[Cranky Old Man]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me gets the heebie-jeebies whenever they see a black cat.

False, I just use them for target practice.

The person below me hopes God will smite down Steve Jobs real soon now.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False, I just use them for target practice.

The person below me hopes God will smite down Steve Jobs real soon now.

TRUE! The sooner the better . . . but right after he leaves half of his money to Landover, and the other half to a certain small congregation in North Salem, Indiana.

The person below me has never engaged in any form of sodomy (heterosexual or otherwise).

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

TRUE! The sooner the better . . . but right after he leaves half of his money to Landover, and the other half to a certain small congregation in North Salem, Indiana.

The person below me has never engaged in any form of sodomy (heterosexual or otherwise).

Absolutely NOT. As it has been pointed out next to Pastor Zeke I am the most NOT gay man at Landover! GLORY!

The person below me is predicting a terrorist attack soon from Al Quida in Des Monies, Iowa do the liberal and permissive nature of that city.

[James Dewitt]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me is predicting a terrorist attack soon from Al Quida in Des Monies, Iowa do the liberal and permissive nature of that city.

True within the next two months. Yesterday I witness three rag heads buying fertilizer.

The person below me has passed off frozen pie crusts as their own

[Lisa H]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True within the next two months. Yesterday I witness three rag heads buying fertilizer.

The person below me has passed off frozen pie crusts as their own

False. Why would I do that.

The person below me is wondering why the men are having a fascination over frozen pies.

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. Why would I do that.

The person below me is wondering why the men are having a fascination over frozen pies.

False. Since I haven't been sneaking around in the Men's Only section of the forum, I wouldn't know anything about that.

The person below me finds that body modification is an excellent aid to giving up masturbation and thereby preventing blindness and eternal damnation.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. Since I haven't been sneaking around in the Men's Only section of the forum, I wouldn't know anything about that.

The person below me finds that body modification is an excellent aid to giving up masturbation and thereby preventing blindness and eternal damnation.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

False. I never started masturbating, and have no idea why I have that ex-Masturbator badge.

The person below me used to masturbate furiously using Vick's Vap-O-Rub.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I never started masturbating, and have no idea why I have that ex-Masturbator badge.

The person below me used to masturbate furiously using Vick's Vap-O-Rub.

False. It was an upper thigh injury that had to be treated and no bengay was in the house, from having to run to Bakers Square the kitchen to make a pie before James returned home.

The person below me watches German teapot pornography for judgement purposes only.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me watches German teapot pornography for judgement purposes only.

I have no idea what German teapot pornography is.

The person below me will be attending the Rally to Restore Sanity

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

I have no idea what German teapot pornography is.

The person below me will be attending the Rally to Restore Sanity

(I am surprised you are not an authority on German teapot pornography.)

False. Who needs sanity when you have Jesus!

The person below me actually thought Jo Freddie was gone for good this time.

[James Dewitt]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me actually thought Jo Freddie was gone for good this time.

True oh how true, I prayed so had my knees bled. I guess Jesus made him come back so we can help him.

The person below me likes to be under men.

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True oh how true, I prayed so had my knees bled. I guess Jesus made him come back so we can help him.

The person below me likes to be under men.

True! That is my rightful place in society!

The person below me has a purse for every pair of shoes in her closet.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[Annie1]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True! And a hat.

The person below me loves wearing a classic pearl necklace.

[Levi Jones]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me loves wearing a classic pearl necklace.

False. Paul is against pearl necklaces.

1 Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;

I could give you a peal necklace, but you couldn't go around wearing it.

The person below me is celebrating the nine year anniversary of the invasion of Afghanistan.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. Paul is against pearl necklaces.

I fully expect Paul would also have been against ZZ Topp.

I could give you a pearl necklace, but you couldn't go around wearing it.

Does she want a pearl necklace, Brother?

The person below me is celebrating the nine year anniversary of the invasion of Afghanistan.

Has it been that long?!

Goodness, it has . . . TRUE! But I'm mourning the fact that Afghanistan is STILL not a Christian nation. How long can an ethnic cleansing TAKE, anyway?

The person below me is ticked off that President Hussein Obama has continued to encourage the spread of Islamofascism throughout the world.