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  • Jim C. Lombardo
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Aug 2014
    • 565

    #1711
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    WORSE: Then we'll have two illegal alien border problems!

    Next: America elects a transgender for President, 2020

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    • BrotherLarry
      Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2014
      • 2247

      #1712
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      The transgender person turns out to be Chaz Bono and names Cher as VP.

      Next: Charles Manson rises from the dead.
      Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
      “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

      Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
      Amen and Amen

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      • Jim C. Lombardo
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Aug 2014
        • 565

        #1713
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        He digs up Helen Keller's corpse and defiles it, mistaking it for Helter Skelter.

        Next: When you don't want cheesecake with berry drizzle, and they serve it to you any way, so you force yourself to eat, swallowing it quickly.

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        • Barry
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Nov 2010
          • 259

          #1714
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Jim C. Lombardo View Post

          Next: When you don't want cheesecake with berry drizzle, and they serve it to you any way, so you force yourself to eat, swallowing it quickly.

          Worse: They only told you it was cheesecake with berry drizzle to convince you to swallow.


          I mean really! Some people are so gullible.
          The Lord is my shepherd.

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          • DolliMoans
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Sep 2017
            • 451

            #1715
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Barry, this is where you keep the game going, not stop it dead in its tracks.



            In lieu of you not posting anything:



            Next: Ruth Bader Gnsberg on the cover of Hustler.

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            • Dennis Lukes
              Innkeeper for Christ
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2018
              • 2376

              #1716
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by DolliMoans View Post
              Next: Ruth Bader Ginsberg on the cover of Hustler.
              Ruth Bader Ginsburg copulating with a negro on the cover of Hustler.


              Next: Russia nukes Washington and sends our dear leader The Donald to sit at the right hand of God.
              I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
              Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
              But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
              From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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              • Jim C. Lombardo
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Aug 2014
                • 565

                #1717
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Russia appoints Kremlin the Frog as the new High Chancellor of the United Federation of Extended Slavic Territory

                Next: A millenial-dictated law is past declaring all traditional marriage null and void and that all spouses are forced to copulate with at least one member of the same sex (plus a transgendered) to be determined absolutely sure of their heterosexuality in the name of knowing one's identity or some crap like that.

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                • MitzaLizalor
                  Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 14125

                  #1718
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  (A millennial diktat declares traditional marriages null and void pending revulsion quotients being determined during alternative liaisons.)

                  NEXT: The invigilators have been announced: Linda Sarsour & Emmerson Mnangagwa.
                  Attached Files

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                  • Dennis Lukes
                    Innkeeper for Christ
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2018
                    • 2376

                    #1719
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                    (A millennial diktat declares traditional marriages null and void pending revulsion quotients being determined during alternative liaisons.)

                    NEXT: The invigilators have been announced: Linda Sarsour & Emmerson Mnangagwa.
                    Christians are allowed to get remarried after defiling themselves, but only under Islamic wedding rites.


                    Next: Satan flies up to Heaven for a visit. Instead of drop kicking his ass back to Hell, God invites him in for lunch. After a long discussion, Satan converts to Christianity and God forgives him of his sins.
                    I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                    Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                    But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                    From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                    • Jim C. Lombardo
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Aug 2014
                      • 565

                      #1720
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      This act of mercy to Satan opens doors for all Hellbound sinners to explore Heaven. Unsaved Trash wander the divine boulevards at willy-nilly stinking up the place.

                      Next: A photo surfaces of Paster Zeke in a compromising position.

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                      • BrotherLarry
                        Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2014
                        • 2247

                        #1721
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        A photo surfaces of Pastor Zeke in a compromising position:


                        Nancy Pelosi is in the background with a very drunk and nude Hillary.


                        Next:
                        The US Government establishes a law permitting nudity on the street.
                        Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                        “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                        Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                        Amen and Amen

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                        • Jim C. Lombardo
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Aug 2014
                          • 565

                          #1722
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Hairy Europeans make actual use of this law.

                          Fags stage a coup and paint the White House millennial pink.

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                          • Dennis Lukes
                            Innkeeper for Christ
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2018
                            • 2376

                            #1723
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Jim C. Lombardo View Post
                            Fags stage a coup and paint the White House millennial pink.
                            They forcibly sodomize Donald Trump on live television before hanging him.


                            Next: Every negro in the US suddenly grows twice as large and three times as violent.
                            I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                            Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                            But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                            From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                            • Basilissa
                              South of the Border outreach program
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 12899

                              #1724
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                              Next: Every negro in the US suddenly grows twice as large and three times as violent.
                              Uf, Brother Dennis, you should have posted that in the men only section. Excuse me for a moment as I have to compose myself.

                              Worse? Black females take total control of their men and forbid white females from, you know, taking advantage of black males size and energy. For heavy housework, I mean.

                              Next: Prada-wearing communist Ocasio-Cortez becomes our next president.
                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                              * * *

                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                              • MitzaLizalor
                                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2010
                                • 14125

                                #1725
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                ..agrees to pay war reparations to Spain

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