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  • Jo Freddie
    Unsaved trash
    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #1801
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Disciple Luke View Post
    TRUE. Because Jesus helps those who help themselves.

    The 2011 escapade delivered to Pastor Zeke will not have all the manufacturing faults and the required customary recall notices that 99% do.
    False, He will be convinced it is possessed by the "devil" due to all the trouble is causes him.

    The person below me can not understand the fixation that Lisa has with me and needs to explain to her that I am not in the slightest bit interested in her. (though going by the other "men" around here maybe it is understandable)
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    • Lisa H
      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 5070

      #1802
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      False, He will be convinced it is possessed by the "devil" due to all the trouble is causes him.

      The person below me can not understand the fixation that Lisa has with me and needs to explain to her that I am not in the slightest bit interested in her. (though going by the other "men" around here maybe it is understandable)
      False. I do not have fixation for you.

      The person below me knows what a pain pasta boy can be.
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • Jo Freddie
        Unsaved trash
        Hateful God mocking pirate
        • Apr 2009
        • 6339

        #1803
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
        The person below me knows what a pain pasta boy can be.
        False, for all I do is explain the Truth and ask you to look within yourselves.
        The person below is at a loss to explain where Lisa thinks I feel anything for her when I have made it VERY clear in the past that I am VERY happy with my life partner.
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        May my Sauce be with you!
        Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
        Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
        The Loose Canon - HTML version
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        • Disciple Luke
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2010
          • 165

          #1804
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          The person below is at a loss to explain where Lisa thinks I feel anything for her when I have made it VERY clear in the past that I am VERY happy with my life partner.
          FALSE. It appears to me that your life pasta is macaroni.

          The person below me loves Jesus with all their heart and all their soul.

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          • Sister Charli
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 1590

            #1805
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Disciple Luke View Post
            The person below me loves Jesus with all their heart and all their soul.
            Oh yes. That would be me. Praise God.

            The person below me thinks that Barrack Obama is a christian.
            2 Chronicles 7:14
            14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #1806
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
              Oh yes. That would be me. Praise God.

              The person below me thinks that Barrack Obama is a christian.
              FALSE Obama grandfather was a Muslim.

              The person under me views Glen Beck as the white Malcolm X.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • Disciple Luke
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2010
                • 165

                #1807
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                The person under me views Glen Beck as the white Malcolm X.
                Are you kidding me? Isn't he a mormon?

                The person under me thinks Australia deserves a female lesbian atheist Prime Minister.

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                • CyberYahweh
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2010
                  • 161

                  #1808
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  True, I'd love to see such a blight inflicted upon Ozztralia - that, or locusts.

                  The person below me practiced complete abstinence up until his/her wedding was consummated.
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                  • Viggo B. Kristoffersen
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 492

                    #1809
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Disciple Luke View Post
                    Are you kidding me? Isn't he a mormon?

                    The person under me thinks Australia deserves a female lesbian atheist Prime Minister.
                    (Oops too slow)

                    FALSE. Not even Australia deserves pure evil as you describe it, even though I think it would have the same effect on that terrible country as lightening a match in hell.

                    The person below me have been to his/her praying closet ceveral hours today because of a sin he/she would like to share with us.


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                    Praise our faithful Landover Baptist women

                    Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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                    • Annie1
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 132

                      #1810
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      False. I've been in the prayer closet but I have to go there for many hours a day as part of my normal routine.

                      The person below me looooves lemon meringue pie!
                      Girls for God

                      Ephesians 5:22

                      Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405

                        #1811
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Annie1 View Post
                        False. I've been in the prayer closet but I have to go there for many hours a day as part of my normal routine.

                        The person below me looooves lemon meringue pie!
                        TRUE, even the best TRUE Christians(tm) have their wild side.

                        The person below me joined Beck in tears over his inspirational speech last Saturday at the Lincoln Memorial.

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                        Hot Must ReadThreads!


                        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                        • Didymus Much
                          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 14079

                          #1812
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          The person below me joined Beck in tears over his inspirational speech last Saturday at the Lincoln Memorial.
                          True. We were both expressing our feelings over the gullibility of the American voter, but mine were not tears of joy.

                          The person below me is going to roll a huge joint and watch 1984 again.

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #1813
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            True. We were both expressing our feelings over the gullibility of the American voter, but mine were not tears of joy.

                            The person below me is going to roll a huge joint and watch 1984 again.
                            False. You tape and mud a joint, you don't roll the paint on until after you can no longer see the joint.

                            Nothing worse than amateur remodelers.

                            The person below me is terrified that Glenn Beck is working to set up a Mormon theocracy in the US.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #1814
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              False: Terror is a little too strong for something that's never going to happen.

                              The person below me went swimming today:
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Sister Charli
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 1590

                                #1815
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                The person below me went swimming today:
                                TRUE and as I dunked my head under I could feel my sins being washed away by the blood of Jesus.

                                The person below me loves the book of Revelations.
                                2 Chronicles 7:14
                                14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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