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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #286
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

    The person under me is going to have a hangover Sunday morning.
    False. Well not this Sunday anyway. Sister Thumper's mother is in town.

    The person under me used to toss bullets into campfires when he was a kid, just for fun.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Meek and Humble
        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
        Biblical Black Belt
        Jr. Pastor
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2008
        • 6197
        #287
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        True.

        The person under me can speak French

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          • Wide-Open
            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 18449
            #288
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
            True.

            The person under me can speak French
            Amazing! But yes

            The person under me doesn't speak French, and is quite happy about it.
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323
                #289
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                True.

                The person under me can speak French
                False. FRENCH?!?!?!?

                The person under me likes Cheetos.
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • Meek and Humble
                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                    Biblical Black Belt
                    Jr. Pastor
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 6197
                    #290
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    True.

                    The person under me likes health food.

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                      • Tertius The Scribe
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2009
                        • 452
                        #291
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        False!

                        The person under me rides a bike to work.

                        Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

                        All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                          • MissEnema
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 36
                            #292
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            partially true: with the bike to the train station

                            the person under me has a bible next to his/her bed, but not the KJV

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                              • SUV
                                True Christian™ Princess
                                The Driving Force behind RA12
                                Have at it, anytime!
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 11027
                                #293
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by MissEmma View Post
                                the person under me has a bible next to his/her bed, but not the KJV
                                Missy, there is no bible but the KJV 1611!

                                Next: The person under me once wore "Earth shoes"

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                                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 9323
                                    #294
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by SUV View Post
                                    Missy, there is no bible but the KJV 1611!

                                    Next: The person under me once wore "Earth shoes"
                                    False, unless they were once on sale at Wal-Mart for $9.99.

                                    The person under me sent this to a radio station in the UK.
                                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ3SV...layer_embedded
                                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                        True Christian™ Televangelist
                                        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Jun 2009
                                        • 8622
                                        #295
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                        Amazing! But yes

                                        The person under me doesn't speak French, and is quite happy about it.
                                        Oui. If God intended people to speak French, he would've written the King James Bible in it!

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                        False. FRENCH?!?!?!?

                                        The person under me likes Cheetos.
                                        False. My cardiologist said I have to cut back on high sodium snacks like that. He told me a man of my girth could very easily get a heart attack. Gotta stay alive! Gotta rake in money souls for Jesus!

                                        The person under me has a wife that wears two pounds of makeup each day. (Come on, I know I'm not the only one!)

                                        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                                          • Max Bayes
                                            True Christian™
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Mar 2009
                                            • 302
                                            #296
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            False. The Lord has blessed my wife with the purest of beauties, and therefore she has no need for makeup. I would show you a picture, but for some strange reason, every time I point a camera at her, the lens breaks. It must be Divine Intervention preventing anyone from using her beauty for devious pornographic ends.

                                            The person under me is amassing a small arsenal in an attempt to stage a one-man crusade in Iran.
                                            BEHOLD!!!
                                                                                         THE BUS TO DAMNATION!
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                                            May Jesus guide this Bus off a cliff and STRAIGHT TO HELL!

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                                              • SUV
                                                True Christian™ Princess
                                                The Driving Force behind RA12
                                                Have at it, anytime!
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 11027
                                                #297
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Max Bayes View Post
                                                The person under me is amassing a small arsenal in an attempt to stage a one-man crusade in Iran.
                                                True AND False. I am amassing a small arsenal, but it's to protect LBC from RA9 ("Rat Attack '09"). I "Care less" about....say, Brother, wasn't that meant to be a "q" on The End® of that last Word, there?

                                                The person under me sometimes walks instead of drives when the distance is 1/8 mile or less

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                                                  • Meek and Humble
                                                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                    Biblical Black Belt
                                                    Jr. Pastor
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Dec 2008
                                                    • 6197
                                                    #298
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    False. I've gotta support those poor oil companies!

                                                    The person under me is afraid of spiders.

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                                                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                                        True Christian™ Televangelist
                                                        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                                        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Jun 2009
                                                        • 8622
                                                        #299
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                        False. I've gotta support those poor oil companies!

                                                        The person under me is afraid of spiders.
                                                        False. The only thing I'm afraid of is sinning against the Lord!

                                                        The person under me has sinfully and wrongfully experimented with other orifices of his wife.

                                                        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                                                          • Meek and Humble
                                                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                            Biblical Black Belt
                                                            Jr. Pastor
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Dec 2008
                                                            • 6197
                                                            #300
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            False. I'm not married.

                                                            The person under me has been married more than once.

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