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  • Phebe Carlyle
    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 2604

    #2026
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    False! I saw it nineteen times in 3-D at the Freehold IMAX.

    The person below me sees evidence of God in the way a toilet operates, something which atheists take for granted and science can't explain.
    TRUE. Even though I do have an inferior female mind, I still ponder and contemplate this for hours on end. Atheists however tend to take everything for granted and just say "science did it".

    The person below me owns a hybrid car.




    There's Jesus here,
    Just see what He offers me....
    Down here my sins forgiven,
    Up there a home in heaven
    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #2027
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
      TRUE. Even though I do have an inferior female mind, I still ponder and contemplate this for hours on end. Atheists however tend to take everything for granted and just say "science did it".

      The person below me owns a hybrid car.
      True!

      My Hummer is actually a tank-Hummer hybrid.



      Want good traction on an icy Indiana cobblestone road? Try this puppy!

      The person below me wishes he had a ride as nice as mine.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Cindy Lou Jenkins
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 238

        #2028
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        True!

        My Hummer is actually a tank-Hummer hybrid.



        Want good traction on an icy Indiana cobblestone road? Try this puppy!

        The person below me wishes he had a ride as nice as mine.
        False. I would only get myself arrested and injure and kill innocent standers by.

        The person below me is addicted to his wife's sticky, chunky pie.
        1 Corinthians 11:3
        But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Property of Billy Bob Jenkins

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        • Jo Freddie
          Unsaved trash
          Hateful God mocking pirate
          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #2029
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by Cindy Lou Jenkins View Post
          The person below me is addicted to his wife's sticky, chunky pie.
          False, my partners finest sweet creation is baklava.

          The person below me has been trying to get paid in Yen not Dollars..
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          • Phebe Carlyle
            GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
            Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 2604

            #2030
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            False, my partners finest sweet creation is baklava.

            The person below me has been trying to get paid in Yen not Dollars..
            FALSE. Most of my money is still in AU and my salary is still paid in AU and I am a happy camper right now.

            The person below me eats crappy sickly sweet wop desserts.

            (oh oops, for a minute there I thought this was the person above you game)

            The person below me enjoys a tipple of Butterscotch Schnapps every now and then.




            There's Jesus here,
            Just see what He offers me....
            Down here my sins forgiven,
            Up there a home in heaven
            Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78552

              #2031
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
              The person below me enjoys a tipple of Butterscotch Schnapps every now and then.
              False. I don't go for the sweet lady drinks. I stick with single malt Scotch. (Here's a hint for all you True Christians(tm) doing you Christmas shopping: Any of THESE will do for your favorite pastor!)



              The person below me wastes their time watching pornographic filth on Youtube.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Jo Freddie
                Unsaved trash
                Hateful God mocking pirate
                • Apr 2009
                • 6339

                #2032
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                False. I don't go for the sweet lady drinks. I stick with single malt Scotch. (Here's a hint for all you True Christians™ doing you Christmas shopping: Any of THESE will do for your favorite pastor!)



                The person below me wastes their time watching pornographic filth on Youtube.
                False: Much better places to get pornographic filth should you so wish.

                The person below me thinks that the alleged actions of the senior pastor of New Birth Missionary Baptist Church seem to be par for the course when it comes to senior pastors.
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                • SheepOfGod
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 119

                  #2033
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  ^ I didn't even bother reading what you posted since you are a meatball worshiping tard.




                  The person below me knows how to cook a tastey blueberry pie.
                  GOD HATE FAGS
                  Athiesm is a form of mental illness that should be treated immediately.

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                  • Jo Freddie
                    Unsaved trash
                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 6339

                    #2034
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by SheepOfGod View Post
                    The person below me knows how to cook a tastey blueberry pie.
                    False as I am not partial to blueberries

                    As the Sheep does not have the manners of even the true christians, and is unable to follow simple rules I will ask again:

                    The person below me thinks that the alleged actions of the senior pastor of New Birth Missionary Baptist Church seem to be par for the course when it comes to senior pastors.
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                    • Lycia The Repentant
                      Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                      Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 2019

                      #2035
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      If you mean allegedly rebuking sinners and helping to save souls for Jesus, then I think the answer is TRUE!

                      The person below me knows that seeks are mooslim wizards.
                      "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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                      • Jo Freddie
                        Unsaved trash
                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339

                        #2036
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Lycra The Repentant View Post
                        If you mean allegedly rebuking sinners and helping to save souls for Jesus, then I think the answer is TRUE!

                        The person below me knows that seeks are mooslim wizards.
                        False - I am not that stupid

                        Originally posted by Ruben Armstrong
                        Bishop Long has teamed up with the devil and he needs to resign. He is using the word of God to allegedly manipulate young men of his church for his own homosexual use.
                        So the person below me thinks you rebuke sinners and save souls by teaming up with the devil and manipulating young men for your own homosexual use?
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                        • Lycia The Repentant
                          Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                          Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 2019

                          #2037
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          The person ABOVE me needs to stop getting their news from lieberal media sources.

                          FALSE

                          The person below me thinks Chef Boyarfreddie needs to eat a more balanced diet. A poorly balanced diet can sometimes cause frightening delusions.
                          "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                          An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                          Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                          My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                          Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                          An Open Question to All false christians.

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #2038
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                            The person ABOVE me needs to stop getting their news from lieberal media sources.

                            FALSE

                            The person below me thinks Chef Boyarfreddie needs to eat a more balanced diet. A poorly balanced diet can sometimes cause frightening delusions.
                            TRUE!

                            The person below me knows that Bishop Long John was not a True Christian(tm), as proven by the lack of an entry for him in Landover's Book of True Christian(tm) Life.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • SheepOfGod
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 119

                              #2039
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              I sure do know that and that all catholics are hellbound sinners.


                              The person below me is saveing their self till mairage
                              GOD HATE FAGS
                              Athiesm is a form of mental illness that should be treated immediately.

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                              • Felicity
                                As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                                True Christian™
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 4834

                                #2040
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                @SheepOfGod True!

                                The person below me loves Jesus even more on Sundays!
                                I Jesus!

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