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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
    #1306
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
    Next: Dingos.
    Dingos who ate your baby!


    Next: Deep fried Snickers bars.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Bryan Tamariki
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Aug 2007
        • 285
        #1307
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Deep fried Snickers bars sold at the Sydney gay mardigras .

        Next: Dame Edna Everage.
        Joshua 24:15
        And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552
            #1308
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
            Next: Dame Edna Everage.
            A turkey flavored beverage.


            Next: A mouthy servant and an over cooked steak.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                Biblical Black Belt
                Jr. Pastor
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2008
                • 6197
                #1309
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                An undercooked steak that makes you sick.

                Next: Mexican's evil "Day of the Dead"

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                  • Brother Enoch
                    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 4392
                    #1310
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                    Next: Mexican's evil "Day of the Dead"
                    Mexicans rise from the dead

                    Being trapped at a Celine Dion concert

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552
                        #1311
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                        Being trapped at a Celine Dion concert
                        Being arrested with a Celine Dion impersonator in Thailand! Ask Rev. Jim about that one!


                        Next: Running out of charcoal in the middle of a BBQ.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Meek and Humble
                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                            Biblical Black Belt
                            Jr. Pastor
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 6197
                            #1312
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Running out of meat in the middle of a BBQ!

                            Next: children making fun of bald men

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996
                                #1313
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                Running out of meat in the middle of a BBQ!

                                Next: children making fun of bald men
                                Your she-bears being put down because they obeyed God's Word and tare 42 children who made fun of bald men.

                                Next: A freezer full of bear meat, and you don't like it.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                  • Jenni111
                                    Unsaved trash
                                     
                                    • Aug 2009
                                    • 323
                                    #1314
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                    Your she-bears being put down because they obeyed God's Word and tare 42 children who made fun of bald men.

                                    Next: A freezer full of bear meat, and you don't like it.
                                    The freezer then bites me...

                                    Next: You're trapped on a 10 ft by 10 ft island with no weapons and there's a vicious bear who wants to "hug you"

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78552
                                        #1315
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post

                                        Next: You're trapped on a 10 ft by 10 ft island with no weapons and there's a vicious bear who wants to "hug you"
                                        Teach it to dance?


                                        Next: Witless mouthy unsaved females going yappity yap without grasping even the simplest concepts presented in the KJV Bible.
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Brother Enoch
                                            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Jun 2008
                                            • 4392
                                            #1316
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            Next: Witless mouthy unsaved females going yappity yap without grasping even the simplest concepts presented in the KJV Bible.
                                            And the judge won't grant you a divorce.

                                            Learning that your great grandpappy was a French Catlick.

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                                              • Bobby-Joe
                                                Landover Security Superviser
                                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 18405
                                                #1317
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                Teach it to dance?


                                                Next: Witless mouthy unsaved females going yappity yap without grasping even the simplest concepts presented in the KJV Bible.
                                                Clueless yappity yap mouth unsaved female found dead, mauled to death by a large wild animal in someone's basement.

                                                NEXT: Trying to remove a dead body of a false Christian female a basement while not injuring a prized pet bear.

                                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                                                Hot Must ReadThreads!


                                                Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                    Honorary True Christian™
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • May 2008
                                                    • 13996
                                                    #1318
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                                    Clueless yappity yap mouth unsaved female found dead, mauled to death by a large wild animal in someone's basement.

                                                    NEXT: Trying to remove a dead body of a false Christian female a basement while not injuring a prized pet bear.
                                                    Being, er, "assaulted" by a "bear" in the truck stop basement while other "bears" look on, laughing!

                                                    Next: Cursed Halloween candy possessed by demons!
                                                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78552
                                                        #1319
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                                        Next: Cursed Halloween candy possessed by demons!
                                                        Stingy joos hoarding their cursed Halloween candy and handing it out to unsuspecting Christian children at Christmas!


                                                        Next: Servants who continually waste precious fluids by not swallowing.
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Larry Lee
                                                            Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                                            True Christian™ Theologian
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 4464
                                                            #1320
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            Stingy joos hoarding their cursed Halloween candy and handing it out to unsuspecting Christian children at Christmas!


                                                            Next: Servants who continually waste precious fluids by not swallowing.
                                                            uhm. ... What he said!

                                                            Next: Having to pay the household staff more than $6.50 per hour.
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                                                            I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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