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  • Larry Lee
    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
    True Christian™ Theologian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 4464
    #361
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Taxing the church!


    Next: A bear in the basement.
    Scooter Libby's royalties for The Apprentice.

    Next: Sarah Palin snubbed by Republican grandees
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    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552
        #362
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post

        Next: Sarah Palin snubbed by Republican grandees
        Sarah who?

        Next: GWB's houseboy now that the Whitehouse days are over with.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Larry Lee
            Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
            True Christian™ Theologian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 4464
            #363
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
            Sarah Palin snubbed by Republican grandees
            =
            Originally posted by Shinigami View Post
            A zombie outbreak
            Next: Script writers
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            I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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              • Larry Lee
                Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                True Christian™ Theologian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 4464
                #364
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Sarah who?

                Next: GWB's houseboy now that the Whitehouse days are over with.
                Life imitates art (where are the script writers when you need them?)

                Next: Karl Rove's sham marriage
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                I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449
                    #365
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                    Life imitates art (where are the script writers when you need them?)

                    Next: Karl Rove's sham marriage
                    Dick Cheney's daughter's gay marriage with Condi.

                    Next: having a cat called Socks.
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552
                        #366
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post


                        Next: having a cat called Socks.
                        Making a pair of socks out of a cat.

                        Next: An Italian auto mechanic
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Wide-Open
                            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 18449
                            #367
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Next: An Italian auto mechanic
                            Now you are getting into the realms of fiction Pastor.

                            OK, a French car mechanic.

                            Next: a French car.
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                              • Larry Lee
                                Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                True Christian™ Theologian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 4464
                                #368
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                Now you are getting into the realms of fiction Pastor.

                                OK, a French car mechanic.

                                Next: a French car.
                                A Russian car

                                Next: A wild weekend with Sarah Palin

                                (HINT! The only possible answer is "A wild weekend with Michelle Obama")
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                                  • Wide-Open
                                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Nov 2007
                                    • 18449
                                    #369
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                                    A Russian car

                                    Next: A wild weekend with Sarah Palin

                                    (HINT! The only possible answer is "A wild weekend with Michelle Obama")
                                    No it's not.

                                    Seeing a Russian car from her house while having a wild weekend with Sarah.

                                    Next: A French car mechanic repairing a Wolga.
                                    Psalm 81:10:
                                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                        Honorary True Christian™
                                        Forum Member
                                        • May 2008
                                        • 13996
                                        #370
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                        No it's not.

                                        Seeing a Russian car from her house while having a wild weekend with Sarah.

                                        Next: A French car mechanic repairing a Wolga.
                                        A French carpet cleaner "repairing" a Helga!

                                        Next: Going camping far out in the woods . . . with Michael Jackson.
                                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                          • Meek and Humble
                                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                            Biblical Black Belt
                                            Jr. Pastor
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Dec 2008
                                            • 6197
                                            #371
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            ...And not bringing your shot gun!

                                            Next: Gone With The Wind

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                                              • Bobby-Joe
                                                Landover Security Superviser
                                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 18405
                                                #372
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                ...And not bringing your shot gun!

                                                Next: Gone With The Wind
                                                Birth of a Nation, a classic epic movie about the out of control Nanny State period of American history known as Reconstruction.

                                                NEXT: Northern Korean Hotel Room Party.

                                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                                Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 9323
                                                    #373
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    A visit to the ugliest building in the world and the rotten dynasty which conceived it. The Lexington Hotel in Chicago.

                                                    Next: British police get confessions the Tower of London way http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle6466430.ece
                                                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                                                      • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                                                        Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • May 2009
                                                        • 666
                                                        #374
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Ryugyong Hotel is the only chance of salvation for Communist North Korea to shake off the shackles of the Juche cult and prepare for immediate landing of SPACESHIP JESUS. Indeed the Wikipedia article was promising...

                                                        A representative for the North Korean government promised relaxed oversight, saying, "The foreign investors can even operate casinos, nightclubs or Japanese lounges if they want to."

                                                        In September 2008, a senior North Korean official said the refurbishing of the Ryugyong Hotel will be done by 2012

                                                        MAKE WAY FOR THE DECEMBER 21, 2012 LANDING OF SPACESHIP JESUS!!! North Korean Hotel will creative massive uprising and rebellion against Juche cult and TOPPLE THE FOUNDATIONS OF COMMUNIST CHINA.

                                                        This Hotel NEEDS to be completed for the prophecies I have been writing since 1974 will come to full fruition. Casino operation and nightclub spending will fuel the Hotel's generation of Hwatts which are necessary for supporting the logistical needs of psychic and magickal power for the Supermen, particularily BRUCE LEE, Superman of Asia, who will then conquer the Orient in the name of SPACESHIP JESUS!!!!
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                                                        SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                                                        Hosea 9:7
                                                        The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                                                          • Larry Lee
                                                            Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                                            True Christian™ Theologian
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 4464
                                                            #375
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
                                                            Ryugyong Hotel is the only chance of salvation for Communist North Korea to shake off the shackles of the Juche cult and prepare for immediate landing of SPACESHIP JESUS.
                                                            Worse than the Ryugyong Hotel?

                                                            N. Korean women 'sold like livestock' in China

                                                            Next: Kimchi
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