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  • #2056
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    The person below me has lived in an apartment so small that there wasn't room to swing a cat . . . and knows from experience.
    True, it was not a great experiance at all.

    The person below me will more than likely either mock me for being "unsaved trash" or make some crazy connection about me being said trash and the fact that I've lived in an extremely small apartment before.
    Let us therefore, as many as be perfect, be thus minded: and if in any thing ye be otherwise minded, God shall reveal even this unto you. Philippians 3:15

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    • #2057
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Geoffman View Post
      The person below me will more than likely either mock me for being "unsaved trash" or make some crazy connection about me being said trash and the fact that I've lived in an extremely small apartment before.
      False.

      The person under me is having coffee with Sarah Palin this afternoon.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #2058
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        False.

        The person under me is having coffee with Sarah Palin this afternoon.
        False. She'd probably quit halfway through anyway.

        The person below me is pleasantly surprised to see that James DeWitt is alive and well! (But confused why James was not to be found in his Man Cave last night, where he said he was, when in fact that wing of the house was cold.)
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • #2059
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          The person below me is pleasantly surprised to see that James DeWitt is alive and well! (But confused why James was not to be found in his Man Cave last night, where he said he was, when in fact that wing of the house was cold.)
          False, it did indeed seem as if he went to Heaven but it seems he has to suffer on Earth some more.

          The person below me is also curious when Marco Rubio is going to announce his candidacy for president of the United States.
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • #2060
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post

            The person below me is also curious when Marco Rubio is going to announce his candidacy for president of the United States.
            True, I am indeed waiting, not sure I can vote for a Cuban beaner.


            The person below me knows what happened to my Man Cave

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            • #2061
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
              True, I am indeed waiting, not sure I can vote for a Cuban beaner.


              The person below me knows what happened to my Man Cave
              False, but I'm as curious as you are!

              The person below me has actually SEEN James in person since his return.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • #2062
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                False, but I'm as curious as you are!

                The person below me has actually SEEN James in person since his return.
                False, but I'm glad he's fine.

                The person below me gets sick everytime they see someone being a blasphamer.

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                • #2063
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  The person below me has actually SEEN James in person since his return.
                  True, we had a drink together today.

                  The person below me thinks Chris Coons will be struck down by lightning real soon now.
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • #2064
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    True, we had a drink together today.

                    The person below me thinks Chris Coons will be struck down by lightning real soon now.
                    True, because I am praying for it.

                    The person below me has been cursed with too many daughters and not enough sons, but can't for the life of them figure out what they have done wrong.
                    1 Corinthians 11:3
                    But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Property of Billy Bob Jenkins

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                    • #2065
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by Cindy Lou Jenkins View Post
                      True, because I am praying for it.

                      The person below me has been cursed with too many daughters and not enough sons, but can't for the life of them figure out what they have done wrong.
                      False, I'm a bachelor still. I thought I'd found the woman of my dreams, but it seems she may not be entirely available.

                      The person above me wrote a post not approved by her husband. The person below me wonders if Billy Bob refudiates that post?
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • #2066
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        False, I'm a bachelor still. I thought I'd found the woman of my dreams, but it seems she may not be entirely available.

                        The person above me wrote a post not approved by her husband. The person below me wonders if Billy Bob refudiates that post?
                        False. Since I am Billy Bob I know very well whether or not I refudiate that post. (Don't I? )

                        The person below me will pray for Cindy Lou to give up her deceitful campaign to hurt Jesus and her husband by making the above post without permission while I beat her unconscious with this rusty piece of rebar I found in the yard.
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                        • #2067
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                          False. Since I am Billy Bob I know very well whether or not I refudiate that post. (Don't I? )

                          The person below me will pray for Cindy Lou to give up her deceitful campaign to hurt Jesus and her husband by making the above post without permission while I beat her unconscious with this rusty piece of rebar I found in the yard.
                          True.

                          The person below me believes that Germany still has too many Joos.

                          (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
                          1 Corinthians 11:3
                          But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                          Property of Billy Bob Jenkins

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                          • #2068
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Cindy Lou Jenkins View Post
                            True.

                            The person below me believes that Germany still has too many Joos.

                            (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
                            True, but they can be saved if they tithe enough money.

                            The person below me thinks that there are too many mudslimes in the world.

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                            • #2069
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                              True, but they can be saved if they tithe enough money.

                              The person below me thinks that there are too many mudslimes in the world.
                              Very true, there shouldn't be any.

                              The person below me voted Republican this year.

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                              • #2070
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by David Micheal View Post
                                Very true, there shouldn't be any.

                                The person below me voted Republican this year.
                                True. I voted exactly as my husband instructed me to.

                                The person below me has met a real atheist in person before, not just on the internet, and lived to tell the tale.

                                (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
                                1 Corinthians 11:3
                                But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                Property of Billy Bob Jenkins

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