[Nurse Clampett]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True.

The person under be isn't white.

FALSE. When I go swimming, I look like Golem paddling around.
The person below me has a fear of mice.

[Nobar King]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

I'm more afraid of the rodent henta virus. It has something to do with gay rats?

Next: Blue or green?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Blue, just like Jesus' eyes!

The person under me likes using exclamation marks!

[SUV]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me likes using exclamation marks!

What good Christian doesn't?!!!!!!!!!

Next: When you sneeze and people say "God Bless You!" but then they don't hang around long enough to ensure that God has, indeed, "Blessed You."

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Um, true?

The person under me is beautiful

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Um, true?

The person under me is beautiful

FALSE
God gifted me with The Ugly so I would focus my energies on developing greater female strengths, like pie baking.
The person under me drives American.

[Larry Lee]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

FALSE
God gifted me with The Ugly so I would focus my energies on developing greater female strengths, like pie baking.
The person under me drives American.

I do like pie, Nurse C...... And boy do I have a woody for you, 100% American

The person below me gets from the get-go.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True

The person under me is fat

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True

The person under me is fat

False! However, I do have a slightly rounded, boyish face and big bones.



The person below me drives a plug-in hybrid vehicle.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

FALSE! I would never betray the oil industry by turning to such abominations!

Next: the person under me eats fast food at least three times a week.

[Larry Lee]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

FALSE! I would never betray the oil industry by turning to such abominations!

Next: the person under me eats fast food at least three times a week.

Three times a week? That's just for starters. I just feel closer to Jesus when I'm enjoying a Big Mac, shake and fries.

Next: Flavored vinegars are for ex-gays only!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Next: Flavored vinegars are for ex-gays only!

Um . . . OK?

The person below me is obsessed with bringing down Capitalism.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False! I voted for Palin!

The person under me thinks Sarah Palin is the most beautiful woman in the world.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False! I voted for Palin!

The person under me thinks Sarah Palin is the most beautiful woman in the world.

FALSE! She's second, behindmAnn Coulter.

The person under me has had wild "experiences" with farm animals.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False! What do I look like, a liberal?

The person under me keeps all the laws in Leviticus.