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  • Meek and Humble
    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
    Biblical Black Belt
    Jr. Pastor
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2008
    • 6197

    #571
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    False, I never went to band camp and I don't catch your drift.

    The person under me doesn't watch HELLywood movies.

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    • immesothere
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Aug 2009
      • 4

      #572
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      the people above me are racist dim witted rednecks who f there mothers lol

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #573
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by immesothere View Post
        the people above me are racist dim witted rednecks who f there mothers lol
        At least we're not inbreds from the UK.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29448

          #574
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
          False, I never went to band camp and I don't catch your drift.

          The person under me doesn't watch HELLywood movies.
          Absolutely. I only watch productions made in one of the Freehold studios, classics like "Lunch with Jesus" or on of the Sister Maria Whitford productions, they are so compelling.

          The person below me knows of no other race of people more illiterate than the brits.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Meek and Humble
            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
            Biblical Black Belt
            Jr. Pastor
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2008
            • 6197

            #575
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            True.

            The person under me can't read.

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            • Nurse Clampett
              Jesus's Favorite Nurse
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2009
              • 974

              #576
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              False.
              The person under me owns an assault rifle.
              Luke 5:31
              And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                Biblical Black Belt
                Jr. Pastor
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2008
                • 6197

                #577
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                False. I own several.

                The person under me worships Satan.

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                • Nurse Clampett
                  Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 974

                  #578
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                  False. I own several.

                  The person under me worships Satan.
                  FALSE!!!
                  The person under me doesn't wear mixed fabrics.
                  Luke 5:31
                  And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                  • Meek and Humble
                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                    Biblical Black Belt
                    Jr. Pastor
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 6197

                    #579
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    True.

                    The person under me doesn't eat shellfish.

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                    • Nurse Clampett
                      Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                      Forum Member
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 974

                      #580
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                      True.

                      The person under me doesn't eat shellfish.
                      Thank Baby Jesus I got here before Professor X could go on about her lover My'Shell!
                      Anyway, true. I refuse to eat anything that carries it's house around.
                      The person under me can do the Moonwalk.
                      Luke 5:31
                      And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197

                        #581
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        False. Christians shouldn't dance.

                        The person under can pull off the moves from Thriller.

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                        • JennyD
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Sweet Placid Sister
                          Forum Member
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 9567

                          #582
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                          False. Christians shouldn't dance.

                          The person under can pull off the moves from Thriller.
                          I thought they generally fell off on their own, being zombies and all.

                          I mean, false. I have never pulled any parts off any person who was a reanimated corpse.

                          The person under me thinks that children should be allowed to work up to 5 hours a day.
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                          • Meek and Humble
                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                            Biblical Black Belt
                            Jr. Pastor
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 6197

                            #583
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            True.

                            The person under me believes Mexicans should be allowed to work up to 20 hours a day.

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                            • JennyD
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Sweet Placid Sister
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 9567

                              #584
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                              True.

                              The person under me believes Mexicans should be allowed to work up to 20 hours a day.
                              False. The word you're looking for is "compelled", Brother!

                              The person under me has personally experienced a terrible burning sensation in a previously-undisclosed location.
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                              • Meek and Humble
                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                Biblical Black Belt
                                Jr. Pastor
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 6197

                                #585
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                False.

                                The person under me radiates with the love of Christ

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