[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True. I voted exactly as my husband instructed me to.

The person below me has met a real atheist in person before, not just on the internet, and lived to tell the tale.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

True! I shook hands with one once, before she told me she was an atheist.

A couple of days later, I started having bizarre thoughts. Things like, "Why does Genesis 1 say God created male and female people, but then Genesis 2 brings on Adam and Eve?" And "If lying is wrong, then why did God bless Jacob after he lied and deceived his father to steal Esau's blessing from him?"

I very nearly required an exorcism, friends! Atheism is contagious! DON'T LET THEM TOUCH YOU!

The person below me has found a new and exciting use for chop suey.

[Brother Dick Timothy]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True! I shook hands with one once, before she told me she was an atheist.

A couple of days later, I started having bizarre thoughts. Things like, "Why does Genesis 1 say God created male and female people, but then Genesis 2 brings on Adam and Eve?" And "If lying is wrong, then why did God bless Jacob after he lied and deceived his father to steal Esau's blessing from him?"

I very nearly required an exorcism, friends! Atheism is contagious! DON'T LET THEM TOUCH YOU!

The person below me has found a new and exciting use for chop suey.

False: I still use it to feed the poor and my dogs.

The person below me is a True Christian.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False: I still use it to feed the poor and my dogs.

Why do you hate your dogs?

The person below me is a True Christian.

Yes I am

The person below me believes the rapture will happen this year

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Why do you hate your dogs?


Yes I am

The person below me believes the rapture will happen this year

False. With the Republican takeover of the House, it seems God is once again smiling on America . . . we may have a few more years.

The person below me knows that atheists actually do believe in God, they just pretend He isn't real because they hate Him, or so they can excuse their own sinful deathstyles.

[Imam Rashik]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. With the Republican takeover of the House, it seems God is once again smiling on America . . . we may have a few more years.

The person below me knows that atheists actually do believe in God, they just pretend He isn't real because they hate Him, or so they can excuse their own sinful deathstyles.

True. Atheists know Allah (pbuh) is real.

The person below really wants to read The Holy Quran.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True. Atheists know Allah (pbuh) is real.

The person below really wants to read The Holy Quran.

False. It's almost as boring as most of Numbers.

Um, not that any part of God's Word is boring, mind you!

The person below me drinks camel urine.

[Brother Dick Timothy]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. It's almost as boring as most of Numbers.

The person below me drinks camel urine.

False I am not Muslim or living in the desert.

The person below me loves the Lord with all their heart.

[Scarlet Wynter]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False I am not Muslim or living in the desert.

The person below me loves the Lord with all their heart.

True!

The person below me is obsessed with real vampires.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True!

The person below me is obsessed with real vampires.

False. There is no such thing.

The person below me has seen every episode of True Blood.

[Scarlet Wynter]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. There is no such thing.

The person below me has seen every episode of True Blood.

False. Never seen a single episode.

The person below me has frequent lustful thoughts and cannot lie about it.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. Never seen a single episode.

The person below me has frequent lustful thoughts and cannot lie about it.

Don't think I didn't notice your little trap here, witch.

FALSE! But not in the sense that I have lustful thoughts and lie about it, but in the sense that I do not have lustful thoughts.

The person below me doesn't understand why a certain vampire picked this time to come out of the woodworks. Helloween is over!

[Scarlet Wynter]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Don't think I didn't notice your little trap here, witch.

FALSE! But not in the sense that I have lustful thoughts and lie about it, but in the sense that I do not have lustful thoughts.

The person below me doesn't understand why a certain vampire picked this time to come out of the woodworks. Helloween is over!

True. Mainly because I don't what "vampire" you're talking about. Besides, if Halloween is over, then why is the Halloween forum still up?

The person below is searching for a different faith than Christianity and is afraid to admit it.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True. Mainly because I don't what "vampire" you're talking about. Besides, if Halloween is over, then why is the Halloween forum still up?

The person below is searching for a different faith than Christianity and is afraid to admit it.

FALSE!!

No True Christian(tm) would question his faith in Jesus! How dare you suggest something so depraved and monstrous?!

The person below me thinks Scarlet Wynter is NOT a vampire, just another wannabe.

[Scarlet Wynter]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

FALSE!!

No True Christian™ would question his faith in Jesus! How dare you suggest something so depraved and monstrous?!

The person below me thinks Scarlet Wynter is NOT a vampire, just another wannabe.

That's a tough one. I don't think that I'm a vampire, nor have I claimed to be, which means I'm not a wannabe either.
So, I'll just say false.

The person below me takes life far too seriously to actually enjoy it.

[Brother Dick Timothy]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

That's a tough one. I don't think that I'm a vampire, nor have I claimed to be, which means I'm not a wannabe either.
So, I'll just say false.

The person below me takes life far too seriously to actually enjoy it.

True, life is sacred and should be used to worship the Creator.

The person below me thinks the "vampire" should go back to an emo forum.