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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22373

    #1936
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    The person under me gets the heebie-jeebies whenever they see a black cat.
    False, I just use them for target practice.

    The person below me hopes God will smite down Steve Jobs real soon now.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #1937
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      False, I just use them for target practice.

      The person below me hopes God will smite down Steve Jobs real soon now.
      TRUE! The sooner the better . . . but right after he leaves half of his money to Landover, and the other half to a certain small congregation in North Salem, Indiana.

      The person below me has never engaged in any form of sodomy (heterosexual or otherwise).
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #1938
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        TRUE! The sooner the better . . . but right after he leaves half of his money to Landover, and the other half to a certain small congregation in North Salem, Indiana.

        The person below me has never engaged in any form of sodomy (heterosexual or otherwise).
        Absolutely NOT. As it has been pointed out next to Pastor Zeke I am the most NOT gay man at Landover! GLORY!

        The person below me is predicting a terrorist attack soon from Al Quida in Des Monies, Iowa do the liberal and permissive nature of that city.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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        • James Dewitt
          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
          • Jan 2010
          • 6267

          #1939
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
          The person below me is predicting a terrorist attack soon from Al Quida in Des Monies, Iowa do the liberal and permissive nature of that city.
          True within the next two months. Yesterday I witness three rag heads buying fertilizer.

          The person below me has passed off frozen pie crusts as their own

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          • Lisa H
            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 5070

            #1940
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
            True within the next two months. Yesterday I witness three rag heads buying fertilizer.

            The person below me has passed off frozen pie crusts as their own
            False. Why would I do that.

            The person below me is wondering why the men are having a fascination over frozen pies.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • Cindy Lou Jenkins
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2010
              • 238

              #1941
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
              False. Why would I do that.

              The person below me is wondering why the men are having a fascination over frozen pies.
              False. Since I haven't been sneaking around in the Men's Only section of the forum, I wouldn't know anything about that.

              The person below me finds that body modification is an excellent aid to giving up masturbation and thereby preventing blindness and eternal damnation.

              (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
              1 Corinthians 11:3
              But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Property of Billy Bob Jenkins

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #1942
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Cindy Lou Jenkins View Post
                False. Since I haven't been sneaking around in the Men's Only section of the forum, I wouldn't know anything about that.

                The person below me finds that body modification is an excellent aid to giving up masturbation and thereby preventing blindness and eternal damnation.

                (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
                False. I never started masturbating, and have no idea why I have that ex-Masturbator badge.

                The person below me used to masturbate furiously using Vick's Vap-O-Rub.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Phebe Carlyle
                  GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                  Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 2604

                  #1943
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  False. I never started masturbating, and have no idea why I have that ex-Masturbator badge.

                  The person below me used to masturbate furiously using Vick's Vap-O-Rub.
                  False. It was an upper thigh injury that had to be treated and no bengay was in the house, from having to run to Bakers Square the kitchen to make a pie before James returned home.

                  The person below me watches German teapot pornography for judgement purposes only.




                  There's Jesus here,
                  Just see what He offers me....
                  Down here my sins forgiven,
                  Up there a home in heaven
                  Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                  • Jo Freddie
                    Unsaved trash
                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 6339

                    #1944
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                    The person below me watches German teapot pornography for judgement purposes only.
                    I have no idea what German teapot pornography is.

                    The person below me will be attending the Rally to Restore Sanity
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                    The Loose Canon - HTML version
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                    North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
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                    • Billy Bob Jenkins
                      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                      Hates anal sex. And trees.
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 8337

                      #1945
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      I have no idea what German teapot pornography is.

                      The person below me will be attending the Rally to Restore Sanity
                      (I am surprised you are not an authority on German teapot pornography.)

                      False. Who needs sanity when you have Jesus!

                      The person below me actually thought Jo Freddie was gone for good this time.
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                      • James Dewitt
                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 6267

                        #1946
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                        The person below me actually thought Jo Freddie was gone for good this time.
                        True oh how true, I prayed so had my knees bled. I guess Jesus made him come back so we can help him.

                        The person below me likes to be under men.

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                        • Cindy Lou Jenkins
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 238

                          #1947
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                          True oh how true, I prayed so had my knees bled. I guess Jesus made him come back so we can help him.

                          The person below me likes to be under men.
                          True! That is my rightful place in society!

                          The person below me has a purse for every pair of shoes in her closet.

                          (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
                          1 Corinthians 11:3
                          But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                          Property of Billy Bob Jenkins

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                          • Annie1
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 132

                            #1948
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            True! And a hat.

                            The person below me loves wearing a classic pearl necklace.
                            Girls for God

                            Ephesians 5:22

                            Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

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                            • Levi Jones
                              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                               
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 13930

                              #1949
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Annie1 View Post

                              The person below me loves wearing a classic pearl necklace.
                              False. Paul is against pearl necklaces.

                              1 Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;

                              I could give you a peal necklace, but you couldn't go around wearing it.

                              The person below me is celebrating the nine year anniversary of the invasion of Afghanistan.
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996

                                #1950
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                False. Paul is against pearl necklaces.
                                I fully expect Paul would also have been against ZZ Topp.

                                I could give you a pearl necklace, but you couldn't go around wearing it.
                                Does she want a pearl necklace, Brother?

                                The person below me is celebrating the nine year anniversary of the invasion of Afghanistan.
                                Has it been that long?!

                                Goodness, it has . . . TRUE! But I'm mourning the fact that Afghanistan is STILL not a Christian nation. How long can an ethnic cleansing TAKE, anyway?

                                The person below me is ticked off that President Hussein Obama has continued to encourage the spread of Islamofascism throughout the world.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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