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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #271
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    True, I love all cohol.

    Next person like their grapes peeled.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Meek and Humble
      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
      Biblical Black Belt
      Jr. Pastor
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2008
      • 6197

      #272
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      False. Do I look like some sort of nancy?

      The person under me knows a woman named Nancy.

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      • Johnnyboy
        True Christian™ fisherman
        • Jun 2009
        • 801

        #273
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        True. But she dates negroes and is a complete wh*re, so nobody will talk to her.

        The person below me knows a white christian virgin named Nancy

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        • Shinigami
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2008
          • 116

          #274
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
          True. But she dates negroes and is a complete wh*re, so nobody will talk to her.

          The person below me knows a white christian virgin named Nancy
          Can't say that I do.

          The person beneath me has no problem gutting a deer after killing it.
          I have no sig to put here. Just haven't thought about it yet and don't have an idea what to do. Got suggestions? PM me and let me know.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #275
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Shinigami View Post
            Can't say that I do.

            The person beneath me has no problem gutting a deer after killing it.
            True!

            The person below me has no problem gutting a deer before killing it.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Meek and Humble
              Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
              Biblical Black Belt
              Jr. Pastor
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2008
              • 6197

              #276
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              True.

              The person under me knows how to cure leprosy.

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              • Johnnyboy
                True Christian™ fisherman
                • Jun 2009
                • 801

                #277
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                False.

                The person below me has leprosy

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                • Meek and Humble
                  Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                  Biblical Black Belt
                  Jr. Pastor
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 6197

                  #278
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  False.

                  The person under me has kissed a girl, and liked it.

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                  • JennyD
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Sweet Placid Sister
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 9567

                    #279
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                    False.

                    The person under me has kissed a girl, and liked it.
                    Only on the cheek, you pervert! I'm no Lesbian! Why, I instituted the Shower Buddies(tm) program at the Monthly Visitor just to ensure that women did not engage in self-Lesbianism!

                    The person below me is a nappy-headed ho who pretends to be an educated professorial type.
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                    • Johnnyboy
                      True Christian™ fisherman
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 801

                      #280
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      No, but I've seen her commie,dyked up, preverted garbage

                      The person below me would like to see the negro lezbo mentioned repent her sins and embrace Jesus

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                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                        True Christian™ Televangelist
                        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 8622

                        #281
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        True! That hussy certainly fits the description of "Heaven doesn't want her, and Hell's afraid she'll take over!"

                        The person below me has actually converted the Mormon missionaries who come to your door.

                        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78555

                          #282
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post

                          The person below me has actually converted the Mormon missionaries who come to your door.
                          True.


                          Well, kind of true. I still have them down in my basement. I'm pretty sure that they are ready to accept Jesus.



                          The person below me eats ketchup on their cottage cheese (Richard Nixon's favorite!).
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #283
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Real men eat their cottage cheese with Tobasco sauce.

                            The next person likes his scrambled eggs dry and salty.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Nurse Clampett
                              Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                              Forum Member
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 974

                              #284
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                              Real men eat their cottage cheese with Tobasco sauce.

                              The next person likes his scrambled eggs dry and salty.
                              False on the dry aspect. I do love my chicken ovums salty.
                              The person under me is going to have a hangover in the morning.
                              Luke 5:31
                              And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                              • Meek and Humble
                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                Biblical Black Belt
                                Jr. Pastor
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 6197

                                #285
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                False.

                                The person under me is going to have a hangover Sunday morning.

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