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  • Lycia The Repentant
    Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
    Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 2019

    #2116
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    FALSE! My prayer closet was built by the previous Pastor, and it has a little window facing east because he liked to greet the sunrise and be reminded of God's promise daily.



    I'll thank you to stay out of my prayer closet, young lady!

    The person below me has no idea how Sister Lycia found her way to my home in Indiana to investigate the orientation of my prayer closet, and thinks the DOF needs to ask her a few questions.
    FALSE! The DoF doesn't need to concern itself with a harmless woman like myself.

    The poster below me thinks Rev. Rodimer doth protest too much. Perhaps the DoF could better spend its time "interviewing" him?
    "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #2117
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
      FALSE! The DoF doesn't need to concern itself with a harmless woman like myself.

      The poster below me thinks Rev. Rodimer doth protest too much. Perhaps the DoF could better spend its time "interviewing" him?
      False!

      The person below me thinks Sister Lycia would get all the answers she needs if she visits with Widow Helen.

      She's just dying to have you for dinner, dear.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Scarlet Wynter
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Oct 2010
        • 125

        #2118
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        False!

        The person below me thinks Sister Lycia would get all the answers she needs if she visits with Widow Helen.

        She's just dying to have you for dinner, dear.
        Uh.. true?

        The person below me does NOT believe that prayer really works.

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        • SheepOfGod
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2010
          • 119

          #2119
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Prayer does work.
          Scarlet if you continue on with your athiesm God might just strike you with lightning.



          The person below me has sucesfully converted an athiest to a true Baptist Christian.
          GOD HATE FAGS
          Athiesm is a form of mental illness that should be treated immediately.

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          • Jo Freddie
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            Hateful God mocking pirate
            • Apr 2009
            • 6339

            #2120
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by SheepOfGod View Post
            The person below me has sucesfully converted an athiest to a true Baptist Christian.
            False, I would not turn anyone to a false religion.

            The person below me thinks it is nice that Lycra has got a new hobby, stalking reverends
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            • Scarlet Wynter
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Oct 2010
              • 125

              #2121
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              False, I would not turn anyone to a false religion.

              The person below me thinks it is nice that Lycra has got a new hobby, stalking reverends
              True. It's always fun to watch.

              The person below me secretly reads secular fashion magazines while in their prayer closet.

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              • Lycia The Repentant
                Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 2019

                #2122
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                FALSE! The ONLY thing I've read since I've been Saved© has been the KJV 1611 version (and these forums).

                The person below me wonders who this "Lycra" character Jo Freddie is always talking about is.
                "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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                Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                An Open Question to All false christians.

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                • Scarlet Wynter
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 125

                  #2123
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                  FALSE! The ONLY thing I've read since I've been Saved© has been the KJV 1611 version (and these forums).

                  The person below me wonders who this "Lycra" character Jo Freddie is always talking about is.
                  False. I know exactly who he's talking about.

                  The person below me prays to Mary while in their prayer closet.

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                  • Jo Freddie
                    Unsaved trash
                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 6339

                    #2124
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Scarlet Wynter View Post
                    The person below me prays to Mary while in their prayer closet.
                    False, I do not know Mary nor, as I have made clear before, do I have a prayer closet.

                    The person below thinks that was a feeble attempt on Lycra's part to distract attention from her stalking of the Landover Reverends.
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                    • Lycia The Repentant
                      Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                      Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 2019

                      #2125
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      The person below thinks that was a feeble attempt on Lycra's part to distract attention from her stalking of the Landover Reverends.
                      I don't know if this is true or false Jo Freddie. I've never seen or heard of this "Lycra" you go on and on about, but given your history of having crazy delusions it wouldn't surprise me if she isn't stalking anybody at all.

                      The person below me thinks Jo Freddie is showing an unnatural interest in this "Lycra" person.
                      "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                      An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                      Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                      My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                      Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                      An Open Question to All false christians.

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                      • SheepOfGod
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2010
                        • 119

                        #2126
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        false
                        I 100% support Lycra's actions.



                        The person under me thinks Jo Freddie is a sad sorry excuse for a human being.
                        GOD HATE FAGS
                        Athiesm is a form of mental illness that should be treated immediately.

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                        • Scarlet Wynter
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 125

                          #2127
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by SheepOfGod View Post
                          false
                          I 100% support Lycra's actions.



                          The person under me thinks Jo Freddie is a sad sorry excuse for a human being.
                          False.

                          The person below me likes secular music.

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                          • Jo Freddie
                            Unsaved trash
                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 6339

                            #2128
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Scarlet Wynter View Post
                            False.

                            The person below me likes secular music.
                            True, but then I like lots of Music, not so long back I even went to see a group of Baptwist called Hayseed Dixie

                            The person below me thinks the SheepOfGod has a soft spot for Lycra The Repellent
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                            • Lycia The Repentant
                              Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                              Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 2019

                              #2129
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              The person below me thinks the SheepOfGod has a soft spot for Lycra The Repellent
                              Well, they do 100% support her actions, whoever she is. So I guess the answer is TRUE!

                              The person below me doesn't think this "Lycra" character is repellent at all. I bet loads of people like her, whoever she is.
                              "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                              An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                              Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                              My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                              Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                              An Open Question to All false christians.

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                              • Scarlet Wynter
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Oct 2010
                                • 125

                                #2130
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                True, but then I like lots of Music, not so long back I even went to see a group of Baptwist called Hayseed Dixie

                                The person below me thinks the SheepOfGod has a soft spot for Lycra The Repellent
                                True. I think it's sweet.

                                The person below me worships the devil.

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