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  • BelieverInGod
    Fourm Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 9269
    #1786
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    True, I do enjoy the finer things in life like canned Budweiser.

    The person below me knows that Christwire is a hoax.
    True, it's horrible how they mock True Christians(TM) the way that they are.

    The person below me thinks we should post "this is a hoax" on every thread on their board.
    Drama queen

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14079
        #1787
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        I guess we crossposted. I'll clean it up by answering BiG's
        Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
        The person below me thinks we should post "this is a hoax" on every thread on their board.
        False. As Flaubert said, "By dint of railing at idiots, one runs the risk of becoming idiotic oneself".

        The person below me is uncomfortable with John 21:20-25's intimations that Jesus had a male lover, who leaned on His chest at mealtime, betrayed him, told the writers of the Gospel of John what they knew (in person 200 years after the events in question), and will live until the 2nd Coming.

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          • BelieverInGod
            Fourm Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2010
            • 9269
            #1788
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            I guess we crossposted. I'll clean it up by answering BiG's

            False. As Flaubert said, "By dint of railing at idiots, one runs the risk of becoming idiotic oneself".

            The person below me is uncomfortable with John 21:20-25's intimations that Jesus had a male lover, who leaned on His chest at mealtime, betrayed him, told the writers of the Gospel of John what they knew (in person 200 years after the events in question), and will live until the 2nd Coming.
            False, please point out the scripture that states they were lovers.

            The person below me sees homosexuality in every chapter of the Bible.
            Drama queen

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930
                #1789
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                False, please point out the scripture that states they were lovers.

                The person below me sees homosexuality in every chapter of the Bible.
                True, Why do those dirty disgusting faggots want to do stuff to me?!

                The person below me knows that the basis of a good marriage is a strong backhand.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • BelieverInGod
                    Fourm Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 9269
                    #1790
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                    True, Why do those dirty disgusting faggots want to do stuff to me?!

                    The person below me knows that the basis of a good marriage is a strong backhand.
                    True, it does snap me out of getting wound up about things. Unfortunately Seth is in Wisconsin this week.

                    The person below me thinks I'm brainwashed with "battered woman syndrome" because I accept my husbands punishments.
                    Drama queen

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                      • Samuel Coleridge
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 615
                        #1791
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                        The person below me thinks I'm brainwashed with "battered woman syndrome" because I accept my husbands punishments.
                        In other news, the sky is blue. (that means true.)

                        The person below me lets his woman run things around the house in exchange for giving her access to the checking account.
                        Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
                        For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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                          • Jo Freddie
                            Unsaved trash
                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 6339
                            #1792
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
                            The person below me lets his woman run things around the house in exchange for giving her access to the checking account.
                            False, the Cheque is all but dead, but Gold (the True Pirate currency) on the other hand is very much alive.

                            The Person below me wants to try Deep Fried Guinness. (Have you americans got no respect?)
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                              • Disciple Luke
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Aug 2010
                                • 165
                                #1793
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                The Person below me wants to try Deep Fried Guinness. (Have you americans got no respect?)
                                Not me! That is a bit fat fried false!

                                The person below me believes that rosary beads in a car will allow you to fall 40 stories from a building and escape serious injury! Story here.

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                                  • Lisa H
                                    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jun 2010
                                    • 5070
                                    #1794
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Disciple Luke View Post
                                    Not me! That is a bit fat fried false!

                                    The person below me believes that rosary beads in a car will allow you to fall 40 stories from a building and escape serious injury! Story here.
                                    False. What good are hippy rosary beads.

                                    The person below thinks Jo Freddie owns one of these hoodies

                                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                                      • Disciple Luke
                                        True Christian™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Aug 2010
                                        • 165
                                        #1795
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        True True True.

                                        BUT ..... the person under me reckons the hoddie is too small for Jo Freddie's fat pasta filled tummy.

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                                          • Lisa H
                                            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Jun 2010
                                            • 5070
                                            #1796
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Disciple Luke View Post
                                            True True True.

                                            BUT ..... the person under me reckons the hoddie is too small for Jo Freddie's fat pasta filled tummy.
                                            True. It would be a tight squeeze.

                                            The Person below me thinks after he swabbed his decks he has drink out of his personalized beer mug.

                                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                                              • Bobby-Joe
                                                Landover Security Superviser
                                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 18405
                                                #1797
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                                                True. It would be a tight squeeze.

                                                The Person below me thinks after he swabbed his decks he has drink out of his personalized beer mug.

                                                Again true. DoF says Freddie has named on of his parrots "Lisa"

                                                The person under me lies in awake at night in a cold sweat wondering were the Jimmy Carter, aka the evilest man in America, will strike next.

                                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                                  • Sister Charli
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Jun 2010
                                                    • 1590
                                                    #1798
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                                    The person under me lies in awake at night in a cold sweat wondering were the Jimmy Carter, aka the evilest man in America, will strike next.
                                                    TRUE.

                                                    The person under me thinks it is NO coincidence that Jimmy Carter's initials are JC.
                                                    2 Chronicles 7:14
                                                    14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78556
                                                        #1799
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                                                        The person under me thinks it is NO coincidence that Jimmy Carter's initials are JC.
                                                        True, because satan loves to mock.


                                                        The person under me is expecting his Custom 2011 Escalade to be delivered any day now (thank you Jesus).
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Disciple Luke
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Aug 2010
                                                            • 165
                                                            #1800
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            The person under me is expecting his Custom 2011 Escalade to be delivered any day now (thank you Jesus).
                                                            TRUE. Because Jesus helps those who help themselves.

                                                            The 2011 escapade delivered to Pastor Zeke will not have all the manufacturing faults and the required customary recall notices that 99% do.

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