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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #241
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
    The person below me agrees with me that Sonia Sotomayer is much too conservative for the bench.
    False: It is impossible to find a conservative wetback lezbean. They're all loose as a goose.

    Next: The person below me blocked my 2009 Escalade at Church this morning, and as a result found their car crumpled up in a wad out in the middle of Dead Injun Road next to the church.

    And you're going to get a bill for a new paintjob on my Escalade too!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Meek and Humble
        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
        Biblical Black Belt
        Jr. Pastor
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2008
        • 6197
        #242
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        False, I didn't drive into town this morning, and my pick-up is in perfect condition in the garage.

        The person under me has been to jail.

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          • Nurse Clampett
            Jesus's Favorite Nurse
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 974
            #243
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
            False, I didn't drive into town this morning, and my pick-up is in perfect condition in the garage.

            The person under me has been to jail.
            Does the lobby count? The Godly Husband had to be bailed out after a stoning incident.

            The person under me is a sex dwarf.
            Luke 5:31
            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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              • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                Forum Member
                • May 2009
                • 666
                #244
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                Does the lobby count? The Godly Husband had to be bailed out after a stoning incident.

                The person under me is a sex dwarf.
                True. I have had sex with a dwarf. Er wait, Sex Dwarf? What's that?

                The person below me has entertained thoughts of suicide.
                sigpic
                SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                Hosea 9:7
                The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996
                    #245
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
                    True. I have had sex with a dwarf. Er wait, Sex Dwarf? What's that?

                    The person below me has entertained thoughts of suicide.
                    True! I've often thought about what would happen if an abortionist killed himself the way he slaughters pre-born babies. Most entertaining!

                    The person below me is a furry.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197
                        #246
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        NO! That's just disgusting!

                        The person under me has a thing for elbows.

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748
                            #247
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Just need two of them, thanks.

                            The next person can hear sirens right now:
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Meek and Humble
                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                Biblical Black Belt
                                Jr. Pastor
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 6197
                                #248
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                False.

                                The person under me can hear the Trumpets of the Apocalypse sounding.

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                                  • Nurse Clampett
                                    Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Jan 2009
                                    • 974
                                    #249
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                    False.

                                    The person under me can hear the Trumpets of the Apocalypse sounding.
                                    In my dreams I do.

                                    The person under me has been detained in a Mexican't prison.
                                    Luke 5:31
                                    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                                      • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                                        Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                                        Forum Member
                                        • May 2009
                                        • 666
                                        #250
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Yes. In Tijuana in 1969 for prostitution and possession charges...

                                        Had to "bribe" the dirty Mexican officers to be released on bail. And I'm not talking financially...

                                        The person under me has traveled all across the U.S. of A.
                                        sigpic
                                        SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                                        Hosea 9:7
                                        The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

                                          Comment

                                          • Nurse Clampett
                                            Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Jan 2009
                                            • 974
                                            #251
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
                                            Yes. In Tijuana in 1969 for prostitution and possession charges...

                                            Had to "bribe" the dirty Mexican officers to be released on bail. And I'm not talking financially...

                                            The person under me has traveled all across the U.S. of A.
                                            Horrors! I can imagine the nightmares you have, Brother. Well actually I can't, which is good for me. I will pray God zaps your memory clean of the incident.
                                            Back to the game...
                                            I went on a cross-country lobotomizing mission. Many homers were rescued from hell by becoming scrambled idiots.

                                            The person under me eats at Denny's
                                            Luke 5:31
                                            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                                              • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                                                Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                                                Forum Member
                                                • May 2009
                                                • 666
                                                #252
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                                                Horrors! I can imagine the nightmares you have, Brother. Well actually I can't, which is good for me. I will pray God zaps your memory clean of the incident.
                                                Back to the game...
                                                I went on a cross-country lobotomizing mission. Many homers were rescued from hell by becoming scrambled idiots.

                                                The person under me eats at Denny's
                                                I've done ALOT of things at Denny's...but never ate there...

                                                The person below me makes their own clothes.
                                                sigpic
                                                SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                                                Hosea 9:7
                                                The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

                                                  Comment

                                                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 9323
                                                    #253
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    I like polls.
                                                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78556
                                                        #254
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post

                                                        The person below me makes their own clothes.
                                                        Well, I do have an authentic fig that I wear for certain...ceremonial occasions....But I didn't exactly make it, so...

                                                        The person below me owns more weapons than Pastor Pistle.
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                                                          Comment

                                                          • Meek and Humble
                                                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                            Biblical Black Belt
                                                            Jr. Pastor
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Dec 2008
                                                            • 6197
                                                            #255
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            False. Nobody does.

                                                            The person under me believes every movie to come in the last 20 years should have received an NC-17 rating.

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