldwide crying and displaying hysteria of mammoth proportions.



                Next: A church called The Michael Jackson Temple
                1 Corinthians 11:3

                But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.


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                • #1298
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Jennie View Post


                  Next: A church called The Michael Jackson Temple
                  The fate of alter boys in said church.
                  Next: Finding a fingernail you didn't order in your lo-mein.
                  Luke 5:31
                  And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                  • #1299
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Ordering from a restaurant that serves lo-mein.

                    Next: sushi

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                    • #1300
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                      Next: sushi
                      ikizukuri

                      Next: Mercury poisoning
                      sigpic

                      I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                      • #1301
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                        Next: Mercury poisoning
                        Freddy Mercury returns as an AIDS zombie!


                        Next: The eyesore of trees that got "TP'ed" on Halloween night.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #1302
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

                          Next: The eyesore of trees that got "TP'ed" on Halloween night.
                          The TP is used!

                          A mooselimb is elected President!

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                          • #1303
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            A Kenyan mooselimb with the middle name Hussein is elected President...

                            Next: gluttony

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                            • #1304
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                              Next: gluttony
                              Muttony!

                              New Zealand sheep botherers.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #1305
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                "Prime Australian Beef" = kangaroo meat .

                                Next: Dingos.
                                Joshua 24:15
                                And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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