[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False! What do I look like, a liberal?

The person under me keeps all the laws in Leviticus.

TRUE! Among others, of course, and as restricted by the secular laws of the Godly USA!

The person under me saw the new Star Trek movie, and rebuked its blasphemous time-space continuum paradoxes.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False, I don't watch Hellyweird movies.

The person under me saw and loved Kirk Cameron's epic masterpiece, Fireproof.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False, I don't watch Hellyweird movies.

The person under me saw and loved Kirk Cameron's epic masterpiece, Fireproof.

Is Kirk Cameron related to James Tiberius Kirk?

The person under me is not a Trekkie.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True, it is false that I am a trekkie.

The person under me agrees with the Ontological argument.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me agrees with the Ontological argument.

True, but only within the context of the dialectical.

The person under me has been sleeping on the same sheets for three years.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False, indeed, if our housekeeper were to slack off with her cleaning duties she'd be punished good and proper!

The person below me has had sinful thoughts about a person they'd like to be below them!

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Absolutely false!

The person under me is a pastor.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Absolutely false!

The person under me is a pastor.

FALSE.
The person under me is Joe the Plumber.

[Larry Lee]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

FALSE.
The person under me is Joe the Plumber.

How I wish I had Joe's charisma and biting insight into the issues of our time!

The person under me has read the article in People Magazine about Bristol's bastard baby.

[SUV]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me has read the article in People Magazine about Bristol's bastard baby.

TRUE, but only until I realized I was focusing on their Pain and not the Pain upcoming to myself, which I planned to offer up to JESUS

(Well, you never know what vile trash you may find in a dentist's waiting room....)

The person under me hasn't Stoned a sinful cat in years

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False, although I have reason to believe it was really a witch in the form of a cat...

The person under me plays The Sims

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False, although I have reason to believe it was really a witch in the form of a cat...

The person under me plays The Sims

TRUE, but only to proselytize to the other players.

The person under me has been on three of Pastor Zeke's famous BASH witnessing and prayer tours of Nebraska gay bars.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False, I've only been to two of them.

The person under me knows why John Hagee is a blasphemer.

[JennyD]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False, I've only been to two of them.

The person under me knows why John Hagee is a blasphemer.

True! Um . . . He isn't a Landoverian?

The person below me knows atheists actually just hate God because they have miserable lives, and want to make others miserable too.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True

The person under me knows that everyone in the world can logically come to the conclusion of the existence of one God who created the universe with no outside influence, and people simply choose not to.