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  • #436
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
    Barney telling your children to love retarded kids

    Mick Jagger
    Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, in the nude.

    Wow, I can't think of anything worse. Someone make THAT worse!
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • #437
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, in the nude.

      Wow, I can't think of anything worse. Someone make THAT worse!
      You set a hard task indeed, Reverend Rodimer.....

      Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, in the nude, wearing fig leaves and posing like statues.

      Next: The "person" in the next Pew coughing wetly during Sunday Services

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      • #438
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        The person next to you coughing up blood. Then you realize it's the gut with AID's.

        Richard Simmons is talking to your kids.

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        • #439
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by lord warrior View Post
          The person next to you coughing up blood. Then you realize it's the guy with AIDS.

          Richard Simmons is talking to your kids.
          Richard Simmons talking to your little boy, who then tells you he wants to be just like Richard when he grows up.

          Next: The phone ringing at 3 am.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • #440
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            A nude Richard Simmons is talking to your kids...and they're listening.

            Jo Freddie(spaghetti noodle lover boy) moves next door

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            • #441
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              And you're fresh out of bricks...

              Next: Jezebel

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              • #442
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

                Next: Jezebel
                You mean Rachael VanWidebottom, our resident witch?

                --Dancing skyclad. No one needs to see that much cellulite.


                Next: Rael
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #443
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Next: Rael
                  Rael ripping off MY religion and turning it into a multi-million dollar enterprise with hundreds of women at his feet.

                  Next: Tupac Shakur
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                  SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                  Hosea 9:7
                  The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                  • #444
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
                    Rael ripping off MY religion and turning it into a multi-million dollar enterprise with hundreds of women at his feet.

                    Next: Tupac Shakur
                    Tupac Shakur and Madonna sex tape leaked.
                    Next: Bono
                    Luke 5:31
                    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                    • #445
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      CHASTITY THE SHE-MALE Bono


                      Next: Kathy Griffin

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                      • #446
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                        Next: Kathy Griffin
                        uhmmm, Who?

                        Next: An inappropriate woody
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                        I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                        • #447
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                          uhmmm, Who?

                          Next: An inappropriate woody
                          An inappropriate Woody at the beach!



                          Next:

                          A miscenegatin' inappropriate Woody!

                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • #448
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            An inappropriate Woody at the beach!



                            Next:

                            A miscenegatin' inappropriate Woody!

                            A miscenegatin' inappropriate Woody that works for Al Queida!

                            Next: Stephen Colbert converting to liberalism!

                            Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

                            All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                            • #449
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Tertius The Scribe View Post
                              A miscenegatin' inappropriate Woody that works for Al Queida!

                              Next: Stephen Colbert converting to liberalism!
                              Rupert Murdoch converting to liberalism

                              Next: Bill O'Reilly with a loofa in one hand and a twinkle in his eye.
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                              I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                              • #450
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                                Next: Bill O'Reilly with a loofa in one hand and a twinkle in his eye.
                                My dream come True But then Sean Hannity comes along with a hamster and they get *gay* and ignore me

                                Next: Someone at Bible Study forgot to study

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