[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Next: The person below me is looking forward to the Friday night Bible Study group!

True! I always look forward to my Friday Night Young Men's Prayer Group. We spend each and every Friday night rebuking strippers at "Don's Starlite Club" over in Des Moines. Instead of paying for sinful "lap dances," we pay for private prayer circles.



The person below me has a gravy spigot installed in his living room.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True! I always look forward to my Friday Night Young Men's Prayer Group. We spend each and every Friday night rebuking strippers at "Don's Starlite Club" over in Des Moines. Instead of paying for sinful "lap dances," we pay for private prayer circles.



The person below me has a gravy spigot installed in his living room.

False
The person under me knows why Zekie boy chose to ignore Jimmy's question, and call tell us what colour Zekie's car is.

[James Dewitt]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me knows which idiot with the red car opened their door carelessly and dinged my Rolls when I was parked outside the CVS Pharmacy on Exodus Ave/10th St this Tuesday around 4 pm.

Yes I do here is a clue. She lives next door to Cranky. Old lady Johnson should be removed from the road. With a little luck and a strong prayer maybe Jesus will kill her and send her to hell.

The person below me has a gravy spigot installed in his living room.

False, I had it put in my man cave right next to the tap of Rochefort 10 beer.

The person below me is mad because the 33 Catlik miners got out alive. God missed an easy stoning opportunity there.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Yes I do here is a clue. She lives next door to Cranky. Old lady Johnson should be removed from the road. With a little luck and a strong prayer maybe Jesus will kill her and send her to hell.



False, I had it put in my man cave right next to the tap of Rochefort 10 beer.

The person below me is mad because the 33 Catlik miners got out alive. God missed an easy stoning opportunity there.

False.
The person below me will tell us what colour Zekie boys car is.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False.
The person below me will tell us what colour Zekie boys car is.

True: it's black do you not understand that this was not a true/false question and it seems that we already know whose vehicle it was

Next: The person below me thinks Jo Freddie is a perfect example of what a high-carb diet does to your brain faculties.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True: it's black do you not understand that this was not a true/false question and it seems that we already know whose vehicle it was

You could have chosen to answer false and not told us.

Next: The person below me thinks Jo Freddie is a perfect example of what a high-carb diet does to your brain faculties.

False as I have a balanced diet.
The person below me lets others do their thinking for them.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

FALSE! I let ONE other do my thinking for me. His name is Jesus.

The person below me lets their spaghetti dinner do their thinking for them.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

FALSE! I let ONE other do my thinking for me. His name is Jesus.

The person below me lets their spaghetti dinner do their thinking for them.

FALSE!! Heck no, we don't even eat spaghetti or other types of wop food in our home!

The person below me is already starting to prepare for Thanksgiving.

[Annie1]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True! But we've been preparing for a while now. This year we raised our very own turkey!

The person below me loves football.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True! But we've been preparing for a while now. This year we raised our very own turkey!

The person below me loves football.

True I must confess. (The authentic original 'football' - the one you use your feet in, not the misnamed adaptation of rugby you know in God's favourite country.)

My country narrowly lost to World Champions Spain the other night. Which shows He really does hate Scotland.

The person below me rarely spares the rod for female misdemeanors and only double parks when Christs calls them to do so.

[David Micheal]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True I must confess. (The authentic original 'football' - the one you use your feet in, not the misnamed adaptation of rugby you know in God's favourite country.)

My country narrowly lost to World Champions Spain the other night. Which shows He really does hate Scotland.

The person below me rarely spares the rod for female misdemeanors and only double parks when Christs calls them to do so.

Very True.

The person below me is a homer.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Very True.

The person below me is a homer.

False!

The person below me is a SLUT. *as in someone with a subscription to the magazine*

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False!

The person below me is a SLUT. *as in someone with a subscription to the magazine*

True! I am, and I do (Save Lives and Unsaved Trash), mainly through posting the truth on this forum. Billy Bob said if I am good he will let me read the magazines, and if not he will wrap them around an oar and beat me with it.

The person below me dreams about the crucifixion of Jesus every night.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True! I am, and I do (Save Lives and Unsaved Trash), mainly through posting the truth on this forum. Billy Bob said if I am good he will let me read the magazines, and if not he will wrap them around an oar and beat me with it.

The person below me dreams about the crucifixion of Jesus every night.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

True! The Passion of Jesus getting nailed is on my mind continually. The pounding, the screams, the hard wood, the dripping fluids . . .

How anyone can watch "The Passion of the Christ" and NOT become a Christian, I do not know!



The person below me has never had the pleasure of seeing The Passion of the Christ in 3-D.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True! The Passion of Jesus getting nailed is on my mind continually. The pounding, the screams, the hard wood, the dripping fluids . . .

How anyone can watch "The Passion of the Christ" and NOT become a Christian, I do not know!



The person below me has never had the pleasure of seeing The Passion of the Christ in 3-D.

False! I saw it nineteen times in 3-D at the Freehold IMAX.

The person below me sees evidence of God in the way a toilet operates, something which atheists take for granted and science can't explain.