The person beneath me has no problem gutting a deer after killing it.
True!
The person below me has no problem gutting a deer before killing it.
Bible boring? Nonsense! Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories! You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
The person under me has kissed a girl, and liked it.
Only on the cheek, you pervert! I'm no Lesbian! Why, I instituted the Shower Buddies(tm) program at the Monthly Visitor just to ensure that women did not engage in self-Lesbianism!
The person below me is a nappy-headed ho who pretends to be an educated professorial type.
True! That hussy certainly fits the description of "Heaven doesn't want her, and Hell's afraid she'll take over!"
The person below me has actually converted the Mormon missionaries who come to your door.
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne."Check your local cable listings.
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