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  • NightwishDweeb
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Sep 2010
    • 14
    #1891
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    The person below me also can tell baseless, atheist slander of a Godly Christian woman like O'Donnell when he or she sees it.
    false

    the person below me thinks i will go to hell and i will be raped by faggott priests all day every day just because i know how computer works

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552
        #1892
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by NightwishFan View Post

        the person below me thinks i will go to hell and i will be raped by faggott priests all day every day just because i know how computer works
        False. I KNOW that you will go to hell, not because you understand the workings of a computer (God gave you that knowledge), but because you are an unrepentant godmocker.



        The person under me gets a hair cut from his private barber every other Saturday like clockwork.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267
            #1893
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            The person under me gets a hair cut from his private barber every other Saturday like clockwork.
            True. He is a very nice fellow, a bit weird but nice



            The person below me gets a pedicure every Saturday.
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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996
                #1894
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                True. He is a very nice fellow, a bit weird but nice



                The person below me gets a pedicure every Saturday.
                False! I've never been a pedophile, and thus do not need pedocure treatments. Besides, castration seems the way to go on that; puts a stop to it right quick.

                The person below me does not believe in the Rapture, but thinks instead we must establish Christ's theocratic kingdom on Earth through Christian Reconstruction, which must include eventual elimination of all false religions.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Sister Charli
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 1590
                    #1895
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    The person below me does not believe in the Rapture, but thinks instead we must establish Christ's theocratic kingdom on Earth through Christian Reconstruction, which must include eventual elimination of all false religions.
                    Oh sweet Jesus NO. I can not wait for the rapture. While I would love to see all repent from their worship of false gods, it is up to the individual. God brings me to a point whereby I can witness to these folk but they must personally choose to follow Him.


                    NEXT: The person below me believes that muslims will get 72 virgins each if they strap explosives to themselves and blow themselves up for Allah.
                    2 Chronicles 7:14
                    14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996
                        #1896
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                        Oh sweet Jesus NO. I can not wait for the rapture. While I would love to see all repent from their worship of false gods, it is up to the individual. God brings me to a point whereby I can witness to these folk but they must personally choose to follow Him.


                        NEXT: The person below me believes that muslims will get 72 virgins each if they strap explosives to themselves and blow themselves up for Allah.
                        TRUE! But it only works if they are certain not to kill anyone else; they should do it as a nonviolent protest. In mass. In fact, if they can convince 200 or more others to join them out in the desert for a Blow-A-Thon, they get 125 virgins! What a deal!

                        The person below me agrees with Christine O'Donnell that teaching kindergarteners that they should report it if adults touch them inappropriately will destroy their natural modesty and make them targets for pedophiles.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552
                            #1897
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                            NEXT: The person below me believes that muslims will get 72 virgins each if they strap explosives to themselves and blow themselves up for Allah.
                            False. This is a common misreading of the Koran. It actually says that any islamofascist who blows himself up for Allah (piss be upon him) will be rewarded in paradise with one 72 year old virgin.


                            The person under me has been sharpening his servant's skills in hunting witches, in anticipation of the upcoming witch hunting season.....Because their kills count on my tally.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996
                                #1898
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                False. This is a common misreading of the Koran. It actually says that any islamofascist who blows himself up for Allah (piss be upon him) will be rewarded in paradise with one 72 year old virgin.


                                The person under me has been sharpening his servant's skills in hunting witches, in anticipation of the upcoming witch hunting season.....Because their kills count on my tally.
                                False, but Helen and I will be working as a team.

                                The person under me knows that Pediabear is an innocent and charming toy.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                  • Sister Charli
                                    True Christian™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jun 2010
                                    • 1590
                                    #1899
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                    The person under me knows that Pediabear is an innocent and charming toy.
                                    Well of course. That is why Youth Pastor Levi got Felicity those lovely basketball shoes and Rev Jim got her those undies.

                                    NEXT: The person under me loves eating his wife's pie.
                                    2 Chronicles 7:14
                                    14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                                      • James Dewitt
                                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                        • Jan 2010
                                        • 6267
                                        #1900
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post

                                        NEXT: The person under me loves eating his wife's pie.
                                        True, true oh how true, I love to eat my sweet Phebe's pie, Sister BIG's is darn good as well. I am standing in line to try Sister BTB's from what I understand its heavenly.

                                        The person below me might have claimed other peoples witch kills from last year. This year I am tagging mine!

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                                          • Sister Charli
                                            True Christian™
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Jun 2010
                                            • 1590
                                            #1901
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                                            True, true oh how true, I love to eat my sweet Phebe's pie, Sister BIG's is darn good as well. I am standing in line to try Sister BTB's from what I understand its heavenly.

                                            The person below me might have claimed other peoples witch kills from last year. This year I am tagging mine!
                                            OH My goodness Brother James .... you sure do have an appetite for pie.

                                            As for the witch hunt ... I am 50/50 re last year's results.

                                            NEXT: The person under me wonders how Jesus turned the water into wine at the wedding and wishes they could do the same.
                                            2 Chronicles 7:14
                                            14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78552
                                                #1902
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                                                The person below me might have claimed other peoples witch kills from last year. This year I am tagging mine!
                                                False, since I don't count my servants as people, per Freehold City Ordinance Chapter 5, section 3:49.



                                                The person under me suffers from false pride, and believes himself to be superior in some way to a True Christian(tm) Pastor.
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Bobby-Joe
                                                    Landover Security Superviser
                                                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 18405
                                                    #1903
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    False, since I don't count my servants as people, per Freehold City Ordinance Chapter 5, section 3:49.



                                                    The person under me suffers from false pride, and believes himself to be superior in some way to a True Christian™ Pastor.
                                                    FALSE!

                                                    How many times Pastor have I refused your offer to go down on me and pray with me to Christ? As I said it is just not right.

                                                    The person below me rejoices that Don't Ask, Don't Tell is still in effect keep or nations military free of immoral perverts.

                                                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                                      • Higgins
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Jul 2010
                                                        • 314
                                                        #1904
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        True.

                                                        The person below me has seen the film "Deliverance".
                                                        Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

                                                        Numbers 35:19: The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.

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                                                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                            Honorary True Christian™
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • May 2008
                                                            • 13996
                                                            #1905
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Higgins View Post
                                                            True.

                                                            The person below me has seen the film "Deliverance".
                                                            True! And I was shocked to see that it had nothing to do with Salvation(tm) and deliverance from temptation, and instead was about hillbillies raping fat piggies.

                                                            The person below me has tasted Widow Helen's pie and found that, while tasty, it is not so juicy as Sister Phebe's pie. (In fact, somewhat dry.)
                                                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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