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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
    #1306
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
    The person under me is afraid of heights...
    False. I can't wait to get to Heaven (the highest place in the universe!) and I'm not afraid at all.

    I'm actually afraid of depths.


    The person under me likes a 16oz Porterhouse Steak for breakfast every morning.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • fire n brimstone
        Unsaved trash
        • Oct 2009
        • 4
        #1307
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        the person under me thinks female news readers look like very nice girls

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          • Rev. Jim Osborne
            True Christian™ Televangelist
            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 8622
            #1308
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            False. I can't wait to get to Heaven (the highest place in the universe!) and I'm not afraid at all.

            I'm actually afraid of depths.


            The person under me likes a 16oz Porterhouse Steak for breakfast every morning.
            False.

            I like a 32oz!

            The person under me has a cult following on Twitter.

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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                Biblical Black Belt
                Jr. Pastor
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2008
                • 6197
                #1309
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                False. I want nothing to do with cults!

                The person under me isn't exactly sure what "twitter" means...

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                  • FoundGirlJNB
                    Found Sheep
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 351
                    #1310
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                    False. I want nothing to do with cults!

                    The person under me isn't exactly sure what "twitter" means...
                    False. Twitter led me to LBC. True story that!

                    The person under me never quits until they get what they want!
                    Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552
                        #1311
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                        The person under me never quits until they get what they want!
                        True! I am a Warrior for Jesus and I do battle with satan and his minions each and every day, Praise Jesus! I will never relent or retreat an inch until Jesus comes back (like a thief in the night) with a flaming sword sticking out of His loving mouth and slays satan once and for all.


                        The person under me is afraid of spider monkeys.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • JennyD
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Sweet Placid Sister
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 9567
                            #1312
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            True! I am a Warrior for Jesus and I do battle with satan and his minions each and every day, Praise Jesus! I will never relent or retreat an inch until Jesus comes back (like a thief in the night) with a flaming sword sticking out of His loving mouth and slays satan once and for all.


                            The person under me is afraid of spider monkeys.
                            False. I'm also not afraid of spiders OR monkeys.

                            Why, just about the only thing I'm afraid of is the sun . . . you know, because of skin cancer and sunburns and such.

                            The person under me wants to be a vampire!
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                              • Meek and Humble
                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                Biblical Black Belt
                                Jr. Pastor
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 6197
                                #1313
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Absolutely false!

                                The person under me likes those "Twilight" books.

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                                  • Nurse Clampett
                                    Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Jan 2009
                                    • 974
                                    #1314
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                    The person under me likes those "Twilight" books.
                                    False. The only vampires I ever read about are in the joos in the KJV.
                                    The person under me has owned a Jap made car...
                                    Luke 5:31
                                    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                                      • FoundGirlJNB
                                        Found Sheep
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Sep 2009
                                        • 351
                                        #1315
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                                        False. The only vampires I ever read about are in the joos in the KJV.
                                        The person under me has owned a Jap made car...
                                        True. She was my first!

                                        The person under me has owned or still owns a french car!
                                        Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78552
                                            #1316
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                                            True. She was my first!
                                            You should be ashamed of yourself! Do you want the terrorists to win?

                                            Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                                            The person under me has owned or still owns a french car!
                                            False! I have never owned anything French. I don't even eat French cheese! Velveeta(c) (made in America, thank you very much!) was good enough for my grandfather (Pastor Habakkuk
                                            Flint) and it's good enough for me!


                                            The person under me loves a girl who can make a good rabbit casserole.
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • Levi Jones
                                                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                                 
                                                • Jul 2009
                                                • 13930
                                                #1317
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                You should be ashamed of yourself! Do you want the terrorists to win?



                                                False! I have never owned anything French. I don't even eat French cheese! Velveeta© (made in America, thank you very much!) was good enough for my grandfather (Pastor Habakkuk
                                                Flint) and it's good enough for me!


                                                The person under me loves a girl who can make a good rabbit casserole.
                                                False. I'm still a bit shy about eating rabbit since leaving Arizona. Let's just say, Jackrabbits ain't good eatin' any time of year.
                                                Texas hares aren't much better. Worms


                                                The person under me loves Javelina and/or Razorback sausage.
                                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                                  • FoundGirlJNB
                                                    Found Sheep
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Sep 2009
                                                    • 351
                                                    #1318
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                                    False. I'm still a bit shy about eating rabbit since leaving Arizona. Let's just say, Jackrabbits ain't good eatin' any time of year.
                                                    Texas hares aren't much better. Worms


                                                    The person under me loves Javelina and/or Razorback sausage.
                                                    True, but my Christian mentor dietitian advised me to stay away from all kinds of sausages!

                                                    The person under me has never been to the Olive Garden!
                                                    Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78552
                                                        #1319
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                                                        The person under me has never been to the Olive Garden!
                                                        False. I have been to the Olive Garden on Indian Salp Road in Freehold several times with Brother Monty and hif lovely wife Delores. She can knock back the complimentary breadsticks, I can tell you that!


                                                        The person under me is so close to Jesus that they can smell His sweet breath!
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • FoundGirlJNB
                                                            Found Sheep
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Sep 2009
                                                            • 351
                                                            #1320
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            False. I have been to the Olive Garden on Indian Salp Road in Freehold several times with Brother Monty and hif lovely wife Delores. She can knock back the complimentary breadsticks, I can tell you that!


                                                            The person under me is so close to Jesus that they can smell His sweet breath!
                                                            False, but I creep a little closer every day!

                                                            The person under me wishes (s)he lived in biblical times in order to have walked next to Jesus.
                                                            Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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