[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False, but I creep a little closer every day!

The person under me wishes (s)he lived in biblical times in order to have walked next to Jesus.

Well, that's actually unnecessary because Jesus walks besides me everyday. Still, I'd give anything to live in the Old Testament era when God's law was supreme. Otherwise, I'm going to have to wait until Huckabee is elected in we enact legislation allowing the death penalty for homosexuals and witches.

The person under me has gotten their kicks on Route 66.

[Hank]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me has gotten their kicks on Route 66.

False. They said I cant join the army coz I'm too fat.

The person under me uses deodorant and shampooh and other faggoty products.

[JennyD]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. They said I cant join the army coz I'm too fat.

The person under me uses deodorant and shampooh and other faggoty products.

True. All True Christians™ keep themselves clean and presentable at all times, because we never know when Jesus will return! (Although THIS WEBSITE insists the Rapture will occur by October 21, 2009 . . . Hey, that's today!)

Therefore, I believe that The Rapture will occur on or before October 20th 2009 (The last day of Tishri 5770) and after The Rapture occurs, all Hell Breaks loose! It starts with a banking system shut down, then the US dollar collapses, throw in major earthquakes and finally nuclear war starting in the Middle East by the end of 2009! (SEE:Vision of the end of USA!)

This event is both verified by The Bible Codes (SEE ABOVE) and the web bots’ October 25th 2009 event where BILLIONS DIE! SEE:Web Bots Predicts Major Middle East War by FALL 2009! ALSO SEE:Possible Nuclear Device Attacks in US Cities on October 23rd to 25th 2009! The delay that Gaetan & Lorraine is talking about is due to God’s mercy so that many more can be saved before the door is shut(After The Rapture) and God’s judgment starts!

The person under me is wondering where all the other True Christians™ are, and why there are empty cars all over the streets of Freehold.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me is wondering where all the other True Christians™ are, and why there are empty cars all over the streets of Freehold.

False. You have obviously been sitting in some lezbean drum circle up in hippieville, Oregon again.


The person under me is being investigated for insurance fraud and accessory to murder.

...Or maybe it's the person above me...

[FoundGirlJNB]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. You have obviously been sitting in some lezbean drum circle up in hippieville, Oregon again.


The person under me is being investigated for insurance fraud and accessory to murder.

...Or maybe it's the person above me...

False. Definitely not for FRAUD!

The person under me thinks a bombing in Japan is long over-due!

[satan's False Word]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. Definitely not for FRAUD!

The person under me thinks a bombing in Japan is long over-due!

False.

The person under me is a hateful, murderous heathen!

[FoundGirlJNB]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False.

The person under me is a hateful, murderous heathen!

False. I love God's land, His children and all of His creation. I just don't have compassion with those who reject Him!

The person under me has won an eating competition of some sort (ie can eat 200 hot dogs in 2 mins).

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False.

The person under me is having a little bit too much fun talking to themselves.

[FoundGirlJNB]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False.

The person under me is having a little bit too much fun talking to themselves.

True. But I'm the only one who listens to me.

The person under me has a knack for spotting the obvious!

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True!

The person under me is worried

[FoundGirlJNB]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True!

The person under me is worried

False. Life is too short to waste your time worrying about things out of your control! My life belongs to God, so what is there to worry about?

The person under me is/was a child prodigy.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Of course.

The person under me has written a novel.

[FoundGirlJNB]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Of course.

The person under me has written a novel.

Kind of false. I am busy with a thesis, but you can't exactly call that a novel, I suppose.

The person under me has zero tolerance for grammatical miss-use!

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True

The person under me ain't never have no sinful activities.

[FoundGirlJNB]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True

The person under me ain't never have no sinful activities.

False. If only I met God earlier in my life!!

The person under me has many talent!