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  • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
    Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
    Forum Member
    • May 2009
    • 666
    #196
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    False. Nothing is awesome except the POWER OF MR T. GOLD MEDALLIONS REFLECTING THE LIGHT OF SPACESHIP JESUS DIRECTLY INTO THE EYES OF SOVIET CLONE SOLDIERS AND MELTING THEM TO DEATH.

    The person under me has defecated in a public fountain.
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    SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

    Hosea 9:7
    The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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      • Epic_Dud
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • May 2009
        • 32
        #197
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by SUV View Post


        (and..my GOD! It's........Epic! Dud!!!)

        The person below me has Don Bozo del Guapo chained up in his or her basement

        False. Only because I don't have a basement. Hopefully the tree out back will have to do.

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          • SUV
            True Christian™ Princess
            The Driving Force behind RA12
            Have at it, anytime!
            • Sep 2006
            • 11027
            #198
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Epic_Dud View Post
            False. Only because I don't have a basement. Hopefully the tree out back will have to do.
            Please do unchain him immediately!

            And more importantly, you gotta say: "The person below me" etc.

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              • Epic_Dud
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • May 2009
                • 32
                #199
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by SUV View Post
                Please do unchain him immediately!

                And more importantly, you gotta say: "The person below me" etc.

                How silly of me to forget.

                The person below me is a dirty, filthy, nasty, grimy, gross, disgusting, smelly, stinky, heathen hippie communist with homo-liberal tendencies who promotes abortions and other un-Godly things. (t/f)

                I certainly hope I don't hear a true for this one.

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996
                    #200
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Epic_Dud View Post
                    How silly of me to forget.

                    The person below me is a dirty, filthy, nasty, grimy, gross, disgusting, smelly, stinky, heathen hippie communist with homo-liberal tendencies who promotes abortions and other un-Godly things. (t/f)

                    I certainly hope I don't hear a true for this one.
                    False! There's nobody like that here . . . after all, you've been banned!

                    The person below me is praying that all abortionists will be brought to justice just like George Tiller.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197
                        #201
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        TRUE!

                        The person under me knows Obama was born in Kenya.

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                          • Larry Lee
                            Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                            True Christian™ Theologian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 4464
                            #202
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            TRUE!

                            The person under me knows Obama was born in Kenya.
                            Onto the dirt floor of his grandmother's thatched hut!

                            The person under me is prepared to buy a GM vehicle for America
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                            I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                              • Bobby-Joe
                                Landover Security Superviser
                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 18405
                                #203
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                                Onto the dirt floor of his grandmother's thatched hut!

                                The person under me is prepared to buy a GM vehicle for America
                                TRUE, now that those GM employees have had their union contracts torn up in their faces I will buy a half dozen.

                                The person below me deplores the murder of George Tiller but would like to remind us George Tiller's hands were red of blood of the innocents.

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                  • JennyD
                                    Honorary True Christian™
                                    Sweet Placid Sister
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Dec 2007
                                    • 9567
                                    #204
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                    TRUE, now that those GM employees have had their union contracts torn up in their faces I will buy a half dozen.

                                    The person below me deplores the murder of George Tiller but would like to remind us George Tiller's hands were red of blood of the innocents.
                                    True! I only regret that Tiller the Killer wasn't properly executed after a fair trial.

                                    The person below me will NOT buy a GM (Government Motors) vehicle.
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                                      • Meek and Humble
                                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                        Biblical Black Belt
                                        Jr. Pastor
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Dec 2008
                                        • 6197
                                        #205
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Of course not. I hope GM burns to the ground just to spite Obama.

                                        The person under me hates that America is becoming a communist dictatorship

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78555
                                            #206
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

                                            The person under me hates that America is becoming a communist dictatorship
                                            True. Even the commies are saying so.

                                            The person under me thinks that cottage cheese is not food.
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • James Hutchins
                                                True Christian™
                                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                 
                                                • Jun 2009
                                                • 29453
                                                #207
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                True. Even the commies are saying so.

                                                The person under me thinks that cottage cheese is not food.
                                                True, cheese does not come from cottages, it comes from factories and is not all lumpy.


                                                The person below me breathes the wind of the Lord.
                                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                                  • Meek and Humble
                                                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                    Biblical Black Belt
                                                    Jr. Pastor
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Dec 2008
                                                    • 6197
                                                    #208
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    True, the Lord breathed His spirit into my nostrils! It was like a burning fire!

                                                    The person under me can't stand the Amish

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                                                      • Grim04
                                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                        • Jun 2009
                                                        • 1
                                                        #209
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        False - They grow outstanding corn.

                                                        The person below can recite at least one book of the bible.

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                                                          • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                                                            Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • May 2009
                                                            • 666
                                                            #210
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            True, but not only that, I WROTE AN ENTIRE THIRD TESTAMENT to the Bible, THE NEXT TESTAMENT. Holy awesome power of SPACESHIP JESUS, driven by the frenzy of the multitude of hotel stays spraying power far and wide to the supermen so that they may destroy all Ghost Shark illusion under the direction of Satanic Alliance!!!!

                                                            The person under me has an IQ of at least 174 (my IQ)
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                                                            SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                                                            Hosea 9:7
                                                            The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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