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  • Meek and Humble
    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
    Biblical Black Belt
    Jr. Pastor
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2008
    • 6197

    #211
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    True! (Thank God that Jude was a man of few words!)

    The person under me was homeschooled.

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    • EZra M
      Unsaved trash
      • Jun 2009
      • 25

      #212
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
      True, but not only that, I WROTE AN ENTIRE THIRD TESTAMENT to the Bible, THE NEXT TESTAMENT. Holy awesome power of SPACESHIP JESUS, driven by the frenzy of the multitude of hotel stays spraying power far and wide to the supermen so that they may destroy all Ghost Shark illusion under the direction of Satanic Alliance!!!!

      The person under me has an IQ of at least 174 (my IQ)

      well this was too easy..the person under me thinks Jesus flies a spaceship...

      that would be an interesting convo...im intrigued 100%
      It seems Ive found the road to somewhere, but I'm heading nowhere fast

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2026
        • 15118

        #213
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by EZra M View Post
        well this was too easy..the person under me thinks Jesus flies a spaceship...

        that would be an interesting convo...im intrigued 100%
        You don't quite get this game do you?

        Under you will be the next person to Post. The person before you is the person "above" you, whom you answer True or False.

        The person below me is an idiot......(so was the person above me).

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • EZra M
          Unsaved trash
          • Jun 2009
          • 25

          #214
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
          You don't quite get this game do you?

          Under you will be the next person to Post. The person before you is the person "above" you, whom you answer True or False.

          The person below me is an idiot......(so was the person above me).
          I dont know how to play...I was totally upside down and looking the wrong way!!! so the person under me, is actually the person above me! see the name thru me...

          so lets try this one more time! it looks so fun! the person "before me" taught me something today!...

          did I get it right this time?
          It seems Ive found the road to somewhere, but I'm heading nowhere fast

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2026
            • 15118

            #215
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by EZra M View Post
            I dont know how to play...I was totally upside down and looking the wrong way!!! so the person under me, is actually the person above me! see the name thru me...

            so lets try this one more time! it looks so fun! the person "before me" taught me something today!...

            did I get it right this time?
            Yes!!

            You ARE an idiot

            You missed out the question for the next person tho'.

            The person under me is suddenly hearing the sound of a Penny drop.

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • EZra M
              Unsaved trash
              • Jun 2009
              • 25

              #216
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Talitha View Post
              Yes!!

              You ARE an idiot

              You missed out the question for the next person tho'.

              The person under me is suddenly hearing the sound of a Penny drop.


              okok...

              FALSE!

              the person under me will say yay! you finally get it idiot!
              It seems Ive found the road to somewhere, but I'm heading nowhere fast

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              • JennyD
                Honorary True Christian™
                Sweet Placid Sister
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 9567

                #217
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by EZra M View Post


                okok...

                FALSE!

                the person under me will say yay! you finally get it idiot!
                True. Yay! You finally get it, idiot!

                The person under me was caught urinating in public under the most embarassing circumstances.
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                • Larry Lee
                  Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                  True Christian™ Theologian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 4464

                  #218
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                  True. Yay! You finally get it, idiot!

                  The person under me was caught urinating in public under the most embarassing circumstances.
                  Nothing is hidden from the Lord, but I don't think that's what you're getting at.

                  The person under me has saddlebacked
                  sigpic

                  I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                  • Nurse Clampett
                    Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                    Forum Member
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 974

                    #219
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                    Nothing is hidden from the Lord, but I don't think that's what you're getting at.

                    The person under me has saddlebacked
                    It's not me in the video. I TELL YOU it's not!
                    The person under me has had unlawful relations with something from the produce section.
                    Luke 5:31
                    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                    • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                      Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2009
                      • 666

                      #220
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                      It's not me in the video. I TELL YOU it's not!
                      The person under me has had unlawful relations with something from the produce section.
                      FALSE!!!! Inside the produce section of the supermarket above the glistening shine of the linoleum tiles beneath my bare feet, I heard voices of executed vulture-ghosts waiting to devour humans in the pile of apples before me. Inside the heads of lettuce I could see the heads of every Pharisee that condemned Jesus. Inside the coconuts I heard island chants telling me to kill myself. Inside the oranges there were the moans of Satanic robot rape. . Inside the grapes were women telling me to have sex with ugly women in motels.

                      This is when I panicked and ran out of the store with my grocery cart screaming, then the bag boys chased after me and caught me. They said I was shoplifting all the food I had. I CRIED. I do not normally cry but here I was. I told them their food was tainted and they were trying to poison me. I gathered my faculties together. These bag boys knew I was considered dangerous by the government and they were going to do whatever it is in their power to get me, so I left the shopping cart full of food behind and made a mad sprint to my car and they tried to catch me but I got in and locked it just in time, but then they were pounding on my window to stop and get out but i wouldn't listen to them so I stepped on the gas and almost ran one of the little hooligans over as I sped away and made it to the hotel I was staying at. Never more would I shop at that Ralph's again.



                      The person below me has been attacked by KGB spies at a grocery store.
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                      SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                      Hosea 9:7
                      The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                      • Dr. Zaius
                        Member of Landover Zoological Society
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 249

                        #221
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Once, when I was in Russia smuggling caviar... but that's another story altogether.

                        The person below me likes bananas, banana bread, dried banana chips, and banana icecream, but has never slipped on a banana peel.
                        Ack!

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                        • SUV
                          True Christian™ Princess
                          The Driving Force behind RA12
                          Have at it, anytime!
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 11027

                          #222
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by Dr. Zaius View Post
                          The person below me likes bananas, banana bread, dried banana chips, and banana icecream, but has never slipped on a banana peel.
                          You got that all Right. Except for the dried banana chips. OOH-ooh Dr Zaius!

                          The person below me has once made fun of GODLY Ronald Reagan

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                          • Meek and Humble
                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                            Biblical Black Belt
                            Jr. Pastor
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 6197

                            #223
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            False. I was laughing WITH him...

                            The person under me has had immoral fantasies regarding Ann Coulter.

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                            • Nurse Clampett
                              Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                              Forum Member
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 974

                              #224
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                              False. I was laughing WITH him...

                              The person under me has had immoral fantasies regarding Ann Coulter.
                              I once had an impure thought about her Adam's apple.
                              The person below me has had immoral fantasies regarding Roseanne Barr.
                              Luke 5:31
                              And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                              • aTotalitarianathiest
                                Unsaved trash, Radical Hatemonger
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 29

                                #225
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                True, as a sinner I have immoral thoughts about every female.

                                The person below me hates gays,Jews, and is Pro-life

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